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  1. feuergnom
    ok - which colours are you thinking of? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
  2. feuergnom
    if someone is a "complete dick about advice" i made a promise in the not so recent past: I won't run and deliver first aid if some dick biffs in. and i made my friends promise to hold me back if i made an attempt to. wouldn't be nice to deliver a nice kick in the gut because i stumble in the rush getting there The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    now we're talking! i guess that solves the incorporation of the dudeist-logo. Actually versions 2 & 3 seem to be the best (lesser colors - cheaper patches?) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
  4. feuergnom
    thats what i've been talking about - ya just can't beat ghetto-fixes
  5. feuergnom
    you must be the brains in here,... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
  6. feuergnom
    right! and don't forget to post pics
  7. feuergnom
    when this has happened on your way to work The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
  8. feuergnom
    just when you think you know every stupid turn fashion might take, something completly silly turns up - pimp my AAD - shure the way to go The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
  9. feuergnom
    now that's an offer
  10. feuergnom
    ohhhhhhhhh - poor boy The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    ok if you can cope with the crappy writing style of a non-native speaker. (it's one thing to hammer down a post and another to put down a longer text) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    you're a genius - big shouts for the effort and someone in your area should definitly buy a case in the name of all us cheap instructors using your graphics
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    yep. the same goes for brian germains articles *puts flameproof suit on* i've been skipping the homepage for at least two years - and i guess i havent missed a thing The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    the gopro has an auto-mode: you turn it on and push the trigger - the camera takes a shot every two (or if you wish every 5) seconds. all you have to do afterwards is to point the thingie in the right direction and switch it of once you have landed or under somewhere under canopy. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    my standard answers to whuffos standard questions question: what if the reserve also totally fails? answer: then we have a really bad day question: and how many times did this happen to you? answer: twice yesterday The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    i got mine in may - never looked back and therer are tons of tandem-pics on my hard-drive
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    unless you jump at a certain czech dz - no but i guess there are more of this surprisingly honest and refreshing kind of instructor around The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    according to a fellow teacher (lets name him vladi) it might take a long time for someone to be a skydiver. good old vladi was a really nice chap who encouraged students to do their best. otherwise he just would give them shit and some mild verbal abuse. so when the lucky students finally had their license in their pocket vladi would turn up and give them his classic speach: "yesterday you were a (insert insult here) student - today you are no more than the steam of the shit of a true skydiver" The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    self-made dive-loops are the way to go. just take a shakle with some long cord, tied to a loop, reaching from riser to your feet. attach to risers after opening, step in and off you go YMMV on this edit: NO I haven't tried this stunt! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    there's tons of footage on you-idiot-tube check out the swoopers, thats nothing yo couldn't accomplish too seriuosly: people got it right for decades wihout video.visualisation-help The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
  21. feuergnom
    congrats - nice work
  22. feuergnom
    dz.com kangaroo-court once again The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    for the logo: thats a bad clicky - i get a 404 error one more to join the group is christelsabine with # 3105 btw: thanks to all for spreading the vibe
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    you never had a discussion with ron before, did you? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
  25. feuergnom
    as always spot on