Girlfalldown

how big are you looking for cause my brother has 2 that I might be able to weasel out of him if he isnt using them that is. YES! I mean please! I mean, hey isn't your brother coming anyway? How big is it? maybe you should call him and ask him how big it is I'm pretty sure I've seen it but I could be wrong. The naked people tend to blur together after a good runway dash. Er.. I mean I think I saw it pitched in Lost Prairie. I mean...oh shit, nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

They are a beautiful couple. Janky Bob is a great guy, and a wonderful match for Shannon. Wierd thing: as soon as she got hooked up, BAM! out of the fantasy library. Anybody else like that? I never fantasize about taken women. Hook up? BANG! no longer in the drawer of fun wonderment. I'm outta the drawer? Is that like being out da box? I'm confused. Oooh something shiney! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hang on, he's on the phone right now. I'm telling him. He laughed and said I was funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Of course I "get" to keep my gift from Clay! It was a friendly gesture for some good (I thought) advice I passed on and it was really sweet of him to send it. It's a shame it caused some bad feelings around and I feel bad about that part but it was innocent fun all the way around. Laya will always be in my tool box. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I was at all three.

Believe me, there is no way you met GFD if you don't remember her. She has a way of permanently implanting her presence into your brain. Electroshock therapy hasn't even helped me. I'm not sure how to take that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We're at a wedding! He had to! I'm even wearing a dress. How often do you see that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I agree. He does have a little of that "deer in the headlights" look though. What did you slip in his drink? *If she starts cussing at me, it's proof she likes me* I didn't slip him anything. You don't know where my hand was though! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How about right now? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thanks Rebecca, Brits17 and Shawndiver! I have this feeling we'll be keeping each others attention for the rest of our lives! Oh and I'm not so scared of penguins now that I have someone to protect me from them. Heck we might even adopt a couple! Cute lil things! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

At the wedding, instead of having a little girl throw flower petals all over the floor, you should have one throw eyeballs. Blues, Dave or condoms... or condoms filled with eyeballs... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well, if we're allowed to start guessing, my guess is JankyBob! Congrats! We'll all pm you our addresses so you can send out the wedding invitations. ding, ding, ding, ding............you are the winner!!!! You will be the only guest when we elope. It won't be much of a party, but you will get a free buffet coupon. In all seriousness, thanks to everyone for all your kind sentiments. GFD will be well taken care of! Bob Wait a minute... Who the fuck are you? When did you get here? What is GFD doing? Is it the piercings? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!? GFD you may NOT marry a non-dz.com-bonfire-post-whore! I have no idea who the fuck this is, and it is completely unacceptable, young lady!! Woah there nellie! Ease up! Simmer down! Take a chill pill! I could never marry another dropzone.com postwhore! We'd fight over the computer all the time! Do you have any idea how many relationships are broken up BECAUSE of dropzone.com? It's usually just misconceptions but this website has definitely been the downfall of a few that I know of. I'd much rather him just spy on me and give me shit every now and again anyway. Trust me Jaye, this one's worth it. Imagine someone that can actually keep my attention for more than a week and doesn't care how selfish and immature I am! How the hell did he manage that? I still don't know. As Tallguy once said to me, the man I marry will be both blessed and cursed. That isn't always such a bad thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

you sure? By then they won't have any available skin or body part left to pierce! OI! 2 piercings and 1 itty bitty tattoo in 34 years isn't very much (but you're probably right). -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It rhymes with knob though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have a feeling her fiance would support that type of activity! Its not like they're married or anything; just engaged. You're so good to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No, it's not Frenchy.

Well if ya'll can't figure it out already, you'll just have to wait for him to reveal himself if he wants to. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh yeah, sorry babe but I had our marriage annulled since we never consummated. I hope we can still be friends. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No, I'm not pregnant (yet). I'm engaged to an incredible man. I'll introduce you to him tomorrow night. Edited to remove my damn sigline.

We haven't done that yet. Can you remind me tomorrow? I need some bubbles! Mmmm bubbles.

You probably won't believe me but put ALL of your childs shoes in the freezer in large ziplock bags for a couple of days. During that time treat their feet with some kind of over the counter athletes foot medicine. The freezer will kill the creatures creating the stench. I actually tried it and it worked for me. Some might call BS but I did it myself so f@%&! em. Edited to add that you can also put socks that you just can't get that smell out of in the freezer too. It usually works in 24 hours or so. Edited again to remove my sigline.

Thanks and nope to the second thing! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm not going to take that seriously. Don't. No wait, do. No wait, don't! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey chick, you're like totally ruining our fun, man! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

If you press alt 84458554spaceZ26 while you hit POST it gets rid of the sigline. No really! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)