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Oh hell yeah! I still jump his old helmet! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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FINALLY! Genoyamamotomato has won the jackpot for this evening. Vanna, tell em what he's won! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh my gawd. That pie is so hot. Gimme. you just get you some... fresh, and hot! Oh and handmade too! Can you Fed Ex it to me? Thanatos Fed Exd me Jello shots. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh my gawd. That pie is so hot. Gimme. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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That is exactly what happened to me!! That and there was some extra wax IN FRONT of the foul Line!! First you Hit the Pins.. Then they Hit you as they come back daown!! and that Ball return Hurts!!! For Gods Sake everyone... Let GO of the BALL!! How many more have to GO IN before you realize this!! Especially if you are Beautiful like Me and Bolas!! Why oh why can't newbies learn from the mistakes of others? We need a bowler fatality list STAT! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball. She claims that her looks are the reason that she was not properly taught how to let go of the ball. Are you sure the ball just wasn't so in awe of her beauty that it might have clung to her fingers to remain close to her? I hear that happens sometimes. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well i gotta do something to top last years' rantoul activities. Hrm. where can i find a guy willing to let me lick nacho off his dick? Like that's going to be hard to find. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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It depends. How well can he bowl? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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So instead of Jello Dick it's Nacho Dick? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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So it's ok to whore it up with all the bowlers at the alley? I keep hearing some stupid saying "With bowlers you don't lose your chance, you just lose your turn." I guess theres some truth to that. Plus if you hook up with a really good bowler you can get free coaching. Careful though, sometimes they forget to tell you important stuff like "don't drop your ball on your toe". It's just because we're so pretty though and they get all woozy and lustful just looking at us. They can't help it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Stop that. You're making me jealous. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Keep going to your bowling alley. There's a lot of guys there and you need to make the rounds. When you're done then you should go to a new bowling alley and start over again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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OMG great advice coming from a 10 bowl wonder! I think you need to go shave your balls. They're looking a bit hairy. (I have no idea what that means) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think Sunshine needs to inspect them closer. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Will you let me play with them? i dunno... I'm pretty selective with who plays with my balls. but I'm sure we can work something out I'm going to have to know how big they are before I let Sunny play with your balls. She thinks she can handle the 16 pounders and she's going to get herself hurt or worse if she doesn't upsize a little slower. So please, can you post a picture of your balls so that we can determine if they are a right fit for her? well what kind of a person would I be if I didnt post a pic? Wow! You've got big balls and they're dirty big balls! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ya think? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Absolutely. Just don't use your elbows to shine them up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Will you let me play with them? i dunno... I'm pretty selective with who plays with my balls. but I'm sure we can work something out I'm going to have to know how big they are before I let Sunny play with your balls. She thinks she can handle the 16 pounders and she's going to get herself hurt or worse if she doesn't upsize a little slower. So please, can you post a picture of your balls so that we can determine if they are a right fit for her? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Hey, how'd you like to go bowling? *sunny wanders off to put on a short skirt...* Be sure to wear shoes this time. That floor can be slippery! You wouldn't want to slip and get stuck in the ball return. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You put that little cardboard basket thing underneath to catch the cheese drips. Just make sure NOT to get jalapeno nacho cheese. Mmm spicey. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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But that would get all over the lane and it would be harder to bowl with it all over your hands. I think the air from the ball dryer might dry it up too fast anyway and you'd get stuck together. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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If you were having sex in a bowling alley, say the chick was leaning over the lane getting ready to bowl the ball while wearing a short skirt and crotchless rainbow panties with a whistle attached and you were standing up behind her with your fingers sort of holding her hips, what kind of lube would you use? I'm thinking Astroglide or Wet but do you think maybe you'll need to chalk up? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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It's no coincidence. Now where's my shirt? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yeah, we'll use Russel's. Your carrot has been in places... I don't think anybody would want it anymore. It hasn't been IN anything. I might have dry humped it a couple times but what's wrong with having a love carrot? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)