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Hey take that picture of your mama off this website! I was getting the denture cream adhesive for her when I got it in my eye. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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My job here is done. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh i am getting hot baby Slather it in baby oil! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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VICTORY IS MINE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
Stop hitting on me. Pttttttthhhthhthththhtth oh excuse me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Shut up! She's beautiful! ________________________________ O.K., beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.(gaaaaacccckkk!) Chuck Oh come on! Imagine wrappin your hands around that first roll and squeezin! You could practically stick it anywhere and it'll go in! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Right here, fear not. I have seen many cases like yours, GFD. Unfortunately, at this advanced stage of contamination, there is nothing that can be done. You should be put to sleep immediately. Then your decomposing body should be given to Shotgun, who is studying at UC Mengele, so she can practice lobotomies and enemas. OK but first I'm going to go eat a bunch of chili. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Shut up! She's beautiful! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh shit, sorry, it's actually Preparation H! Man I gotta stay out of my bosses desk! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ok, true story, this guy I know's girlfriend was giving him head and she lifted her head to tell him to let her know when he was going to shoot his wad and right then he shot it.....right up her nose! It shot way up there too and her eyes got all read and she got that stinging burning nasal thing going.... Poor thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well duh! It's been doing that every Friday for the last few weeks. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I don't know. It was the first thing I found on Google. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ya'll will probably think I'm warped but that's fucking hot! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I got something for you to kiss Buried. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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LET GO OF MY BALLS! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
I just got denture adhesive cream in my eye. I duhnno, I guess I thought it would hold it in this time. Anyway now it's burning. What should I do? Will I go blind? Will the cool mint burn a hole in my retna? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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AGHHHGHHH!! AGGGHHHHHH! AHHHHHGGHGHGHGHHH!! YOU BASTARD! Great. Now I got denture adhesive cream in my eye. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I have pictures of him from last year.....climbing out of the water....over and over again! and he still managed to look good. (I lost 2 bottles of wine and a pack of cigs because of him too!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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"my tongue is really 10 inches long" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
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"another good reason to brush your teeth three times a day!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
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I have a big thingy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
Amazon benforde ccq ChaosKitty (maybe) 22369 Frenchy (maybe) giakrembs homer IanHarrop (w/Maria) JasonRose jdobleman Karenmeal (w/ Jeff) Kid Icarus livendive McNeill79 Monkycndo NWflyer Packerbarbie Pacncathy Pacncathyjr Rocket SeaKev Shell TallGuy vdschoor BirdWoman Sorry ya'll but I'm taking myself off the list. I was originally on there as a possibility but someone changed it to confirmed. I don't think I can do it this year. Too much time off already for surgery and illness. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I don't believe it but I'll wish him a happy SBD anyway! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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No Google search. Just some inspiration. Don't worry. I'm sure I'll be back to my insensitive bitchy self soon enough. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Deuce! You dirty boys! You're going to need some Axe. It's how dirty boys get clean! http://www.theaxeeffect.com/showergelgame/ -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)