wildcard451

In a follow up to "The Engineer's Guide to Cats", we now have Advanced Cat Yodeling If you don't laugh at this then there is NO hope for your sense of humor. ---------------------------------------------------------------- This is where my signature would go if I was allowed to have one

You actually kept his cell number now? Come on hun....

Soooo, I have a handgun in my house, for personal defense, and some punk 17 year old kid breaks in, takes my handgun, and hurts himself or someone else.... You want me to be liable? /stupid

Read Ian's reply above. In HP landings, you still have to adjust your pattern to deal with whatever winds you are experiencing, just like non-HP landings, all the way back to AFF... However, once you reach your initiation point, and begin to turn, the only effect the wind will have is on your position over the ground as you move through your turn. It should have minimal, if any at all, effect on the vertical component or your turn. /doesn't know anything //still learning ///just my understanding of it

Holy shit.

hell yeah it is. take a slab of backstrap, dip it in and egg and milk wash and roll it in flour. pan fry it and made gravy from the tasty bits stuck to the bottom of the pan. mmmmmm. or you could roast the loin, also yummy. i'm currently out of moose, but maybe i'll have some elk tomorrow. tastes pretty similar. You have the awesome ability to always ruin my appetite. Ruin? I think I have half a pack of rolaids from that description...

Know what you are buying.

Walk it off you pansy.

How much did EVERYTHING cost to start up the program?

Vagina != Clown Car

Oh My God! You mean this show is fixed? Say it ain't so? /stupid

You really shouldn't be tanning at all. Very very bad for you I just don't wanna see my friends get melanoma. Nasty shit.

....and it is still going on....

Shit, where's the airport?

Yup. It opens up all kinds of interesting opportunities for the money shot. Especially if you never wanna come back.

In Houston? Check. Wasted $1200? Check. Drinking cause your wallet was just raped to prove that you can speak English? Check. What is the Step II CS Board Exam? Do I win a prize?

What? The? Fuck? ...Over.

5207/5411 = .962 3.8% of this shit I have written on here is missing. Fair enough. Could have easily been more.

As long as we fucking noobs always try to get the last post in, this thread will never die. You got that right! this thread is growin' legs and gainin' momentum! Chuck Only 74 posts thus far.... Still got a loooong way to go to get this thing headed somewhere. You're not helping.......or are you?

Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to pull a stunt like this? These people are in charge of our country? /sad panda

there are no rules

Therein lies the serious problem. This should be taken as one hell of a joke, everyone to laugh at. However, all these fucking "tree hugging hippies" have their panties so far up in a PC wad, that this can't be accepted for the great satire that it is, and that called for it to be written in the first place.

I'm talking to you on Facebook.

Or me

This coach reminds me of my high school wrestling coach. By god if he wasn't one of the toughest sonsuvbitches I ever met. To this day I still have nothing but respect for that man for driving us into the ground. He pushed the limits, toughened us up, but never once crossed the line. That being said, were the world to be so unlucky as to have me reproduce, and I got this email...I'd sign my kid up for green death in a heartbeat, but admit I would go watch the coach do his thing. Not out of fear for my child, but as parental involvement. I can't count the number of times dad and I threw football, baseball, or drilled wrestling moves after practice and at home. Hell, dad made me do more then coach did. Reading this thread reminds me that there are still real people out there, who don't buy into all this politically correct bullshit, but that they are few and far between. It also proves that just in this thread, there are a whole lot of people with kids that may as well just hand over their milk money and take a position at the lowest rank possible. Life's not fair. Everyone is created equal, but from that moment on, it's survival of the fittest. Your precious little snowflake isn't going to get anything handed to them, and in the real world, we keep score. Take the sand out of your vaginas, do the world a favor, and toughen your kids up. It's not getting any easier out there any time soon.