Girlfalldown

No shit! I would like to know where that hairless lover of man cheese is!! Hairless! Whatchu talkin 'bout willis? Did you let it grow out? Try burning it off with a lighter. It smells bad but the burning sensation is something special. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That'd explain why Pop's moving there then But that doesn't explain why Cornholio's still around. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I sold my soul for rock n roll. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Absolutely not! Stop answering the phone, you'll feel much better! -A Tell my boss that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My phone won't stop ringing with other peoples fuck ups and it's been the busiest day we've ever had. Kill me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm having a really fucking busy shitty-crap day! GAHHHH! Just venting. Nothing to see here. Move along. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I wonder what would happen if they did this same test with chocolate. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Save your money and just send your wife. I'll take care of her personally for you. She can even stay in my tent. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You fucker! Why Thursday night? Why the weekend of the American Boogie? Come to the American Boogie and get fud up with me. I won't be jumping either and I need someone to beat up and drink with all day long. Not that I'll be drinking illegally during jump hours or anything. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I had to go look that up... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Dude! Stop doing that! Get well soon sweetie. Welcome to the "Summer of 2005 off" group. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday Rosa! XOXOXOXOXOXO!

17 days. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My ex is an anesthesiologist in a well known hospital in Southern California that does mostly plastic surgery. He always tells me he'll never understand why women have themselves butchered like that. I think it's funny since he's helping to do the butchering. Still, I wouldn't get them but mine are pretty ok anyway. Maybe if I had nothing at all I'd think about getting a B or C cup. I've felt a few sets of fake boobs and only 1 of them felt sort of real. They were kind of squishy but very firm and perky. They looked good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Back to the original thought. I know a few gay skydivers. I know a lot more bi skydivers. I think it's just like everything else. We get a little bit of everything in our group. I have lots of gay friends and I enjoy their company. I like people that are open minded and maybe it's just my friends but they seem a lot more open minded and tolerant than other people. I also know a few homophobic people at some of the dropzones I jump at. It kind of makes me sad to see tandems come in and have to listen to all the gay jokes by the TMs. The TMs have no idea if these people are gay or not and it's obvious they don't agree with the lifestyle so sometimes that scares tandem students off after a jump. I actually saw this happen a couple years ago. 2 cute guys, obviously gay because I saw them making out in their car before the jump. I was on the same load as them and the TMs were making all kinds of derogatory gay jokes because these guys just didn't look gay at all. They did the jump and the guys left immediately totally unhappy. It was obvious why to me. Ok that's my little story. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Iceland? Where's that? Is that where Santa comes from? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm not sure that's water... Are you saying Dave isnt housebroken? Don't know about house, but broken he is alright! Not yet he's not. After Gia gets home though maybe. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm not sure that's water... Think he's been priming the pipe? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What about ex-politicians? I'd do Bill. He seems kinky. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Should I call you with a house emergency? I think you have a pipe out because there's water spurting all over the place at your place! I think you should go home and check it out right away! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I live in San Francisco but I'm lucky enough to spend my days in Sausalito. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

When you get to Sausalito come take me to lunch! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It matters to me because I expect them to at least have the same experiences as me otherwise they get the boot! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)