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So is it okay for badgers to eat shrooms??? Yes, I meant it how it sounded. I sure as hell hope so!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

I've always heard it this way - Now I lay me down to rest, a pile of books upon my chest. Should I die before I wake, that's one less test I'll have to take. And after friday.....NO MORE TESTS... EVER!!!! PhD defense is scheduled for 9 am and if the committee doesn't rip me a new asshole - it'll be Dr. Jumper Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

LEAKER!!! Scars remind us that the past is real

Loose lips sink ships young bald grasshopper.... Scars remind us that the past is real

You auditioning for the snake now?????? Scars remind us that the past is real

Well......sorry to say...but some tests have to remain secret you know, security and all. Especially in this day and age. Rest assured, all bases will be covered as I've been trained extensively in the scientific method. Also the identity of the test subject cannot be released through official channels. So sorry - no press releases. However, un-named sources have put a scare into the chain of command here with name leaks...... Scars remind us that the past is real

{{{{{{{{{Vibes}}}}}}}}}}} to you and your wife. plenty more coming until it's all sorted out. Scars remind us that the past is real

oh that was exactly the mental image I wanted to eat my PB&J too....sheesh. Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

what about coming to just look at the rocks?? I loooove looking at rocks.... Scars remind us that the past is real

NO! IT CAN WORK!!! See the trick is to find a kick ass freefly chick whose fall rate matches yours when you are belly down and banging out the points. I'll be conducting extensive tests in the very near future. I'll keep you updated. Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

just how is this pronounced? I'd love to tell people I was from phuket... Man, what I wouldn't give for some good thai food right now. I'm jealous McDuck...... Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

Fubar Kool-Aid -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Vodka 1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps 1/2 oz Dark rum 1/2 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Cranberry juice 1/2 oz Pineapple juice Mixing instructions: Mix in shaker over cracked ice, pour into highball glass with ice and enjoy. Hmmmm. Maybe substitute something for the cranberry juice.....otherwise sounds good. Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

So when you give somebody a raspberry...you got some tiny secondary raspberry action going on?? LOL Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

A shit pot full of cash.... hell a dollar only weighs a couple of ounces if that... I'd take 20 pounds of cash..... Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

Hold the phone!!! That's not in the FAQ!! I checked! damn, damn, damn..... whatever the fee - it's more than worth it.. Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

I thought tandems into a stadium were strictly verboten? Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

I can't leave the boards for a few days without the badgers getting loose and threatening the mushrooms and driving off the snakes....I feel Ron Howard's pain. Damn - time to bring some order to this unruly badger flock - or is it badger band? badger pod? Maybe badger herd? I'll stick with bunch of badgers for now..... Well, I've been on a whirlwind tour of the US -4100 miles in less than 7 days - visiting potential mushrooms and wannabe badgers. I can safely say that I think we have a star mushroom on our hands - award winning performances each and everytime. I was moved - Scorsese should be so lucky to find such a mushroom.... As for the badgers that auditioned...well...sorry guys. You just didn't have that bounce. The heart was definitely there but that badger soul didn't speak to me as you bounced. I won't mention any names to protect the sanctity of the directory/badger relationship but lets just say McDuck needs to work on his arm wave/bounce coordination. I can feel the badgers moving within me right now - this will be a glorious film....action packed with drama in each snake slither..... Somebody needs to work on a poster for the premier.... In preparation, everybody should practice your badgerness on the 5th as per numero uno badger's direction, the mushrooms can just chill and keep looking cute and the snakes need to be getting in some ab workouts. Director Jumper. Scars remind us that the past is real

so that's why all the trees in Pennsylvania lean west..... Blue Skies, Jump Scars remind us that the past is real

COOL! My team got their ass kicked last night. Maybe I'll come watch a winner! Scars remind us that the past is real

Slacker.... Scars remind us that the past is real

Have you ever anticipated something so badly and deeply that you couldn't sleep? Couldn't think? Some have said the anticipation is much better than the actual event... somehow I doubt it..... This weekend is going to be so F***ING AWESOME!!!!! BLUE SKIES! an ecstatic Jumper Scars remind us that the past is real

HAHAHA.. *tears in the eyes* Scars remind us that the past is real

BWWAAAHHHAHAHAHA Scars remind us that the past is real

Fun with thread titles - this or that? hmm..okay...THAT!! Scars remind us that the past is real

Make it go away - belly button lint Scars remind us that the past is real