Girlfalldown

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  1. The scene in "I Spit On Your Grave" where the chick gets one of her rapists into the bathtub and starts giving him a hand job and you see her slide the knife into the bubble bath....then you hear this sort of "burrrip" sound like someones been holding a rubber ducky under water and lets it go only it's not a rubber ducky. it's his severed penis and the tub fills with blood and the guy starts screaming. Then she runs out and locks him in the bathroom to bleed to death. yeah that was freaky. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Get in line bud! The end of the line for the gay love train is back there.... Now we know who the catcher is! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. So does that mean everyone knows he's coming out of the closet? Hippie! I'm so proud of you! I am not. repeat! NOT coming out of the closet. First, I would have to be IN the closet to come out of it. Second, if I was a slave to GFD in her closet, I would never willingly come OUT. It would be by her permission only. you know it was a good drunk when youve still not talked to the person you DD 3 days ago. Or... you call again and they ask you how bad does your head hurt! Hey! How'd you get out of my closet to type that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. It's true! I was there and partied with Monkeyboy! Thanks again Corn for getting us on with you. That was a lot of fun! FYI, meatballs do NOT taste the same going in and coming out. (yeah, I got a little seasick ) Post some pics dammit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. So does that mean everyone knows he's coming out of the closet? Hippie! I'm so proud of you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. oh yes. I have got to do it. did you know that she can curse like a sailor? oh yea. and all directed at me! little ole me?! funny funny stuff i tell ya! Ooh you better do it now! OMG I was very drunk last night! What fun! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Kill a random clown. That would be funny. My eyes are doing weird things. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. I don't smoke the ole MJ and I haven't given a socket job in a long time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. I'm good baby, how you doin? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. My eyes are all red and scratchy. My mouth feels like it's stuffed with cotton or something. I'm sort of swaying from left to right in a slow and happy rythmic wave. I have a smile on my face. What the hell is wrong with me? I almost feel....happy! (let's keep that last part to ourselves) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Go to that one tower thing that's all crooked n stuff. Ooh and take lots of pics of hot Italian boys for me! Have an awesome time! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. What's viral marketing? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. I don't exactly know. I'm confused too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. I have very strange friends. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. They're actually videos and there's an email where you can send your own in. I'll send mine later. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Crying while eating -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. I love that pic! I'm still wearing student gear and that damn ugly grey jumpsuit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Good luck Renee! I'll be thinking about you today.
  19. A: Yes. Q: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Some chick named Sophie. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. I don't know but I did get it to pause at just the right moment! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Great job! I see you kept your helmet on this time! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Probably a repost but what the hell, it's the first time I saw it! NSFW WHOOPSIE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. I warned you. You are now banned for life from posting in the Announcements forum. Oh no! Not that! Where's the flipping you off smiley? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)