Girlfalldown
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I never went to bible camp but I have been camping before with girls. We touched each other but none of us are blind. Maybe that's the trick. Let's make a big circle and everyone touch the person to your right. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Turn on your webcam and I'll walk you through it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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If masturbation causes blindness but I get someone else to masturbate me do they go blind or do I? Also, who get's the hairy palms? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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This mean your still grounded? How much longer? I don't know and it's making me cringe! another month? Then I'll go on a binge! one step forward another two back I wonder sometimes if I'm on the right track. Why is everything I say rhyming? Maybe its just my lousy ole timing or it could be the wine. really, everythings fine. I just won a texas poker tournament with the help of my friend, without him I am shit. came in first out of thirty-six I think So thank you so much, 1/3 of team Jank! Drunk posting is bad m-kay? I'm going to hit the hay Peace out. Oh yeah oh god oh fuck. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well someone does seem a little persnickity this evening!! Sounds like you must need a jump or something. Hell yeah. That's what I've been tryin to tell ya! so .. .. .. what are you trying to say? I think maybe she wants to write a rhyming childrens book. yea. thats it. Fuck you ya dirty hippie! Go smoke some ganja or something else trippy. I'm a poet and I like pie. Seriously, I need to jump. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Does your cat's breath smell like cat food? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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So passe...try to keep up...fucking skydivers. Please send video. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ya know? That's a REALLY GOOD idea!!! Thanks!!!! You'll shoot your eye out Ted -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Like you've never done that before. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You fucking BASE jumpers are always wanking off to each other and it's sick! This madness has to stop. Next thing you know you'll start some newfangled hybrid of wanking and BASE jumping where you scream 321 C-ya as you shoot your wad all over someone's eye and you'll be screaming OH GOD OH YEAH OH FUCK on your exits. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well someone does seem a little persnickity this evening!! Sounds like you must need a jump or something. Hell yeah. That's what I've been tryin to tell ya! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well its kind of an exchange system.. Send me a few of yourself and get you added to the list! Do you want the ones I took of your mama? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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She can also huck from off a truck... Ahhhh who gives a... darn. It still itches. edited to add: Fuck you bitches! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Rock out with your cock out! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I'm itching for a jump. Be it out of a plane of off a crane. Someone give me some ointment! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ha ha! You totally fell for it. You brits are so easy to fuck with. SUCKER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yipeeeeeeeeeee!!! There's something wrong with my canopy!!!
Girlfalldown replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
That happened to me way back when. Lines shrink! If your lines are too short you never get your canopy into full flight so you don't get a full flare. Makes perfect sense to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
Just cut a big x in it. Then you''ll have 4 huge slices. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Me too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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One little tent joke and she's right on the phone to our divorce lawyer! Terrible divorce I get half of everything what's half of nothing? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Says he will be there American Boogie fun just a hollow void -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Addie! It was great meeting you at the American Boogie. Your avatar does not do you justice! Put up a better picture dammit so everyone can recognize you! For the rest of you, this chick is a fucking blast to hang around with. Definitely introduce yourself! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Throw a cock ring on and there ya go! That poor girl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think you should go in wearing a rubber ball gag. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Removed to protect the innocent. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)