Girlfalldown

Careful what you ask for. (And That was My TUCAN!! Not a sock!!) Well whatever it was is was just WRONG WRONG WRONG! I guess a sock would be too small for that huh? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Then I'm going to need something sockless. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Tom mentioned this in another topic, and I've been meaning to ask about this for a while anyway. Does anybody have any tips on how to obtain serious painkillers for those people that aren't married to a doctor? Lame excuses for your doctor on how to get them, or perhapt just be honest? What about the strongest over-the-counter painkillers? Or is it possible to order something online? Resources are welcome. Meanwhile, I'll go talk to my doctor and do some googling. Cheers, Jaap Just ask a friend that had surgery recently for a few. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Send Nekkid Pics!!! You want more? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LOL! That reminds me of a story about when my mom went to the store and the woman in front of her was really pregnant and my mom asked when she was due and she said in a month or something. Then she asked my mom when she was due. My mom just laughed it off but man she was pissed when she got home. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yup, sounds like something I'd do. One time my boss sent me an email to pay some of our out of the country vendors and in the heading he put "pay these (enter derogatory word here)". Well I missed the heading and as always, I forwarded the email info to our clients after I made the wire transfer to let them know, without changing the subject line. oops... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well I'm back today nekkid as ever. Of course the chatroom's empty now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Do they use a mold to make those asses? Are they white-girl or black-girl booties? Ghetto baby, ghetto. I wouldn't mind if I had a shelf. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It seems like I've been making an ass out of myself on accident a lot lately. I was at lunch the other day with a friend and we were talking about cold call sales people and I was telling her that usually when they pop their heads into my office I say "go away". Well right when I was telling her the waitress had come to see if she could pick up our plates and I just happened to say the "GO AWAY" part right then and she thought I was talking to her so she kind of jumps and goes to walk away. I tried to backpeddal and said No, no, not you! But I don't think she understood. I was embarrassed and felt really bad but she never came back to the table for me to apologize. Then I was telling the story to my coworker and sure enough someone pops their head in my office as I'm saying the "go away" part and they jump and hurry off. DOH! Did it again. Then last night I was in the chatroom and someone was trying to exit using the DOOR feature and it wasn't working so I was just sort of helping them along and kicked them out, only I hit the wrong line and kicked someone else out by mistake. DOH! I think the ass-making-fairies are out to get me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No sweetie, we want to know how old you are, not your IQ. Happy Birthday ya damn dirty hippie! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yep & I'm doing my part. Note: I edited my sig just for you. You're so good to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

YAY Amanduh!!! Great job! Welcome to BASE. We need more chicks in this sport. Congratulations. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Great. Now everyone knows my secret. Thanks a lot! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It bounced once then rolled. It bounced a couple of times when it hit the ground too. Do I have a case? Wait....what court documents? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You better not be winking at anyone but me, girl! I just winked at you and my eye popped out again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? DoH! Shoe Goo it back into place. But I CAN'T SEE! you said EYE not EYES!! So you still have one EYE to see with. Your story is starting to leak, better fix it. Luckily I already have this Shoe Goo huh? New question: If I Shoe Goo my eye to the soft warm place and I have to pee isn't it just going to pop back out again? And what about winking? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh my gawd I just lauged so hard that I snorted and I was drinking tea at the time and now I'm choking and my boss is looking at me funny. I have to pee now too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? DoH! Shoe Goo it back into place. But I CAN'T SEE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK. I put the shoe goo in a warm soft place but what do I do with my eye? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday Bolas! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's one fine hunk of man there! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thanks but you're too late. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sorry it took so long to reply. My fingers fell off and attacked me with cocktail pickles but I stabbed them with a fork and put them back on before they could get the mini corn on the cob. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK I tried this but I think I did it wrong because when I mixed the drain opener with the battery acid in the jar it immediately exploded and now I have a 4 inch gash in my right arm from the glass shards and it's squirting blood everywhere! My boss is so going to fire me for getting blood all over the white walls! I'll tie a tourniquet around it for now and try and clean this place up but in the meantime can you tell me what I did wrong? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Is that something I can get cheap online or do I need a specialist? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)