Girlfalldown

Gettin busy with some Milli Vanilli! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thank you Zennie! It's not often that my inherent evilness is even noticed so it's really nice to hear that you haven't forgotten about it. A girl needs to know when people notice her evilness. I take pride in my ability to be evil without actually having to "be" evil. In fact, just the other day I was in the egg section at the supermarket and I put one of the eggs from a later date into a box with eggs from an earlier date! Imagine you're cracking eggs for your favorite omelet and you come across one that has a date that's a full week later stamped on it than the rest of them! That'll fuck you up for days! "Where did it come from? Why was it put in the box with these other eggs? Who's fucking with me? Should I just crack it and see if it's ok? Maybe it's a bomb! A stinky white egg bomg! OH GOD I'M CRACKING UP!" So back to the minion army thingy. Shackles would be fun but I have really small hands and I can usually escape from any kind of shackle. I remember being in the back of a police car once and just slipping the handcuffs off me for the ride to the station. They were really tight and uncomfortable! I put them back on when we got there so as not to alert them to my evil ways but the enjoyment of just having them off while I gave them the finger from the back seat was enough to give me a great big smile for the rest of the night. I think that smile is what put them over the edge on that one... maybe not such a good idea. So anyhoo...an army. Yeah. I am not really sure that the world is ready for an army of me right now. It would be kind of confusing because one minute the army would be marching on and kicking ass and the next minute they'd be raiding a winery and guzzling Opus One while doing Cunning Linguist demonstrations in the back. Then everyone would jump on a golf cart and drive by the cops and flash them real quick before looking for the nearest liquor store to knock up for some Jägermeister. It's just that weird thing I have that makes me want to do everything people tell me not to do. Sort of like that button on the ship from the Hitchikers Guide that says "do not press this button" and when you press it it lights up to say "do not press this button". Oops, I think I'm drunk. gnight! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yup, it's true. g'night.

Nope, sure didn't. (whew) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey Bonnie! Use your femininity wowzas to get us another airplane! I know you can do it! You da bomb digity! Just shake that thing at Mike and then point him to this thread so he knows how many people are planning on coming all the way out here to enjoy the "Byron Love". More visitors, more talk, more people sending their friends to do a first tandem, more money for the DZ! C'mon! We don't want people talkin smack later about how, even though they were so hungover from the bangin party Friday night, Saturday morning it took them 90 minutes to get on a load! Seriously, what can we do to get another plane? Vic? Connie? Someone tell us what needs to happen.

Yup! You got it. It's actually $3 a spin or 2 for $5. Even if you just get drinks the whole time it's still cheaper than the bar! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

coming: alanab ASteele Anvil ballsack brianfry713 CCQ Chaoskitty chopchop CieloDiosa Clownburner Cocheese Cornholio! Damion Deuce D22369 Elisha Evelyn Feeblemind FIREFLYR Frenchy fueler Giakrembs Girlfalldown JankyBob gjhdiver gravitygirl jdobleman Jsaxton jtiflyer kelpdiver Leah livendive mathias Mcneill79 mfrese monkycndo nuntiux NWFlyer photofly plaything Rookie120 Rosebud SeaKev Sebazz1 Shawndiver skybytch (and some swooper guy) Skydivexxl with da beer! Smilie tallguy Thanatos340 vdschoor Breathing hard: Amazon CSpenceFLY genoyamamoto lummy Mouth skyesspot (ssshhhh.... I have a month to work on her ;) Almost sure: skydivenflorida Kaerock -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

how big are you looking for cause my brother has 2 that I might be able to weasel out of him if he isnt using them that is. YES! I mean please! I mean, hey isn't your brother coming anyway? How big is it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sweet! This is really cool of everyone to pitch in like this. Deuce, thanks a million! Tarps will be very helpfull! Sean, you rock dude! So lets see what we have here. Monkycndo doing all the work! GFD $20 McNiell79 $20 Elisha $a few Livendive and Gia $20 Rookie $20 Deuce with 2 tarps So we're about at 1 tent structure. You guys seriously kick ASS! I love dropzone.com! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm guessing if they want to out themselves, they have. Or have at least hinted loudly and ally enough. Maybe they're just really shy and quiet. LMAO!! Maybe the Girl doesn't want people to fall down all over her congratulating her either... That might be it too but I bet she's just really shy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm guessing if they want to out themselves, they have. Or have at least hinted loudly and ally enough. Maybe they're just really shy and quiet. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah! Fess up! Who is it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

In my book, you're as good as a man, Shan. Thanks.

I drank the water and the water was good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'll throw in $20 to get this thing rolling! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Here's a nice NSFW from Fast Times for you boys. Yes, it's NSFW. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

:4:0 It's so nice to be able to put numbers in here again! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Does "rich" and "skydivers" really belong in the same sentence? Well I suppose there are a few, but "all you"? Read my sigline. Unfortunately, it seems like I have to at least some of the time. Every once in a while, when I'm really trying to be sincere, I will actually remember to remove the signature from a post. I usually forget though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Does "rich" and "skydivers" really belong in the same sentence? Well I suppose there are a few, but "all you"? Read my sigline. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Who's got a big shade structure they can bring out for the Dropzone.com area? Come on! Out of all you rich skydivers that are reading this, someone must have a shade structure! Help a sista out! Help a buncha postwhores out too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Throttle! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I do all three in my everyday conversation. It's normal office talk here. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Think of "Wheel Of Fortune" only instead of dollar amounts there are different prizes such as t-shirts, half off gear coupons and types of drinks (apple pie shots, saké bombs, absinthe, tequila, etc.) It usually gets pretty crazy (or so I hear ) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have a coin that's probably older than me that has that same saying on it. One side has a lion roaring on it and the other side has a little kitty on it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I like it. I want to get a tat on my inner thigh that says "Lucky you!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)