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DROPZONE!!! Oh, wait, that.......didn't.......have......a....plot. =========Shaun ==========

I simply don't have the Patience to sit through one of his shows.... If you've seen seen one, you've seen them all. =========Shaun ==========

Tittee bar. Hands down, no arguing. I WIN!!! =========Shaun ==========

Meh, I can't hold things like that agaist them - This whuffo probably has just never had any experience with skydiving before. =========Shaun ==========

Hey, have you ever seen the movie "Dropzone" with Weslile Snipes (sp?)? it's an hour and a half of shit like that - obviously written and directed by a total whuffo! I especially like the part where "Swoop" cuts away and dives down to some kid with a total mal, then lands both of them (soft touchtown) under his reserve canopy! =========Shaun ==========

It's a pretty straight-forward story... Two Irish-American brothers, after a harrowing experience with some mob guys, decide to take the law into their own hands as vigilantes. Without regard to the law, the start knocking bad guys off. after a couple hight-press hits, the public sides with them, believing they accomplish what the american justice system cannot. =========Shaun ==========

I am not an airplane mechanic, but i do know the consequences of such a break down. good luck buddy, keep us in touch about how the repairs come along. =========Shaun ==========

Your absolutly right - that was a sweet movie! I saw it a long time ago and this post made me just remeber what it was all about. Now i want to go rent it this weekend...... =========Shaun ==========

I guess you don't need a debate about this one, but thanks for the pictures!!!! =========Shaun ==========

Case of Beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =========Shaun ==========

Fuck it man, women are crazy. I would bet that at least two of those pictures were from women who only mistakingly thought their husbands/boyfriends were cheating. =========Shaun ==========

I wouln't jump without my trusty Z1!!! Actually, i probably would (and already do often) without it, but i still like it a lot regardless So yeah, fullface =========Shaun ==========

Sounds like you are comming along quite nicely! Help me out here: I was trained on the Dope Rope, but what are you expected to do in level 5? =========Shaun ==========

- Isn't this like a sign that your kid will grow up to be some kind of serial killer???? =========Shaun ==========

"A Rush Of Blood to the Head" - Coldplay. =========Shaun ==========

man, I'm in your same position. I'm a freaking Sophomore nerd at KState, Still living at home. Too poor to move out and too annoyed to stay here. Damn =========Shaun ==========

How about this one: Kansas - Great Skydiving found here!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha. Or my home state: Utah - How can you make fun of a whole state full of Mormons? hmmmmmmmmm............... =========Shaun ==========

I put enough Money Down for mine that I won't do anyting to it but take it to the Cleaners. Think about this: A jumpsuite has a combination of Nylon, spandex, Rubber (gripprs & booties) cotten and or polycotton. Every one of these reacts differently to cold/warm water. (Don't believe me, read washing directions on different types of fabrics, little tags on the back of shirts n stuff) The biggest concern you would face it warping over time of different fabrics. Ex: We all know polycotten not only fades over time, but warps in dimensions, either from stretching or washing inconsistantly. Furthermore, each fabric not only uses different types of dyes but different dying processes. (Ex, nylon is dyed in pressure vats), even if the colors do wear over time, they will so do inconsistantly. Give you a stupid looking jumpsuit. Cleaners only charge like 10 bucks, and for my money, thats worth it. edited to add: I grew up hanging around a drycleaners - i could run a load by the time i was 12. =========Shaun ==========

Tequila Girl!!!! OHHHHHHH, I thought you meant funniest LOOKING!!!!! never Mind. =========Shaun ==========

Holy Shit!!!! When Did this happen?? Where was I??????? =========Shaun ==========

WHOAH!!! 24 hour walmart???? This aint' New York!!! Friday is alarm clock shopping day - i have like $3 on my check card - need to get paid. then i get to go crazy. It will be like an alarm clock buying orgy. I'll get some really shiny new ones. ones that can wake the dead. This isn't a big deal- Class ends at 3, I can drink lots of Coke. =========Shaun ==========

How about something that lets you scratch your balls without everyone else noticing - then again a mechanical arm mounted on your torso reaching to your crotch would just draw attention. Might make you look sexy, who knows..... =========Shaun ==========

Phone????? HA! I laugh at the phone trying to wake me up! I think I'll be okay - I think i'll set the whimpy alarm on the cell phone and just fall asleep sitting up with the TV on. Lets see what happens......... I wish i was one of those peeps that can just wake up whenever they so desire. Like i said, i need two of those mechanical clocks with the hammer and bells on top. Hey, what if i drink like 4 glasses of water and go to bed! I could be on to something! =========Shaun ==========

Vibes my friend - good luck. Try this one: it always gets them- What was the pirates favorite integration technique in his math class??? - Integration by PAAAAAARRRRRRRts!!!!! I kill me. =========Shaun ==========

Soooooo.... Here is my little life drama right now. Need to be up at 6:30 tommorow. Both of my Walmart Special Alarm Clocks are f&#(ed up. Do i Go to sleep and risk sleeping in (thus losing my job) or try to catnap the night away watching TV. I need to work on this. I can sleep through anything. I had to go buy two of those old-school clocks with the two metal bells on the top - only those are loud enough. Think i'll be a post whore 2nite. =========Shaun ==========