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consult an osteopath or something similar like ortho-bionomy. works miracles! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i knew i was cooooool! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

geeeez - i thought he was already dead! still love his music & i guess nobody can scream like he does uuuuuuuuuuh baby HUH! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

is this just a heterosexual statistic or does it include gays & bi's? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sorry but that's not 100 % correct. the bmw-logo was derived from the bavarian flag - white & blue squares but the part with the aircraft engines is true The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

this statement is complete & utter BS. stopped reading after this The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

obviously you are very young. obviously you are white. obviously you live in a country, that has (at least for white people) no traditin in putting others to concentration camps & all the other crap. praise yourself a very lucky man. i live in europe. my grandfather went to prison 'cause he was against the nazis. he was beat up several times. still he didn't tell his secrets, 'cause he didn't want his friends to suffer the same as he did. luckily he wasn't tranfered to a concentration camp & he survived all my life i've been wondering, if i had the same guts as he had way back then.... still i'm not sure how i would act if i were to walk in his shoes if they don't get hold of you, they will find your family, torture your loved ones just to break you.... think about & consider this before you judge the average iraki who was trying to survive and who didn't try to overthrow sadam The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

no way - won't stick my precious weenie into a copy/fax machine The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

nobody sent a weenie fax? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

very obvioulsy the officials forgot to develop warning tags for this situation: danger! war can result in the death of our soldiers nad loved ones .... i am not an american & i definitely don't want to be disrespectfull to those who did their duty - but to hide the obvious seems to me like censorship. if the u.s. government is so afraid of people/media reaction on war, dead soldiers returning in coffins etc - why did they start the f**** conflict firsthand? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

are you a skydiver or a sissy? just trash pack it ok - i'm serious now: learn to pro-pack it on a hook. this does miracles on a large canopy if you are not comfortable when packing over the shoulder. once you are comfortable with this, try it over your shoulder. and never hesitate to ask a rigger/packer for hints, tipps & advice - it's priceless! once you have managed to handle a canopy of this size, you shouldn't have problems packing any other shute – xcept these really slippery zp-bastards The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

u da man! just saved my day BWAHAHAHAHA! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

hi martina nice to have you on board - especially as we live in the same city where & with whom did you jump? feel free to have a peak into stammtisch & alles nochmal auf deutsch: schön dich an bord zu haben - vor allem da wir in der gleichen stadt wohnen. wo & mit wem bist du denn in die lüfte gegangen? ach ja - die neugier schau doch auch mal im stammtisch rein - da beißt auch keiner! greetz - feuergnom The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

PILATE: What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'? CENTURION: Well, it's a joke name, sir. PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

no! it's bycicle repair man! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

so you think we are a sorry lot? no - we are a lucky lot, that we can still laugh about these lines... @remster: ...even if we recite them from memory The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

194 points - woaaahhhh thats really close but as a friend of mine put it: better to hell with the witty people than to heaven with the stupid ones The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

hoooooly jeeeeeezuz! thanks for supporting me loose weight The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

ok now i found it! T. F. Gumby - Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! Doctor! Doctor! Where is The Doctor? Gumby specialist - Hello! T. F. Gumby - Are you the brain specialist? Gumby specialist - Hello! T. F. Gumby - Are you the brain specialist? Gumby specialist - No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes I am. T. F. Gumby - My brain hurts! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

doctor! doctor! doctor! DOCTOR! i think my brain hurts.... Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's. Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched. Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack). Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels. Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels (pretends to strike a match). Clerk: Ahh, matches! Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Clerk: Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. Hungarian: You great poof. Clerk: That'll be six and six, please. Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected. Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words) Hungarian punches the clerk. Now...anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwend- Biggus ... Dickus. He has a wife you know Called Incontinentia ...... Incontinentia Buttockth! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i said jehova, jehova, jehova.... (is this becoming a religious thread?) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

you're no fun any'moe! BWAHAHAHAHA! Jeeeez - i guess i have to dig for the monty python sings lp in my vault..... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

a classic - but it still makes me LMAO A-Hello, are you there? B- Yes, who are you please? A- I'm Watt. B- What's your name? A- Watt's my name. B- Yes, what's your name? A- My name is John Watt. B- John what? A- Yes, are you Jones? B- No I'm Knott. A- Will you tell me your name then? B- Will Knott. A- Why not? B- My name is Knott. A- Not what? B- Not Watt, Knott. A- What? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

just what i expected: there's my alter ego (exact same name, also used to live in the same city!!!) popping up on google. he used to grow wine, but he went broke two years ago. now his former customers still try to reach him by phone - so they call me every once in a while The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

when i first came to dz.com there was this thing called the repost-police now it seems the whole thing moved one step further - we have the credibility police i really like the idea of having "blockwarts" spying, pointing fingers & giving notice. that's definitely a worthy addition to the friendly atmosphere of the forums The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666