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Congrats!!!!!

How the fuck did they get that cow up that tree????? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

You're saying that I shouldn't just talk to him, but also tell him that either he tells her or i will, within a certain time? There are other complications here, and due to those very complications I really want to keep her out of this. THe proof that I have doesn't directly state that they've had physical contact, but it does clearly show him asking for it and telling her he's in love with her. To me that's cheating, even if there was no physical contact. I don't even think you should give him any time. Just tell him that you've got proof of what he is doing and if he doesn't confess to your mother right away you will tell her and present the proof. He is a prick for having an affair and he doesn't deserve any better than this!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

The world will always need another naughty nurse “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Not available in My Contry WTF You can thank your lucky star for that Who was it about, i have particular tastse You and me both mate It was the "Womanizer" video by Brittney Spears “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

First of all, I know this is a repost but since this is the Bonfire and the story is very funny and in fact includes an AN-2 I'm posting it again (it was originally posted in "Safety and Training") I was told a funny, (since all ended well), story from a couple of years before my jumping days begun. Our club had rented an AN-2 due to service on our regular aircraft. None of the jumpers were rally familiar with this type of aircraft. While ascending to jump altitude the engine suddenly went dead, and the pilot realized that he had forgot to turn the carburettor heater on and that was the reason. So he turned it on and restarted the engine. When he turned his head to tell that all was under control the entire 'load' was gone. As soon as the motor went silent the JM opened the door and gave the exit command. They had a hard time finding everybody who landed (far) out. The only one who didn't land out was the pilot. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Priceless!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Do ya' think she'd even notice? Not available in My Contry WTF You can thank your lucky star for that “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

I have heard another definition regarding this: A chicks no is in fact a yes. And if she says yes then she means anal is a go. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Naaaah... If people are stupid enough not to realize that I'm always right then I just doesn't give a rats ass... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

I'm speechless!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Ty Pennington is another good candidate to have his mouth sealed shut!!! OMG.... I just get the urge to kill as soon as I hear his fucking screaming voice “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

You can kill him, the poll is in favour of this “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

This particular customer has caused us (and by us I mean myself and my colleague) head ace since day one after the installation process began. Due to an extremely weak project manager (who eventually was fired) within the company this customer has been allowed to state the terms entirely and now we are sitting with an impossible contract that we have to fulfill. They were able to stall for 2 years until they even began paying for the service contract. So this means that we have been forced to work basically for free until very recently. They are of that kind that wants every little (or big) thing for free and never ever recognise their responsibilities *sigh* Right now I hope we can send them a $ 10’000 invoice for the fuck up they caused but as always they will probably find some technicality to get out of this. Yeah I know, I'm just whining now but that's what the bonfire partially is about “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

No I'm not new at this job... 3 years at this firm and 3 years at the before this doing basically the same stuff... I guess I'm just naive “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

To kill a customer? (or atleast a customer representative) Background: This week I’m supporting (via remote connection) a colleague to upgrade a database system. The customer has been told repeatedly NOT to start any clients until told so by our company representative on site. What does the customer do? YES of course, they start up all the clients last night AFTER my colleague left the customer half through the upgrade process. When we started up our remaining upgrade this morning we discovered this and also found a whole lot of problems in the data base. This caused us to restore the backup taken before the upgrade started. Setting us back 24hrs. (All the data collected during last night until this morning is now erased) What do you think? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Ouch... Repost This was posted in this thread when the camel toe was discussed “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Priceless!!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Congrats!!!

OMG!!!! You just have got your priorities completely backwards.... In 2007 I spent about 8k on jumping and related costs (video gear and so on) and it was so worth it!!!!!

LOL... Good one!!!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Guy: 1) No 2) Yes 3) No “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

Keep the kids on a leash then the problem is solved (handcuffs work quite well to) Parents just need to realize they STILL have a responsibility and shouldn’t let the young ones roam free at any DZ! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!

I love it when it's raining horizontal!!!!

Hmmmm, a bit tacky..... But kudos for effort and creativity “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once!