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You have a point. Usually only one leg is wrapped around the pole. The other is straight up or down. Where's FireflyTX? We need her expert advice.
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Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt! lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles. Gia, get on the pole! I'm sure you're better at it since you're so good at scaling walls and stuff. I'd certainly be no good at it. But it would be fun to watch. Atually, do you really even need to use your ankles to pole dance? Ooh now you have a mission. See if you can still pole dance with a broken ankle/toe/foot/etc. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt! lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles. Gia, get on the pole! I'm sure you're better at it since you're so good at scaling walls and stuff. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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So I had this wierd dream the other night where I summoned super powers and murdered 3 teenage kids who were trying to break into my home. The 3 kids rose from the dead as zombies and came after me. Then I woke up.... g Oh girl you need to throw down some telekenisis on those dreams. I'm tellin ya, it makes even zombie kids seem like fun! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Didn't I tell you I was lucky?
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Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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No! You entertain me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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This one wasn't that expensive. It was under a grand including shipping. It's not the best one out there but hey, beggers can't be choosers. ;) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I know! I've been here 8 years though and it can get tedious. If I decide to quit I'll let you know. :) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Somehow about a month ago I managed to talk my boss into buying us one of those iJoy Shiatsu massage chairs from Sharper Image. I have no idea how I talked him into it but I did. Well it first arrived 2 weeks ago and the damn thing was broken so we had to return it. Anyway, the new one just arrived and it works great! I just spent 15 minutes in my office getting a robotic shiatsu massage. Damn I'm lucky. So who wants to come over for lunch? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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LOL The first time I played poker it was actually strip poker and I beat everyone. I was also the only girl. I was 18 back then. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ok. I admit it. My name is girlfalldown and I'm a poker addict. Not only that but I'm terrible at it. I was playing pokerstars but then was introduced to Poker School Online and it really helped my game. You don't play for money but it's different because you're limited to the amount of money you can get in a 24 hour period. If you blow your $200 you have to wait till the next day to get $200 more. You get chances into WSOP by playing well too but I'm no where near that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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So Girlfalldown won't be disappointed anymore...
Girlfalldown replied to fallingchip's topic in The Bonfire
Ah what a great poll! I like both. Biting is nice too but you have to know your limits. Human bites are jam packed with bacteria. Ew. Scratching can be fun too but the mood has to be right. Maybe a couple of drinks and some Black Sabbath playing in the background... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
I'm not admitting to anything. Just wanted to see who plays and where. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Hugs! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I know this is gross, but where do you put it?
Girlfalldown replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
15 posts in and nobody has mentioned this? Maybe GFD was right. See? You're all slipping. The correct way to deal with this is to place your fork back to your mouth and gently spit the item back onto your fork and set it on the corner of your plate without making a scene. You do the same thing with olive pits. If it's something that should not be on your plate in the first place then you motion to the waiter and they should quietly and happily return the plate to the back and the chef should come out and apologize. If it's just a piece of gristle or someting then just let it go. Now if it's something slimey that won't sit on a fork then lift your napkin to your face like you're wiping your mouth and quietly remove it into the napkin. Fold the napkin up and ask the waiter to bring you a new one. Yes, I used to be civilized. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
My new water dispenser's so much cooler than yours!
Girlfalldown replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
Careful. Stuff that's alive in your water can make you sick. You're just jealous cause your water cooler doesn't sing to you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
Haha I'm in. Everyone else sucks. Neener neener neener! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Happy Birthday Chuck!
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That's one way to do it! Another way is to pretend you've left the house but instead hide in the closet naked and call your guy on the cell phone and ask him to check to see if you left your purse in the closet. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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My new water dispenser's so much cooler than yours!
Girlfalldown replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
I just had my old water dispenser changed out because it was pretty old and dirty looking. We got a nice sleek new dispenser that smells all clean and looks shiny and pretty. The funny thing about it is that when I push the handle to pour water it makes a little noise in a sort of wave pattern. It sounds like it's singing. Like a bird or something. Or maybe like someone with a really pretty voice humming from far away. My water dispenser's so much cooler than everyone elses! It's alive! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
"And we are disappointed in you. In the last couple of weeks, you've changed. We used to expect insults, whoppers and other pointless PW threads that served no purpose. We loved the days when we were under strict orders not to take your posts seriously. Now we long for those days. "All of us here are in agreement. You have changed. "It's time to dump your man, toss that ring, and start living up to your REAL responsibilities - keeping US entertained" All legal babble aside, I'm sorry for abandoning you all for this brief time. I just have better things to do at night now and no longer feel the need to sit alone at my computer drinking glass after glass of wine and drunk posting and waking up in the morning with that feeling of dread wondering what I posted the night before! I will do my best to keep up with my meaningless daily posting babble though. Don't worry. There is plenty of raunch left in me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well most of us like a good mix of the three. I was just wondering which one most people prefer! I picked Raunchy Romp but you all knew that anyway. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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It's been too long since we've had a good sex poll. Which do you prefer? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I'm so disappointed in all of you. Other than the Happy Birthday Iwan thread you guys were really boring today. I expect much more entertainment out of you on a daily basis but lately you just haven't been up to snuff. I feel like all my training was in vain now. *sigh* Ah well I'm leaving now. Maybe tomorrow will bring a little sunshine. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)