Girlfalldown

Amazingly enough, I don't own any handcuffs... I do have a few whips though. Well youll need the handcuffs so I cant get away from you. Not that Id want to, but just like not having that option Whip it good!!!! Great. Now I have that Devo song stuck in my head! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's just more cushion for the pushin baby! I work out 6 days a week right now (usually it's just 3-4) but I will never look like one of those tight young surfer girls. Sorry, my body just ain't built like that. It never was, even when I was pushing mad weight at the gym every day and doing tons of cardio. I agree that skydiving is not enough to keep you in good health. It would be stupid to think it was, but at least we're doing something instead of sitting on our asses at home watching Oprah and eating bon bons. I also think you're just trolling to get a rise out of everyone because you're bored. There's a lot of that going around. Look at all the fuss you've caused! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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What about the ones that don't reply? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't know about anyone else, but I think the "C" word belongs at the bottom of the list! AFTER Dirty Crack Whore! I have to agree. At least the DW and CW are providing a service. Guys can be "C"s too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I've had one of the two for a year now and haven't cracked a tooth. I was wearing an acrylic ball for a while like Sunshine does just in case (acrylic will crack before your teeth will) but I went back to the stainless about 6 months ago and haven't had a problem. I did shorten the bar so that probably helps. Then again, one of the guys at the tattoo place has really fucked up teeth, all chipped and cracked and broken looking. I guess everyone's different. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Bitch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

From the guys perspective, isn't a slut any girl that has sex with someone but won't have sex with you? No. A slut will have sex with anyone. The word for a woman who will have sex with anyone but you starts with the letter "c". Blues, Dave -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

From the guys perspective, isn't a slut any girl that has sex with someone but won't have sex with you? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Or ever... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Some people like that though. (Remi) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No way man. I'm getting I love J0nes tattooed on my bicep. I got it inked on my cock last nite..... When it gets hard it says I love johannesburg. Johannesburg and its surrounding mumicipalities. No wonder Karen married you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Are you sure? I would think it was the other way around. A crack whore does it for crack. A dirty whore does it for anything. But isn't most anything worth wanting better than crack? I've never done crack so I'm not sure. I think I'd rather have crack then a piece of doodie. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No way man. I'm getting I love J0nes tattooed on my bicep. I got it inked on my cock last nite..... When it gets hard it says I love johannesburg. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Are you sure? I would think it was the other way around. A crack whore does it for crack. A dirty whore does it for anything. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No way man. I'm getting I love J0nes tattooed on my bicep. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I like them on some people and on others I don't but it really doesn't matter what we think. Tattoos are for the person that gets them. Not the rest of the world (usually). I have a funny story about this. 15 or so years ago I rode over to this motorcycle shop with a friend of mine. No one was outside so we knocked on the door and this big burly mechanic comes out. This guy is covered in tattoos but on his chest my name is written in HUGE lettering! It went from one side to the other and it was what stood out the moment you saw him. It said SHANNON. We talked for a few minutes about what we needed and then just before I left I asked him who Shannon was. He said "My ex wife". Now the poor fucker has to go through the rest of his life with his ex wife's name on his chest. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

all that over a tongue piercing.... imagine what will happen when you get your one-of-a-kind tattoo..... if you had one already, the story would have had a happier ending for you. the imaginary guy would have ignored your bad breath as the lower back tattoo is a sure sign of slutitude. Damn! I knew I should have gotten that done at the same time. Someone link me to a generic tribal tattoo website so I can pick mine out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well this just sucks. Last night as I was going through the airport I got stopped at the x-ray machine thingy. It just kept beeping no matter what I took off. I explained I had 2 tongue barbells in but they ended up taking me into the back room and giving me a full cavity search anyway. They finally let me through but I missed my plane. So while I was sitting there waiting for the next plane I decided to get something to eat. My tongues still a bit swollen so I went with a banana since it's so soft. Well somehow I managed to bite down right on one of the stainless steel balls and I chipped one of my 6 year molars right in half! Imagine the pain! Just then they began boarding the plane so I stuck the chip in my pocket and I went to throw the banana peel away and somehow the peel landed on the edge of the garbage and as I walked away instead of falling in it fell on the floor! One of the security guys just happened to be watching and he came over and started harassing me for littering even though I didn't even know it fell out! I was trying to apologize and tell him I really didn't mean to but he saw the little glimmer in my mouth and immediately profiled me as a hardened criminal because of the piercings and he fined me $200 for littering! You can imagine how upset I was but I didn't want to miss another plane so I just took the ticket and ran to the plane. As I ran I went to fling my duffle bag over my shoulder and I snagged my tongue rings on duffle bag strap and nearly ripped them out! OUCH! So finally I get on the plane and sit down. This totally hot guy sits next to me. I say hello to him and he turns towards me to say hi but then he gets this really disgusted look on his face and says "oh my god what's that smell? Is that your breath?" I'm so embarrassed I just turned away and pretended to read but the guy ends up asking to be moved because of the awful stench coming from the holes in my mouth. The rest of the flight was pretty humiliating since no one wanted to sit next to me but it was a full flight so they kept having to rotate people in and out of the seat next to me. What a night. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Or just change your screen resolution Or just go here Blues, Dave Mr. Smartypants! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Links are at the bottom of the page. Scroll down. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I'd been thinking about getting this second one for a couple of months now. I want it to be healed by the Byron Boogie so I can stick my tongue out at everyone without drooling so my time was running out. It's been almost exactly a year since I got the first one. Get another one Sunshine! Then you can get slave rings and hook them together! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

After I posted it I re-read it and actually went online to make sure pussy and pussy were actually spelled the same. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)