Girlfalldown

Linky no worky. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thanks Brit! It's a good start!

Hey everyone! I am in need of some help here. We've decided to design our own engagement/wedding rings and we're talking to a custom jeweler about it. We've come up with a couple of ideas but she doesn't really understand anything about skydiving so she's a little stumped on what she can do. I was wondering if any of you would mind posting some 2 way freefly pics of 2 people docking in any way shape or form. The pictures themselves won't be used for anything, I just want her to get an idea of what we do in the sky so she can get a shape in her head. We're thinking of having an abstract sort of design that won't be too obvious to anyone but us. So if ya'll have the time and have some good 2 way shots of freeflyers docking (preferably head down or head down/sit, maybe a kiss pass or something) It would be really cool if you posted them here! Lighting and color doesn't matter since it's really the shapes we're looking for. Thanks so much!

I would only sue if the person that hit me was experiencing air rage and attacked me on purpose for going to slow in the fast lane. Or maybe if they whipped out a glock and started shooting at me under canopy and smacked into me because they only had one hand on the toggles. Air rage is real people! It must be stopped! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The nice thing about girl kisses is that they usually don't try and swallow your head when they kiss you. Girls have softer lips too. I still prefer kissing my guy though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Either that, or stop going "OOOH SHINY!" and clicking randomly Hey how'd you know I did that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I got a negative 445! Must spend less time in Bonfire and more in Speakers corner I guess... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday Billy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah but if you have a bacterial one like Gonorrhea, Syphilis or Chlamydia it's curable with prescribed antibiotics. If it's herpes or HIV you're stuck with it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I figured it was just the roofies you slipped in his wine. I don't know what' you're talking about! (Ixnay on the oofies-ray! Sheesh!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Who's Randy and does your fiance know about him? Damn, he must be really cool if he can keep you amused AND he lets you fool around with other guys! My fiancé knows all about me and my randy-ness. Why do you think he proposed? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Which doctor would you rather have perform surgery on you: one who is fresh out of medical school, or one who has been performing surgery for several decades and has a history of solid performance? The one fresh out of school, that one will be up to date with all the new info and equipment, and will be probably supervised anyways and will still have a steady hand and won't be tired and jaded and wont be thinking of the next round of gold and and and ....... Squeak you crack me up! I was going to write that same thing when I first read that for the same reasons! I dated an anesthesiologist for 4 years and it was a big thing with them. The new people fresh out of school had all the most recent knowledge where the old guys didn't keep up with current stuff and had these old set ideas and old ways of doing things. New shit comes out all the time in medicine. I'd take a guy fresh out of residency with only a hundred procedures under his belt over a real old timer any day! Of course that's totally different than skydiving and the only reason I'm writing at all is because I've had half a bottle of wine and I'm feeling a little randay! So where's J0nes? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Quit that job and move to California. I'll take care of you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG! How do I get on that show? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Dude! Be careful! The 24 hour Fitness on Ocean in San Francisco always has people posting stuff on Craigslist like: "Looking for some hot j/o action in the steam room at 24 on Ocean. Meet me at 1am" Male seeking Male. I will never go in that hot tub again because of a couple of postings I saw for some underwater late night action. Barf! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh my gawd! What is up with everyone today? J0nes, you can't leave now. I just got your name tattooed on my ass and it looks great. I totally understand not filling out your profile because of things that have happened in the past with others on this site (already mentioned, I know). Your reason for not filling out your jump numbers and experience on the other hand I don't get. I guess if you have low numbers you're embarrassed or something but there's no reason to be. We all start somewhere right? If you have a good amount of jumps though, well I just don't get it. It's just numbers. Why hide them? Anyway it'd be a shame for you to go now after all this fun. Hang around a while. Try not to be so overly opinionated that you offend everyone. You say you're smart so you know when something you say is mean or hurtful and when it's just an opinion. It's just weird how you come in here and start heckling everyone and then you get so sensitive when they don't like you. You speak down to the moderators and then you don't understand why they warn you about your behaviour. You remind me of someone...can't put my finger on it. Ah well. I actually voted for you to leave anyway but that's just because you were ripping on my second tongue piercing . I don't really care that much. Good luck! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's looks really great! How did you get into it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

WHAT FUCKING DAY IS IT? FUCK! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Milk is icky! If I have a drink that involves some kind of white substance I usually choose soy. There is only 1 kind of milk that's acceptable to me. That's Straus milk. It comes in glass bottles and still has the thick cream plug in the top. Yummy! But that's like ice cream to me which I only eat like once every couple of months. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wow, I have so many! The most recent was just this Monday morning. I was driving to work and some guy on the opposite side of the highway slammed right into the divider wall right in front of me! If that cement wall (maybe 3 or 4 feet high) wasn't there he would have hit me head on with both of us going about 65 mph. I watched him in my side mirror go up on his side and flip over. The sound of it alone scared the crap out of me. I fell into a fast moving river when I was 3 or 4 and my dad had to jump in and save me. Another time, back when I was maybe 7 or 8, we were playing with this tarp in this lagoon. We'd throw the tarp in the water and jump in and it would suck us into the water. The bigger kids could just touch the bottom and push back up but I was the littlest and i just sort of stuck there for a few minutes until someone jumped in to find me and I grabbed his shorts and pulled myself up. That was freaky. Everyone was standing on the dock looking at me like I was some kind of freak for surviving that long under. I was very close to being hit by lightning while riding dirt bikes as a kid. I think I almost killed myself on dirtbikes a lot back then actually. I remember hauling ass down this dirt road and suddenly seeing this HUGE hole in the ground. The next thing I remember I was on the other side. I don't remember jumping it or anything so I'm not sure what happened there. Back when I did a lot of body surfing in SoCal there were defininitely a few times I was smashed to the bottom of the ocean and rolled over and sucked back out. I was never saved by a lifeguard but I managed to get my ass out it each time. I miss the beach! There's a few BASE jumps that went awry but we don't need to get into that. I was in a head on collision when I was 22. Hit by a drunk driver. I don't know how but I walked away with a few scratches and a lot of sore neck muscles that never went away fully. He went to jail overnight then they let him out the next day and he went back to Mexico so he wouldn't have to deal with it. He wasn't legally here. I can think of a few others but I'll leave it at this for now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Too bad for them! I usually have to retaliate when the guys start going at it. Payback biatches! The real crime here isn't the farting. It's farting and then refusing to open the door a little. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Now this is the sort of thing we have PMs for. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Of course! Will you share? No way. Get your own! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Of course! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)