Girlfalldown

My left eye just popped out AGAIN only this time it rolled across my desk right out of the window! I ran downstairs and got it but it's all squashed and there's dirt in it and stuff. I tried rinsing it in cool water but that made it fog up. What should I do? I don't get off work for another 7 hours and on top of that I really don't feel like paying the $50 emergency room co-pay right now. Please help. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'd go back to 1989 when I was 18 and do myself. Is that weird? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ok.. I'll stop.... Dude watch out! Sangiro's going to turn you pink or something! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We're hornier than some other groups but I wouldn't say we're hornier than say a swinging sex group or good bondage circle. Then again what do I know? I'm horny all the time. The word horny makes me giggle. Horny horny horny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So do you think there's actual physical damage there? It feels like it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

When I was fucked over and felt deeply saddened it was a chest crushing feeling that felt like it was my heart. I actually felt like my heart was really breaking and I was dying inside. It ruined me. Since that feeling I haven't been able to feel much of anything. When I feel sad or bad about something it's in my head but it's more mindfucking myself than anything else. I'm only now starting to feel happy in my heart again but it's a slow process. I guess that's where the term "broken heart" comes from. Mine broke. I wonder sometimes if it will actually heal all the way or if it's a permanent sort of damage and if it does heal will it be all deformed... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

He's got 1300 tandems there! I'm surprised you don't recognize him. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well if my presence disturbs you then Tink and I won't post to threads where we know you are. Good luck dear. ShimonA! Who the hell is Tink? Tinkerbell? It's not your presence, it's your USERNAME. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What's disturbing me is seeing your super hot avatar then seeing his fugly one. Where's Sangiro when we need him? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

liar....you dont look a day over 28 Awe thanks Jake. You're still not getting any. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't look at this thread without thinking of that old Saturday Night live skit with Steve Martin. Imagine him singing this all dressed up like King Tut: King Tut (King Tut) Now when he was a young man, He never thought he'd see People stand in line to see the boy king. (King Tut) How'd you get so funky? (funky Tut) Did you do the monkey? Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (king Tut). (king Tut) Now, if I'd known they'd line up just to see him, I'd trade in all my money And bought me a museum. (king Tut) Buried with a donkey (funky Tut) He's my favorite honkey! Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (king Tut) Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut) The ladies love his style, (boss Tut) Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tut) He ate a crocodile. He gave his life for tourism. Golden idol! He's an Egyptian They're sellin' you. Now, when I die, now don't think I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut) He coulda won a Grammy, Buried in his Jammies, Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a, King Tut! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey! I'm 34 now. I can't help it if they don't have the perkiness they used to! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Come on, fess up. Which one of you is it? It's gotta be a regular user. Don't make me send the feds to sniff you out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I already posted mine once but I'll do it again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

NoseFallDown..... ok who is this? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm feeling it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Just a little? You lie! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thanks Paul! It's really not so bad. I'm just bitchin about it. How you doin? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I just reread your post GFD. I may be slow, but it sounds like you are making fun of my looks. I thinks thems is fighting words. [Stops typing, gets up and looks in the mirror] Never mind. Hey some are blessed with looks, some with wit, some with brains and some with none of that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wet or Astroglide. Oh wait... I mean Grey Goose or Ketel One and an olive. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Looks aren't everything Remi. Give the poor guy a chance. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No - there is still enough hair on my ass to weave an afghan rug - don't you fret young missy. Should I mail you a Bic? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm going with Skybytch! That might really piss her off! Oh and shut the fuck up Deuce. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

YAY~ Thanks Lisa. Can't wait to see you. I'm going to need a lot of beer. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

4 hours late? How on earth do you wake up 4 hours late? Even without the alarm? It does sound like a pretty bad day though. Mine's getting better and I'm leaving in 45 minutes for a ballgame. yay -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)