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I reckon I can make this one at the moment. Unless someone wants to phone my boss up so I have to work late See you there I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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And it's still not big enough for your porn collection I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I want to live in California - pref near San Diego where it is warm, friendly and has both beaches and dropzones. As I currenly live in the UK I need a nice young lady to marry me so I can get a green card. Any offers? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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If you could only have one condom the rest of your life
gremlin replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
I thought that was why the blowjob was invented??? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... -
Hit a speed bumb while cycling round work last week and the front wheel fell off my mountain bike. I hit the road and one of my blokes was there to wet himself laughing before telling everyone else. A week later still in huge amounts of pain due to the bruised ribs but everyone else thinks it was excellent and regret not being there to see it I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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If you go out with them for a while then people will not tend to talk badly about you. If your relationship consists of several hours after each DZ party with a different bloke then people may well talk. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Airtight Sunshine. Where do we get jump tickets? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I have my rig in a very small bag and have had no problems using it as carryon - both for internal flights and international flights. I always carry the FAA and TSA letters in the bag witht he CYPRES card but have not had to use them so far. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2. Play it loud. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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If someone is very interested in fluffy towels does this make them a fluffer? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Beleive me no-one is rubbing anything anywhere near my chest. It really hurts. Imagine a bionic Amazon giving you a hug. My chest feels like it has gone through 10 rounds with Tyson. ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Do you reckon I could log that? Altitude 3ft. Delay 1 second. Aircraft Mountain bike? I reckon I would win the unusual aircarft and lowest jump competitions. Thanks for the sympathy. The drugs are kicking in and the world is seeming a nicer place already. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Not a lost job - I am posted to Germany in April. Thankfully still employable. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Decided that as it was such a beautiful afternoon I would leave work at lunchtime and go skydiving. The plan was flawless. The execution sucked. My car is awaiting a service tomorrow so I went to borrow one. Cycling down the hill to pick up the car I hit the gentle speed bump. My front wheel promtly fell off. There was a pause, I arched as I flew through the air and I hit the road chest first. The hospital cleaned up the numerous scrapes and have x-rayed my chest and say I have just bruised the ribs not broken them but I will be in pain for 6 weeks My boss thought it was funny and I now have a good idea what I will be getting as a leaving present. Anyway as I can't jump for about 6 weeks now am on the scrounge for sympathy. ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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It is only indecent if it is unpleasant to look at. Therefore there should be some form of check list that people should have to complete in order to go topless. 1. Men nothing over a B cup 2. Women nothing lower than the navel I wonder if silicon breasts lying on the beach should be counted as littering rather than indecency? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Am not sure if I will be drinking tonight. I was carrying out some (very) scientific build up training in the beer hall in Munich last night and got dragged off to the night club. Got in at 5am and for my first lesson at 7:30 I was still getting MORE drunk as the alcohol worked into my system. The hangover only really started at about 2pm. Think I may be quiet tonight then put the preparation to use tomorrow. ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Take this test....it already knows your answer
gremlin replied to osuskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I guess I am far too normal. I got got on all 3 I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... -
There is nothing wrong with naked skydiving... at a major boogie... with two coach loads of pensioners sat on the dz at the time...but I wouldn't know anything about it I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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From VT1977 Hangover so not funny. I really am going to stop drinking. I'm too old to handle the hangovers any more. :-/ The v thought of alcohol makes me want to vomit atm... Last night - left pub, William decides we have to go clubbing. I figure that if I go clubbing for half an hour I can still get train back. Club so bad that large amounts of alcohol were necessary to apprecviate the place. Got v drunk. Got night bus back. Got motion sick (that's my story and I'm sticking to it!) and barfed on floor of night bus. Woke up at Will's at 6.30am... I feel like I have died. So as for running this morning - no! - I would so vomit. Again. I'll be staying sober at the AGM I think. Can't deal with hangovers of this magnitude any more. She doesn't deserve any sympathy so please do not send her any! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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lol I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Don't do anything too strenous as it is at 10,000ft and you WILL feel the effects. There are a couple of good / gentle walks up the local hills but do watch out for leeches which drop from the overhanging branches. I was there a couple of years back and really enjoyed the place but I don't think that there is a whole lot to do - as you are doing a City tour. Hope this helps: http://www.thebestofecuador.com/qtourist.htm I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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If you bought a hearse and put an empty coffin in the back do you think the cops would ever demand you open it to prove you can use the carpool lane? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Don't count your chickens til they have hatched. I have met some superb people who have quit their jobs and done a year round the world but you have to go back to work at some point :( Keep working on your projects in the background. if they come off you have the money to jump - if they don't you still have job security and can save up to jump. Either way you are covered. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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As you're one of my regulars I'll give you a discount... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Why does a bloke want to know what other blokes wear in bed? Is the information for a *special* friend??? I'm more interested in what the girls wear to bed - pref with evidence! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....