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Oh shit yeah! Happy Birthday Q! (he never comes on here though) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Happy Birthday Mike! We gotsta get our drink on this week! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG I was so hungover today that I forgot to wish my good friend Anita (packerbarbie) a Happy Birthday! So HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweetie! I hope you're having a great day. Lots of love! Shannon

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I must insist that everyone go to the PUB this very instant for a very important message. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

For some reason I read this as "Cat fire on the way home" That was odd. Glad everyone's ok though! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ah, you'd be in the south then, probably on the outskirts of London, or somewhere that thinks its on the outskirts of London, like Ipswich or Swindon... Up north we rhyme too, when we want a pint of beer we say... "can I have a pint of beer please?" I spent most of my time in Cheltenham. Cockney rhyme...that's what it's called! They kept calling the yanks septic tanks. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

He's the reason I posted this. His insults are the best ever and just a little while ago he had me nearly peeing my pants because I was laughing so hard. I wish I could consult him at a moments notice when someone around me needed a good insult. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Brilliant, your now at the level of a fourteen year old girl. Another few weeks, and you can throw insults at the grown ups... I learned a couple other words too like slag and crikey but when they started in with that weird rhyming shit I gave up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yorkshire pudding is like coagulated meat guts. Tastes pretty good though. spotted dick 285g (10oz) Self-Raising Flour 150g (5oz) Shredded Suet 150ml (¼ pint) Milk 110-160g (4-6oz) Currants or Raisins 85g (3oz) Castor Sugar 1 Lemon, zest only, finely grated Pinch Salt Mix all of the dry ingredients, including the grated lemon zest, together thoroughly Add enough milk to produce a soft dough. Turn out onto a floured surface. Roll out the mixture to produce a roll approximately 15cm (6 in) long and 5cm (2 in) in diameter. Prepare either a tea towel lightly dusted with flour, or sheet of kitchen foil or a double thickness of greaseproof paper, brushed with melted butter. Wrap loosely but securely, leaving enough space for it to rise. Tie or seal the ends. Place in the steamer and cover tightly. Steam for 1½ to 2 hours. Serve cut into thck slices with hot custard Yorshire pudding. 300ml (½ pint) Milk 110g (4 oz) Plain Flour 1 Egg Oil, Lard or Dripping Place the flour in a bowl, then make a well in the centre and break in the egg. Mix in half the milk using a wooden spoon, work the mixture until smooth then add the remaining milk. Beat or whisk until fully combined and the surface is covered with tiny bubbles. Allow to rest for 15 to 30 minutes, whisk again before use. Pre-heat oven to 220°C; 425°F: Gas 7. Place a teaspoon of fat into 12 individual deep bun tins or a single large tin and place in the oven until the fat is very hot. Pour the batter into the tins and bake for 10 to 15 minutes for individual puddings (or 30 to 35 minutes if using a large tin) or until risen and golden brown. Though not vegetarian this has been added because they are tasty when baked if filled with a savoury filling. Both are great and neither taste like 'coagulated meat guts'. Your taste buds are obvously screwed after all the 'PB and jelly' Ah forgive me. I meant to say it LOOKS like coagulated meat guts. Still tastes pretty good though. Actually it was kind of funny, the stuff I had in the pub was nasty looking shit but yummy. I had some home made Yorkshire Pudding the next day and it looked totally different and was really tasty too. The pub stuff looked like a sort of shell of bread filled with oozing animal matter. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How do you know? I was in a pub somewhere in Yorkshire eating pudding. Duh! Don't be such a divvy -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yorkshire pudding is like coagulated meat guts. Tastes pretty good though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Mine too.. I had a more English response ready for ya, but I don't want to post it here Don't be such a girl. Post it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

1) The proper way to spell proper is P-R-O-P-E-R... (sorry it was there...read any of my postings and you can raz me back on spelling without a problem)... 2) Their Brits...what do you expect... (to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...) Dude I made like 10 freaking typos and spelling mistakes in this thread already! I really am pathetic! That'll teach me to post before spellchecking. edited for spelling. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Is there some kind of class the British go to when they're young in order to learn how to take a proper piss at each other? It seems like most of the English guys I know are really awesome at insulting each other. I need to learn how to do that. What's the secret? Is there a book or something? So I can't spell, so what? Oh and fuck off! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There's something about that tower. I've had to take my revenge on it myself because it tried to bite me. I think this was like a first date or something right? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

falls in love i've never been quite sure why anyone numbers their carves around the sun, but it IS a good excuse to party hard.... (for those who need excuses) congrates! It's a good way to get your small core of friends to come around and throw down some old stories and good fun. Makes you realize who's important in your life. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This post makes me giggle. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh really? Where the hell was I? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You mean like poker? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG are you naked in your avatar? LMAO! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

"Amazon Pushes to head of line like the pushy bitch I am... I am good at leaving handprints on Shannons butt " Jeanne you'll have to wrap your hand in a towel or something first. OUCHIE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Dublin baby! That was my hungover tired ass wrinkly self just before the raft dive that I wasn't on. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)