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  1. which is one of the reasons wyh you gotta luv dizy.com.. thank god it didnt turn into a discussion about drugs.. i wonder why it hasnt been turned to SC as of yet.. no idea! what is the thinnest book in the world?
  2. Yo Chris... Since your original post about snow quite fast turned into a thread about offending as many nationalities as possible. Do you know the name of the thinnest book in the world????? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  3. Hell yeah!!!! The Metric system rules But they probably can't manage that since it's to easy Hey at least some of us know the difference between to and too and two. And what the fuck is up with that "tyres" shit? It is "tires" and you pronounce it "tars", cheez. Hahahaha, Since I'm Swedish I'm allowed to spell as an arse.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  4. There's nothing new. If that fails we can always try to find a way to blame the Germans “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  5. Yeah... Yanks are goofballs all of them, they are probably even ADHD cases to Now snow just yet, but we have some shit coming in from Poland (does anything good comes from there???) with heavy snow fall... Right now clear skies and just -1°C.. Havent been able to get the winter tyres on my car yet so it'll probably be an exciting weekend “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  6. Hell yeah!!!! The Metric system rules But they probably can't manage that since it's to easy “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  7. Get rid of the Symantec shit...... Install NOD32 www.eset.com instead.... It's well worth the money!!!!! Much better and doesn't eat system rescources even remotely like Symantec products. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  8. Short answer - You don't! Tell that idiot to FUCK OFF “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  9. I guess thngs got a little . . . "Out of Hand" the other day? Do you wish you could be in that situation? Naahh, my g/f has a nice ass for me to spank so I'm good “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  10. Nice bruise on a nice ass “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  11. Reminds me of sex education in my Catholic high school: "Don't do it before marriage because your dead relatives are watching you." Sorry, Grandmom & Grandpop!!! WTF????? Did they actually (tried to) teach you that???? [edit to add] On the other hand that would mean that as soon you get married then your dead relatives doesn't give a shit about you any more “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  12. mrwrong

    amok

    Yeah, sometimes it should be allowed to beat the crap out of people just beacuse they are so fucking stupid/annoying “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  13. Thanx... That post made my afternoon “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  14. I believe it was Walter who said that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-MmzCQSuFw It's the very last line of this clip. And it's funny as hell. Of course it was Walter.... I’m old so you have to forgive my weakening memory. Thanx for correcting me “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  15. That was just FUCKING SCARY to watch!!! Cheeezuzz Should have been posted in this thread instead “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  16. I agree, like a marriage between 2 unkissed individuals would stand a snowball’s chance in hell when one of them (or both) finds out that they have been missing out on a LOT of other fun stuff you can do in the sack.... As Jeff Dunham’s ”Achmed the dead terrorist” summarize it quite well when he says something like the following. “72 virgins? I’ll take 72 slutty ones that knows what they are doing” (don’t remember the line by heart and since I’m at work it’s not safe to YouTube it right now) This is just another stunt coming from religious fanatics that don’t want people to do as they are doing but really want the young ones to do as they preach..... Religious freaks “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  17. mrwrong

    In 5 hours

    I wish the best for you mom (and the whole family) “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  18. When did life become sane and when did it make sense???? You can make the illusion of an explanation for anything with math just as the attached pic.... Might not make sense or be true but still funny... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  19. FFS!!!!!! Your not supposed to do any math.... Just read the damn thing and have a laugh.... You guys are hopeless *handing out bitch spalps to ya'll* “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  20. FINALLY a good explanation What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  21. a delayed exit and subsequent freefall/canopy collision. ended up with scraped face and 4 broken lines on the canopy. all survived. yes BD08 There is a video of this incident some where... Makes you gasp for air seeing it “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  22. I think it's cool.... You go girl !!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  23. mrwrong

    In my pants

    Still have those naughty thoughts stuck in your head I presume “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  24. You guys have way to much free time on your hands free time? - no - I just do this stuff at work Hmmmm, this seems familiar for some reason 1½ hrs left to work this week.... At 4:30 I'm a free man again “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!
  25. That sucks!!!! Sorry for you.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!