Girlfalldown

Dude, that really happened to GFD. She's kinda sensitive about it though so don't tease her... They didn't actually eat me though. They just tried to. That was a really odd experience. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't get a P.A. I don't have a penis! Now I really want a penis. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have a camera and a girlfriend. I'd never date a guy that didn't have a camera though. I mean really! No camera? Step off! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

WOW! it is all the better now, I have GFD's blessing.... In writing too! You lucky girl! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

YAY! I made someone snort laugh! My work here is done. I don't even know where to begin trying to choose one dropzone.commer as the funniest but Deuce definately wins in real life! Oh the stories that guy tells! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I like that tat! I've been wanting to get a big one on my back for a while but I'm waiting to see if they need to cut me open anymore first. I'm also torn on what to get. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I couldn't be trusted with something that powerful. I'd never get anything done! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'll take 2 please. 2? planning on burning one out? You never know! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Would I feel it too? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Turtle you suck! Why don't you ever call me anymore? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'll take 2 please. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO! Or how about clothing optional restaurants? I know there was a group doing that a while back. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hmm. I don't know about that one. Maybe we'll find a way to communicate with sheep though and find out they like Clay just as much as he likes them! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's not a forum. It was a thread and you obviously missed it! Now that's sad. It was filled with some great information. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sounds like you have expertise in this area ?? Did you miss the sex in the wind tunnel thread? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well they let animals go at it in the park, why not humans? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Then it won't matter what the girls you're with look like! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah but when you're like 90! You know how they have Viagra for men? Maybe one day they'll have Tightagra for us girls when we get old and it's no so ...um...new. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I was just sitting here thinking about how different sex is now than it was a hundred years ago. Things are so much more acceptable now. Imagine a woman walking into a sex show back then and trying to buy a vibrator or some lube or something. That was unheard of! Now it's more like another errand to run. "Oh honey can you stop and pick up some more Astroglide and Durex condoms on your way home?" Most people have some type of porn at home and it's no big deal. Outfits are fun and it's not uncommon to walk into a friends house and see a pair of handcuffs clipped to their bedframe. I wonder what kind of things the future brings for us. Maybe some kind of spray on condom that clings to the skin and stretches like skin without restricting or dulling sensitivity. Or how about a pill you take right before sex to make sure you don't get any STDs. Wouldn't that be great? I wonder if we'll start to have sex breaks instead of lunch breaks at work or maybe when someone's trying to get preggers their office has a room just for that so the guy doesn't have to run home. Maybe cars will come with windows that automatically go dark so no one can see what you're doing inside. Or what about zero gravity sex? It'd be sort of like sex in a windtunnel only you don't need so much lube. Do you ever wonder what sex will be like in the future? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey I learned mine from the giant book of nasty limericks man! I know what I'm talking about. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nope, sure wasn't. Try saying pussy in place of cunt. It doesn't flow. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's the only limerick I know by heart! It's strange the things you remember from being a kid huh? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Another Gemini! SWEET! Happy Birthday Casie! Can I get in line? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There once was a man from Nantucket Who's dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Dude that's nothin! Come to the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco sometime. That's normal street wear! Plus you'll see things right on the street like circle jerks, spankings and fisting. It's pretty wild! I think everyone should check it out at least once. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)