Girlfalldown
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Ya gotta love a good clean joke every now and then. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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There, I fixed it for you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Go here! BB/NCFF -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful sexy a sklitanagod! What's a Sklitana? Is that someone's knock off of the Klitana? Stop trying to hijack my thread. You're a thread killer. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well, Truth or Dare Jenga is always fun. The loser has to do a shot. Then there's "let's see who can get naked the fastest" And my all time favorite! BOP-IT EXTREME! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful sexy a sklitanagod! What's a Sklitana? Is that someone's knock off of the Klitana? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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To reach that kind of Klitloading, you'll need either a Klit reduction, or to wear weights around your finger. Talk to experienced Kloopers before trying it yourself. I've seen too many friends get hurt because they rushed things... Whatever! I'm really good at commanding my Klitana! I'm better than everyone else and I know more than even the best Klitcontender out there about my particular Klitana! I'm the Klitana-master! I call BS on that one! I was Klitanaing around when you were still in diapers, listen to your mom's friends Jeans Creaming stories! Look up "Klitanaing" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I'm the freakin' klitana zen master. Oh pahleeze, you're only 3 years older than I am and I happen to know for a fact that I was playing with my Klitana far earlier than you were playing with someone elses Klitana. Now kiss my Klitanasssss! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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To reach that kind of Klitloading, you'll need either a Klit reduction, or to wear weights around your finger. Talk to experienced Kloopers before trying it yourself. I've seen too many friends get hurt because they rushed things... Whatever! I'm really good at commanding my Klitana! I'm better than everyone else and I know more than even the best Klitcontender out there about my particular Klitana! I'm the Klitana-master! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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If it was called a Klitana, most guys would never be able to find it. That's no big deal to me. I know right where mine is and I can always show them. What's your klitloading anyway? Right now just 1.5:1 but I've always wanted to go 3:1 at least once in my life. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Jeez, people! It's 90210. Well you know we're not all rich enough to live in Beverly Hills, or even in LA for that matter. Yeah! And we're like not all like rich enough to like own a television and stuff! Oh wait, yeah we are. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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10. I just mistakenly ate a big dollop of Dave's Insanity Sauce instead of just the tapatio sauce. I'd write more but I'm bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose and the hole where my tongue ring was before it melted out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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If it was called a Klitana, most guys would never be able to find it. That's no big deal to me. I know right where mine is and I can always show them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think I've only put maybe 50 jumps on the damn thing and that was over 4 months ago. This weekend I finally got another jump on it and it opened beautifully! It was kind of squirrelly before and I hear that's pretty common. It's still slippery after all those pack jobs but it's manageable. I like it slippery. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I know! It's just wrong! A parachute has all these nice little folds and nooks in it. I think Klitana is much more fitting. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Are you sure it's not Boobana? I'm positive. It's a Klitana and it's beautiful! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think PD should change the name for their Katana to Klitana. I fly a Klitana and that's what Alan from my DZ calls it. Whachoothink? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I must say it's nice to read when someone realizes the dangers of not being current. Maybe when your kids are a bit older you'll have more time and can come back and have another go at it! At least you got to enjoy the few jumps you had. In my opinion you aren't a whuffo even if you didn't jump solo. You were working towards something, not just jumping so you could tell your friends you jumped. Good luck to you and your family and maybe someday we'll see you again! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yes but now it's "Whuffo I can't jump outta dem planes no more?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Maybe if you posted naked pics.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I've been here since before the last change over. I guess that doesn't make me an oldie or a newbie. Does that make me a middle aged poster? OMG I'm middle aged! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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So.."they say" you have 6 months left to live...
Girlfalldown replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
I've been thinking about this since I first saw it posted and I think I've come up with my plan. I'd go out Bonnie and Clyde style. Heck I might just do that anyway. Edited for wording. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
That bites! Heal fast girl!
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You can't name a dog Fuzzy Wuzzy! Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You quack me up! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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"At church, Flanders admits to Homer that he is sixty years old. He says that he follows the three "c"s of success: clean living, chewing thoroughly, and church every day of the week." I love Google. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)