Girlfalldown

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  1. Oh what-evaaaah! I contemplate going to Byron to visit and you leave town. FU MF! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Well look up glass dildos next. You'll be pleasantly surprised. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. Keep up, Bob, it's been all about the waffles for a few days. Waffles are great but sometimes the syrup gets all over the sheets. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Now I have "who changes the lightbulbs on antannaes?" in mine. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Oh you poor thing! You're going to have to wake up at like 4AM! That's about the time I go to sleep at the WFFC! Seriously though congrats. That's pretty cool. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Remi is trouble Nah he's harmless. It's Karen that's real trouble! Meow! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Tom Harris. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. I have boobies in mine. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. I have a whole new respect for you grue. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. If you have the Google toolbar you know that it saves your searches for you. You can clear it but sometimes I go days, weeks, months without clearing it and it cracks me up the things I find in mine. I can't tell you what some of the last few where (Remi shush!) but some are: Burning Sky Wedge BASE ******** Zumanity Leather San Francisco some other unmentionables..... So what's in your Google search? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Don't worry Sunshine. Bad things happen to stupid people. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Madjohn is definately a great skydiver! Especially in a speedo! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. I have never done any drugs. Drugs are bad m-kay. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. OMG I'm so sorry I missed yet another one of these events! Wish I was on that load! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Wouldn't it be more like (_O_)? It is Frenchy after all! Did you use your strap-on on him again? No but I hear Piisfish is hung. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Girlfalldown

    Hey GFD

    what's wrong with davids? and as for the cool people in vegas just ask skybytch, all the cool people play craps!!!! Nothing's "wrong" with Davids. They just seem to be on fire when dealing. They should be playing on the other side of the table! Dude Craps is so out. PAIGOW is the new craps. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. Wouldn't it be more like (_O_)? It is Frenchy after all! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Girlfalldown

    Hey GFD

    I think she was too busy with the waffles. well in that case, she should send pics and all will be forgiven! Hey! I was busy playing Paigow in Vegas and drinking! You know they don't allow cell phones at the tables! FU! They do to! Just like when you have to go pee, you put your bet halfway in and halfway out of the bet-circle thinging, step five steps back from the table push the "answer" button wait .5 seconds and say "fuck you" and then return to gambling. Pai-Gow? What kind of wierd Hong Kong Pimp Motherf*cker did you go to Vegas with? My cell phone was in my hotel room. PAIGOW baby! It's what all the cool people play in Vegas. One word of advice. When any dealer named "David" comes onboard it's time to move on. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Blah blah blah...you know, I keep seeing this "article" but I call BS. Show me a guy that can BASE jump off a 300 foot building juggling broken beer bottles while their hairs on fire and I'm his.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Girlfalldown

    Hey GFD

    I think she was too busy with the waffles. well in that case, she should send pics and all will be forgiven! Hey! I was busy playing Paigow in Vegas and drinking! You know they don't allow cell phones at the tables! FU! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Is it like a jellyfish sting? If so, just get somebody to pee in your eye. Or vinegar, whichever is more convenient. How is someone peeing in vinegar going to improve her terminal condition? Good one. Got me. I don't think it's gonna work anyhow cause the preparation H is gonna shrink her eye socket and she'll never get the glass eye back in there without some stretching exercises. If she grinds the glass eyeball into fine numbered pieces, and snorts them pieces in sequence, the eyeball should be able to reconstruct itself in the socket. The mucus gathered while the pieces travel through the sinus should hold the whole thing together quite solidly. Me think. Oops...I snorted the wrong stuff... Now I have to go post in ladyskydiver's thread. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. There is no sex at the prairie.. That's not what I heard....over and over again....and again....and again. Tent city is a riot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. That makes me want to take the bulldog from our DZ to the windtunnel. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Girlfalldown

    Hey GFD

    Why? So she could gum it to death? I thought you prefered your blow jobs with her teeth out.... funny. thats what she told me about you too! It's definately softer against the skin. She needs to work on her alphabet a little more though. Dude..you're mama's givin me oral. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Girlfalldown

    Hey GFD

    Why? So she could gum it to death? I thought you prefered your blow jobs with her teeth out.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)