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  1. gremlin
    Weather still having a laugh with us. This morning bright and beautiful now a bit overcast and rainy. I think I have finally got the hang of the Herc exits (diving anyway) I just need the weather to jump my ass off now. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Strip them naked. Find the local gay bar. Handcuff them to the tree directly opposite. Wait for closing time. Wait about an hour then wonder over and tell them that they now know how it feels to be shafted as well! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    managed two from the Herc today. good fun. The Long Ranger helicopter will have to be jumped tomorrow! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Still not jumping here - the weather can´t seem to make up its mind what it wants to do. At least there are lots of nice Scandinavians to look at! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Had mine back in the UK. Very loud- like a road drill - they even give you ear defenders. Produces quite a cool set of pictures - must put mine on the net sometime. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  6. gremlin
    Stick to the explosives - watch them float to the surface - skim it and then dive to your hearts content! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  7. gremlin
    Sounds great - mud wresling or jelly fighting? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  8. gremlin
    Fighting talk..... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  9. gremlin
    I heard you only "read" the tittie posts!!! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  10. gremlin
    Just when you thought that it was safe to go back on the net... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I think it's cool when I walk into a mall and there is a map with a Red Dot that says "You are here". Then, I walk to the other end of the mall and there is another map. The Red Dot has moved to my new location. I think that is entirely cool, but my question is, how does it know where I am? When you are little the government implants you with a chip so they can keep track of you throughout your life. My DZ is trying to get the code so they can use the chip to find out where people are when they should be on flight-line and record who left the ass marks in the pit after that heavy night in the bar! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I should be able to make it. Should be a good laugh. - lots of war stories to tell after the Nethers BOGOF weekend this weekend. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    , 4 , 0 Only 4 due to some indifferent weather and the Army making me turn up for work Sunday morning rather than jump. But all good prep jumps for the Herc boogie - not long now. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  14. gremlin
    So many girlfriends.... so many spellings... soooo much trouble I'm in! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  15. gremlin
    Baghdad Cheap travel with United States Army I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  16. gremlin

    POTATO GUN!

    gremlin replied to bertusgeert's topic in The Bonfire

    Just bore out the middle of the potato and insert a firecracker. If you get your timing right you will end up with airburst potato - a sure fire winner! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I wouldn't let Vicky watch it as the temptation to throw something through the TV was too high... and it was MY tv! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    Bet that will take less than the 6 hour drive. Not sure I could afford all the avgas though I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  19. gremlin
    Cool. Thanks for the suggestions. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  20. gremlin
    what's the flight time and how would I go about booking one? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  21. gremlin
    Yes but I want my revenge on the Perris tunnel. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  22. gremlin
    Saucer of milk for one. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  23. gremlin
    Am looking at doing some tunnel time in Perris just prior to the Eloy Holiday Boogie and am wondering where is the best place to look for cheap flights from LAX or ONT to PHX? Thanks I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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    I always just do what I am told...it is less painful that way. (Never get a red-head upset, the effect ain't pleasant) I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  25. gremlin
    I was doing slow-fall practice - as I went up the tunnel I moved back pushing my feet against the side of the wall until I was at an angle. I then started to fall back down the tunnel and in the process managed to end up head down kind of sliding down the glass. The DVD of it is pretty cool . It is getting better slowly and I am just taking each thing at a time and seeing what I can do without it hurting. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....