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  1. Superb lol I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  2. Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where the family go to Duff Beer World and Bart tries on the Duff Beer Goggles. Very funny. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  3. I tend to take delight in causing trouble wherever possible and aggrevating those who I think deserve the trouble - hence the username. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  4. Thanks for the advice. Will try again. E-bay watch out. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  5. gremlin

    Brits - mag

    Ain't got mine yet but am not holding my breath - Parachutist and Skydiving are better. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  6. Have just bought a new house and need a fridge freezer for it. Saw one on e-bay and put a bid in. The bid has been in for 3 days and I have been the highest bid. With 2 minutes to go someone puts in a higher bid. Thankfully I was online and upped the bid. With less than 30 seconds left they up my bid. When I tried to put in a new bid I was told the auction had closed. Now have to go through the whole thing again and still don't have a fridge. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  7. I vote for number 3. No3 No3 No3 No3 Damn brain seems to be stuck for some reason... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  8. Perhaps that aftershave of yours is a little too strong??? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  9. That is superb. Take one with you on the one night stand, as she snoozes afterwards replace your arm with the pillow arm and slip out of her apartment without her realising you have gone. Superb. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  10. That dog wasn't being cute, he was just having a quick taste before deciding if he wanted it for dinner! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  11. Not a problem - here to help if I can in the future. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  12. Yep. Not a problem. PM with address etc. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  13. I saved a lot of money using Expedia to fly to the USA from the Uk near Christmas, Brit Airways wanted £500 one-way, Expedia offered £360 return with Brit Airways. The connection between Perris and Eloy was via Southwest and their website was very cheap. Enjoy. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  14. Cute image - you curled up under your desk asleep. Of course your boss may not take the same view. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  15. 1. Cod liver oil tablets 2. Vitamin C with Zinc tablets 3. Echinacia fizzy tablets. 4. Vitamin B complex drink - tastes horrible but good for the recovery phae. If the cold gets very bad try a glass of brandy and ginger. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  16. Soooooo..... Where is the jpeg? Half the site is on the edge of their seat about this girl on the edge of hers. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  17. All I can say is 'Thank God for the Atlantic'. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  18. Was that military chiefs or military chefs? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  19. I fractured 2 vertebrae. I was EXTREMELY luck not to break my neck and be paralysed. As posted earlier, whilst practising flat slow fall, I caught the door, got pushed against the wall and fell about 10ft head down onto the wire mesh in the Perris tunnel. As I hit I heard the vertebra crunch. Not a good sound. I had been doing a good bit of weight training before hand and I think that is what saved my neck. Am booked in again in December, (so I can kick ass at the dz.com Eloy boogie) but just want people to be aware that these things can be dangerous and that the risks are very real. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  20. Will you be ready to perform at the Christmas Boogie in Eloy? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  21. Just heard on the UK news about an earthquake in California. Everyone ok? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  22. Have just finished reading Freefall by Tom Read (Nish Bruce) and it is a very good book - skydiving is a central theme but it is not just about that and is highly readable. Made me think. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  23. If you can count posters to DZ.com then pick any guns or politics thread - turn it into a question - quote liberally from Speakers Corner - and why you would not want to use some of the people as a source will become evident as you read the rubbish they write I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  24. A frequent cause is stress - find a dark room - close your eyes and relax - concentrate on emptying your mind - quicker for some dz commers than others! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  25. How about something that looks at the attraction of skydiving - you can use your own experiences and there are at least a couple of books out there that you can use as references. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....