Girlfalldown

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  1. I got it! Bacon and Beets. What do I win? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Actually that's not true. He is married and he sends me the occasional video showing quite the opposite. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. That sounds quite tasty to me! Imagine a mango bacon roll in a sushi restaurant. Yummy! Do you have a mango obsession today? This is the second post about mango.... I just really like mangos. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. That sounds quite tasty to me! Imagine a mango bacon roll in a sushi restaurant. Yummy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Shit... I figured I've been consuming so much of his time lately that he'd already given you all a reprieve!!! Note to self.... keep Dave occupied!!!! g It's true. He's been real quiet lately. Now we know why! What a lucky guy he is! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. You should know better than to make a post like this and not provide a link. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Yeah I did that diet for two weeks. Gained 2 pounds. That sucked! My old roommate did it though and she had really good results. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Duh, we can all see. You left your webcam on again. Oops! Now that's embarrassing! I couldn't find a knife! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. Three hole punches can't type, silly! I seem to have lost it. It belonged to Sebazz1 anyway. see HERE (don't tell him I was "borrowing" it) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. We should have just did a whacky three way. Iwan and I ended up doing a two way belly freefly knuckle sandwich blow job jump. I won. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. You think that's funny? You should see what I'm doing with this mango and the ruler! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. You're just such a good stalker that I had no idea you were stalking me! Plus, J sent me Jello shots via Fed Ex when I was recovering from surgery. I do owe you dinner one of these days for being sneaky and paying for ours in Dublin. Naughty boy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. I love lamp. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. What the hell kind of stalker are you J? Everyone knows there's a slight possibility that I maybe might be making it to Lost Prairie. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. I prefer to leash it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Don't get so tall that your rig won't fit though. That would suck. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. I feel great and I'm a half inch taller. I'm going to have all of them removed and replaced with titanium! I'll eventually be 6 feet tall! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Her name sounds like something you'd get at a Thai restaurant. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. I'm Darth Vader. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. I had spine surgery 10 weeks ago. I just had the disc at C-7 removed and a titanium cage put in. They fused the vertebrae above and below the cage as well. PM me if you want more details. this is what I had done -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Sweety..........when you get mail does it say "San Francisco" somewhere on it? Yes..........I thought so. Yup, I'm surrounded by them. Dirty goddamn hippies and hot gay men. I just can't win. *sigh* -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. No. I was using the three hole punch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. When I came to work today someone was using the red swingline stapler to have sex with a stray lizzard! I just don't get these people. Must have something to do with all these damn hippies around here. How's everyone elses day going? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. A friend of mine sent me this email this morning. I doubt it's actually true but I changed the name to protect his wife anyway. I thought it was quite funny. "I got up this morning to find Sally (my dyslexic wife) cooking in the kitchen. I had a look over her shoulder to see what was on the menu and I was surprised, to say the least, when I saw she had one of my socks in the pan. "What you doing?" I asked. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night" she replied. I got in my car to drive to work and thought to myself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock....." True story - must be the pregnancy......." -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)