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Lazy fucking hippie... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I thought everyone did! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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And don't forget that in case of rigor mortis, a microwave oven might just warm 'm up enough to make it feel like the real thing. Referring to a conversation that took place in a Twin Falls Emergency Room several months ago. You can also stick em in the bathtub and fill it with hot water. You have to chop them up to put them in the microwave. Seems time consuming. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Zennie doesn't require a pulse. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Maybe. I'll need to evaluate it to see if it meets my impeccable standards. Zennie's impeccable standards: 1. Must have breasts and a vagina. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I got some shots of me in nothing but my rig... will that do? I think you should send that to me so I can see if it's calendar worthy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I used to crush on Mork when I was a kid. I also used to fantasize that Superman (theh Christopher Reeves one) would fly into my window one night and take me away and marry me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I hold the record in Perris for the longest wingsuit track....away from the dropzone. Hey it was my first time! I landed on the other side of the 215 and had to walk through several fields and then scurry under the freeway before I was picked up by the guy in the truck. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I thought it was hilarious! We went to see it in the theater. We got WASTED in the theater too while watching it so that probably helped. I saw it again sober on DVD and it was still funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ya gotta love a good cock-dock! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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OK in all seriousness, do people really share their jump tickets and stuff with their girl/guy? I've never done that. I duhhno, seems like trouble to me. Now someone that rocks my world in the sky (while juggling broken beer bottles) is a definate maybe! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yes! You're at least an A-! And you got a chick! See? It works! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well you either have to have money or be a kick ass skydiver so I'm afraid you'll have to wait a few years. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I like that one! Also: DZ.com~ We'll make you pee a little. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Happy happy joy joy! Ooh I need to get in shape for sure! Where's Amazon? AMAZON!!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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The beer is warm there All the skydiving will suck And noone gets laid No Prairie for me my heart fills with deep sadness get naked for me Prairie is the best Cunning linguist demos there many jello shots -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I got caught in a lightning storm with a friend of mine out near Victorville when we were out riding dirtbikes. We were REALLY far away from the house too. The lightning was hitting all around us. Scared the living bejeebus out of us but it was really cool looking seeing the lightning hit the Joshua trees as we sped through the chalkey land for home. I think the closest one was about 30 feet from me and about 5 feet from my friend who was in front of me. Scary shit! I think we would have been ok because of the tires but I really don't know for sure. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Are you break dancing in the sky? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dude that's me in the background! I'm on the far left...you can see my tye-dyed helmet! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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That's so cool! Ya'll are famous now! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Not at all! Sounds like you were just venting a little and I thought it was funny! Don't let em get to ya! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think we all need a moment of silence. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Is that the jump from that story from the old days? I love that story! *** Yes..it is... And WHO you callin' OLD?!?!? Hey you're the one who posted it not me, grampa! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Man, that's good to hear. Your post sounds somewhat funny but, reminds me on another one referring to "hot saucing" a kid. OK, it seems to be your kind of joking. Can't help myself, it's not mine. Most important is, "you" love your children Awe come on now, I'm just fooling around! In the real world I'm actually quite fond of children (but don't tell anyone that, I've got an image to uphold!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dude! So you watch "Super Nanny" too!? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)