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Couldn't you become an American-Colombian drug lord? Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Metallica still has fans? Wow. You learn something new every day.
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Just out of curiosity (not a flame or meaning to be offensive): how far would you be willing to go? If you possibly could save 4 US soldiers by doing what West did, would you do it? If there was a 50/50 chance that you could get info that might save 4 US soldiers lives by beating up a prisoner severly, would you? Same as above, but to possibly get the information, you'd have to cut off the arms and use lighters and cigarette butts, would you? 20/80 chance. You're not sure you got the right guy, but if you do you could save 4 men from an ambush, would you beat the prisoner to within an inch of his life, then pull out his teeth, cut off his fingers, chop off his nose and ears, let his wounds fester, apply electricity to his genitals before cutting them off, open up his bowels and make a knot on them... would you? Am seriously just wondering where the "new line" would be with regards to acceptable/non acceptable behaviour. I should add that I think West did the right thing here. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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So you're saying th USMC is a bunch of badasses?
vonSanta replied to diablopilot's topic in The Bonfire
I doubt I'd last a day in combat. I'drun around all over trying to find the Rocket Launcher Powerup. And when someone would kill me I'd yell "f*ckin lag!" and die bitching about people on 56k connections. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst -
I suspect the answer to "Life Purpose" is the same as the answer to "meaning of life". Which is equal to the meaning of coffee. Is it meant to be consumed? Or are the beans just left to be as they are? Perhaps one should just enoy the sight of it. Or throw it into the air and see what pattern it makes. Same with life. You define your life purpose based on your genes and your environment. Or you don't. Perhaps because there aren't any, except for whatever you decide. We're bipedal (well, freefliers are anyway
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Well, if you gotta sell to whuffos, tellum you have to destroy one rig for every closing pin - and price the necklace accordingly. Skydivers get hungry too, right?
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Let's try this one: The only way you get some pussy man, is if a bitch dies and wills it to you. And then, maybe! From same film (bit easier): Death? What you all know about death? Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Hah, I saw him in an interview saying something about how he could understand the concept pf honour and care and stuff a warrior would have coz "I am a scientologist". Hah! The dude is not only small, he's funny too. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Well, I ain't smoking. Yesterday I found a pack of cigs, half full. I cannot describe the temptation it represented. Spent a good 5 minutes just staring at it, fighting in my head for control. Ended up crushing the cigs and throwing the remains on the floor. Today I'm listening to music. Loud Music. When I'm not running around like a lemming trying to do something about the jitteryness. Agh. Loud music helps. Soothing, yes. Paradise Lost and Soil. More volume. yes yes, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. I'm getting by
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Yeah man, I don't celebrate Christmas as much as I endure it. Expectations of family members blah blah. I prefer a nice Saturday family dinner instead - all the "we r happy fam e lee" pretense BS removed. Christmas. Was cool when I was a kid, but nowadays I go "oh no, is it that time of the year again? ALREADY?". Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Just want to thank everyone for their suggestions and advice. 36 hours now (lol). If I start now, I gotta do those 36 hours all over some day. I feel odd today. Didn't get too much sleep yesterday. I wonder how long it takes for the body to get drained of all nicotine. I guess I'll find out . Now I'm gonna start scrubbing this place down. I've noticed that there's this smell of cigarettes in my apartment and I suspect I'll have to be really meticulous and wash everything to get rid of it. It'll gimme something to do Thanks again for your help so far. Good to have some support/hear from people who've made it
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Norway, Spain and the Swiss Alps are places that are really nice in Europe. Well, southern France is pretty nice too. Italy is ok except it's full of Italians . I'd suggest that you see some of the "non-English" parts of Europe as well. It might be a wee bit weird at first, but well worth it Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Geehsus Turtlespeed, couldn't you have loaded the options a little more? I mean, it's not as if your personal views are shining through as brightly as an exploding supernova or anything . AND you forgot an option, such as "sick people are a burden to society. They are to be shot and buried. Or buried and shot, if that is more effective". Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Well, I've wanted to quit for a while. I had a date set (1.1.2004), and then this nice lady asked me "why don't you do it now?". And I'm stupid, so there ya go
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I'm too f*cking stupid. If a girl challenges me to something, its 99% certain I'll take her up. If she's cute, the chances are even higher. So it was "why don't you quit now" "YEAH WELL, I JUST MIGHT" and now I am committed. Been 24 hours since my last cig. Of course I wanted to up the ante so I make it "quit cold turkey with no aid such as nicotine chewing gum or whatever". Great f*cking idea, I was *really* in the zone yesterday. My head is feeling a bit light. Slight headache too. I suspect the next two days will be full of fun. But I am a Macho Man! Surely I can get through this without crying and cursing the world for its cruelty! Agh. One cig. Just ONE cig. Oooh would be nice. No. I feel like Gollum/Sméagol. Soon I'll see little "hobbitses and orcses". But I must not get close to the precioussss...however tempting. WTF did I start in the first place? HELP! Oh cruel world.... Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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13 whuffos transformed, how many will keep jumping??
vonSanta replied to bluegremlin's topic in The Bonfire
23 people in my FJC. Me and two others continued on (and one of them isn't done with AFF). I guess people want to be able to say "I went skydiving/am a skydiver". Or simply see if they can overcome their fears - ONCE. The ones with true guts are the ones who do it again and again, jump after jump. Just seems to me those kind of people are few and far between, even at a FJC. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst -
Bah, that thing is nothing compared to mine. Just ask around. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Gen. Franks Doubts Constitution Will Survive WMD Attack
vonSanta replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire
Heh, true enough. yet a couple of years ago there was a strike of sorts and bread became rare for a bit. i saw people fighting over what was available - literally. And these were ordinary decent moral housewives! Any society is about three meals from a revolution. Would be cool to launch 5 ultralights to get a FS dive though . And be shot at in the air by hungry people on the ground. "Them there big birdies gonna feed me for a month!". Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst -
I'm getting pushed out tomorrow!
vonSanta replied to themitchyone's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You'll love the jump. It's hugely amusing to be spinning around out of control for a while and then just arch and whoopd, there you haev control again. It'll give ya loads of confidence too. You'll begin to do stuff that might be a bit unstable and you'll know you have the know how to get stable again. Best of luck and have fun -
Wouldn't a plane flying that low rip up a shiteload of debris? I've seen a pic of a Swedish JAS-39 low over some water and it left a wake - not like in that Firefox film, but still a wake. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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getting whuffo friends to jump...
vonSanta replied to andy2's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Heh, I've gotten some amusing responses: "Oh, I doubt it is worth all the hassle. I mean waiting, then riding a cramped plane for 30 minutes, landing, then having to pack. Like an hours work for 60 seconds - how can that be worth it?" I usually respond that "it must be *really* good to be worth it given all that or people wouldn't do it, right?" And another pal simply said "doesn't seem exciting at all. Cannot understand how anyone would do it. Seems boring". From a pal that rarely ventures outside his own apartment. Working over the spouses of newly certified skydivers/students is much more productive -
LOL that was the first thought that popped up in my mind. "Oh shit, how's the cutie gonna survive that?!? What a waste!" There's just something not natural about seeing a skydiver on her belly with no rig on. And Rosa, you look pretty damned good in those pics. Reverse of me - I look better with a helmet/goggles on than without . I'm just fearful that this belly flying in tunnel thingy will pervert you from the True Path Of FreeFly. However, I doubt you'll how any problems finding male FF coaches, so there is hope that you may yet be removed from the influence of the vertically challenged. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Gen. Franks Doubts Constitution Will Survive WMD Attack
vonSanta replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire
Hm, I'm more worried about what a few well placed WMDs that went off could do to the world economy. That's where we're vulnerable. Our entire society is based on global trade. 9/11 had some economic effect; four nuclear devices going up at once will make the great depression seem like a minor inconvenience... It'd also mean "no more skydiving". Now, isn't that a nightmarish scenario? Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst -
I ain't a warrior. Never been to combat and hopefully never will. We got a draft thing going here, but our military is so small only part of the male population has to take part. I drew a high number and got on the "you gotta join if we're invaded" list. Still, she made a deal with the US government. She's recieved benefits from it for 15 years - benefits that has helped her everyday and probably helped pay to raise her kid. If the docs say she's fit for service, she's honourbound to serve. Anything else would be an insult to those who're doing their duty and are in harms way. Not to mention those who lost their lives. So she's a woman. So f*ing what? Fathers love their kids as much as mothers do. They want to be alive to be there for their kids. Equality has to be applied fairly and not just when it fits whatever gender. You take your chances. Then ya gotta accept the consequences of those choices. This applies to life in general and not just this situation. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst
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Heheh, you'll enjoy it. And you'll get the pleasure of realizing that YOU saved yer own life on that jump. Best of luck to you. Have fun