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:2:0 I finally got back into the air after fracturing 2 vertebrae in the Perris wind-tunnel. My back held up fairly well but is a touch tender. With a bit more physio it should be fine for the Herc boogie in a few weeks. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Have a good birthday steph and I hope you can remember some of it the day after. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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So is that why so many people were landing off??? I heard that some people seemed to be aiming for the Bell not the pit. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Now I know where the BPA live. Always knew they were from a different planet. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Glad you came out of a such a potentially serious accident with no major injuries... Did you say this was a first... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I hope that they teach them a good technique. There is nothing worse than being on a promise all day and then having a crap blowjob. A video camera as they practice on cucumbers will raise a few thousand $ from the candid camera shows. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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"Ladies and gentlemen...Elvis has left the building..." I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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One of the most common places to die is on the toilet - heart attack from too much straining I guess. Makes you wonder who is going to sue the toilet manufacturer.... "And exactly how many people have died on your make of toilet?" "erm...." "And why have you take no steps to prevent people dying on your toilet?" "erm...." I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Quade's new method of dealing with post whores was highly effective. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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no fun. my computer has blocked the page as it is too naughty for my eyes. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Where is this pub going to be so we can visit on bad weather days - ie Saturday and Sundays. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Very nice. Hope you have a big bottle of polish though I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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If you have a wireless network, read this...
gremlin replied to ChasingBlueSky's topic in The Bonfire
I am trying to extend my router range. The building I live in has very thick walls and the signal will only go a couple of metres in some directions. I want some form of repeater where it does not have to be connected to the net and can be left to bounce the signal around. Anyone any suggestions? ADAM I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... -
Amazing how both women were grossly over inflated but one would be FAR more popular on the DZ than the other.... Only problem is I go to a military DZ and it may be the other way round here I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Ten things you don't know about women, per "Esquire"
gremlin replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
I think there are only 2 things men need to understand about women Can't live with them, Can't shoot them! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... -
Walk up to girl "I'll bet you $5 I can make you tits move without touching them" When she accepts fondle both breasts with your hands. "Guess I lost the bet" and offer her the $5. Never tried it myself ... obviously... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Dante's Inferno Hell Test- Which level of hell are you going to?
gremlin replied to NoShitThereIWas's topic in The Bonfire
You obviously haven't been to enough DZ parties I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... -
Dante's Inferno Hell Test- Which level of hell are you going to?
gremlin replied to NoShitThereIWas's topic in The Bonfire
I managed level 8. I think that I may have been a bad boy when I was younger - one or two days younger! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... -
All I can say is that TV in their part of the world must really suck. What do they watch? 24hr Barney? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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"Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay on take off today due to ... erm... Just hurry up, its my go next then the Chief Steward.. shit the mic is still on..." I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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thats as maybe but I'd rather watch eurovision than you, some nails and a hammer. I think I'd rather watch the hammering. If this is an advert for a United Europe the sooner we are out of it the better. At least the Americans have Britney Spears and J-Lo. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I managed to fracture 2 vertebra whilst in the tunnel. Does this count or is it not real skydiving... still really hurt though! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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Do they need someone to test you can jump out of it ok? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I have to manage the public access computers in my officers mess. I have installed Norton on one and McAfee on the other as an experiment. So far neither have a virus but the McAfee is easier to manage - automoatically checking for updates unlike Norton but I get a warmer feeling from Norton as I can see it doing something. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
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I like the idea of a comms system so when someone funnels your dive you can let them know exactly what you are thinking before you even land. that way they can land off and let you calm down. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....