Girlfalldown

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  1. Thats what made me swallow! Hahahaha.... Ed swallows...hahahaha Be safe. Ed -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Ya'll rock by the way! Thanks for all the Birthday wishes.
  3. Too late. Ask girlfalldown.. I think she knows.. Hey! At the time the fire occurred I was miles away laying on a soft bed being rubbed all over with oils and lotions thank you very much! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Good question.. Well it wasn't me! I swear, I was miles away. Riiiiggghhhtttt... whatever.. I know you've been hanging out on Vasco smoking crack and watching the parachutes ever since your surgery.. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Yes but it went away. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. thats why they make shower heads that I dunnno, swivel, turn and pivot! I don't have one of those. Where can I get one? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. I would love to come out and play! Now unlock the door! happy Birthday! Get yer ass back in my closet and put the gag back on dammit. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Good question.. Well it wasn't me! I swear, I was miles away. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. I find it difficult to masturbate in the shower. I have to sit down and then the water sprays me in the face. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Well it's official. Pizza and wine at my house tonight after 7. Book your flights now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. I do it because the chicks dig it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Figures everything burned but the sticker weeds. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. That movie is definitely on my all time favorite lists for laughter effect alone. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Good girls! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Thank goodness because we all know how much I hate spankings. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. your rig is fine, but we used that old stiletto of yours to put the last little bits of fire out All the gear was removed from the hangar and everything is safe. Ooh I bet whatever's left of the pond is really icky now. It is.. specially after Steve decided to land right in the middle of it and washed himself in the process then a fire after that.. it's not pretty.. Whoever submerges in it now can proudly call him or herself pond SCUM! EWWW! STEVE JUICE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. Ohhh me, me... I'll be in SF and I have a hotel room. So lets party
  18. i will, i'm fedex-ing the beer to you right now it'll bee at your local beer store by the time you get there...... have a great day....... p.s. make sure they use the gd whip for the birthday spankings.... What's a gd whip? I sort of prefer the hand or riding crop spankings anyway. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. your rig is fine, but we used that old stiletto of yours to put the last little bits of fire out All the gear was removed from the hangar and everything is safe. Ooh I bet whatever's left of the pond is really icky now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. AGH! Save my rig! Save my rig! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Wow, very cool! Thank you guys so much! I think I should get the day off since it's a national holiday but it's my bosses birthday today too and he's having none of it. Ah well, it was a great weekend still! I actually did a skydive (shhhh don't tell anyone) and yesterday I had a 3 hour kick ass spa treatment so I'm feeling pretty special right about now.
  22. 71 That gives me 37 years to do some wicked living! I think I'll start tomorrow! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Dude that sucks! Motherfuckers! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Thats rad! OMG check out the virtual sex machine! NSFW! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Well what do you expect when you're peeping through their windows? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)