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  1. wildcard451
    Are you saying that you want me to buy you some fuck me boots?
  2. wildcard451
    Have you tried?! They are heavier and all. Kinda squishy too. Overall difficult to transport I would imagine. Yea wildcard has a lot of exp trying to get fat bitches into his car after drugging them up on roofies. No hate here, everybody gotta get some love somehow... some are just less desperate. ...interesting, although the insinuation that I am involved in anything so despicable and illegal is somewhat disturbing. /Quoted for posterity sake
  3. wildcard451
    Have you tried?! They are heavier and all. Kinda squishy too. Overall difficult to transport I would imagine.
  4. wildcard451
    Suspended for what?
  5. wildcard451
    At least with Shakira you can say it is just a footwear problem. With Pink it is an everything problem. /like the hooker boots fwiw.
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    Without knowing how stupid this person is, and if they will take your advice, remember there is a good 80kts forward throw from the plane. You go first, I'll film it.
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    If I ask you for a pin check, then I trust you to fiddle with my gear. If I don't, please don't touch anything on me. Point out and get my attention to whatever you want, but don't touch until I tell you to. /hate people that try to close his riser covers on hop and pops...
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    WHen I had my knee taken apart and put back together, I spent the three days following surgery on 1-2 Perc 10 q4-6h. I'd wake up, take some, and fall back asleep. Lost three days of my life in my parents' recliner.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNuhD88jajI
  10. wildcard451
    Ive been banned several times, lost my avatar privileges, got them back, and still am not allowed to have a sig line.... I don't feel like being removed permanently.
  11. wildcard451
    Always Dallas! No question about it. I dont care for the NFL. All it is, is a bunch of girlie men bitching and crying like girl scouts cause they dont make the 5-10 million that so n so makes Boo fucking hoo..... bunch of cry babys! Michael Crabtree anyone? What a little bitch
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    The steelers can rot in hell. Most obnoxious fans in the world with the exception of Philly fans, who are just horrible.
  13. wildcard451
    why do you jump out of a plane at 130 mph? don't you know it's dangerous? Holy dead thread revival batman.
  14. wildcard451
    Jimmy Buffett concert today and tonight. That should cover the entire weekend if you include hangover.
  15. wildcard451
    Thanks everyone.
  16. wildcard451
    ...for my first time being BOARD CERTIFIED! WOOHOO!!!!!!
  17. wildcard451
    I like the question "Can you swallow at terminal velocity" better.
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    However, they are not immune to the evidence collection section of the Dublin Police Dept.
  19. wildcard451
    I've seen it for myself. A broken shell of a man that seems to have a thing for hitting on my mom. All the while only wishing he could be more like me, even though he is too scared to drink with me anymore. I hope you're reading this you little bitch - especially after that nasty text I just got from you.
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    Having tits is a perk, but mostly they're fun for me And anyway, you can't dispute the practicality of a penis when it comes to writing your name in snow Ah it's not really all that fun! Tits to get you free drinks at bars! Dick...well they may get you a free drink but it may be in a strange bar were every one is wearing black leather. Shah, it was a guy pretending to be that chick. I'm surprised the exact pic as the avatar and the eBay ad wasn't a dead giveaway for people here.
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    I must hand it to you all. I have not seen the Bonfire go full retard in a while. This made me laugh quite well this afternoon. Silly noobs.
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    Could have fooled me. Girl, I think you have problems you arent even aware of yet. Well, you are the new girl. You have a lot to learn. Why would I be angry? I have new gear, a great job and plenty of money to jump whenever I want. And you don't... maybe you should take the role as the angry one. Winnar?
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    Bwahahaha. This is cracking me up at work.
  24. wildcard451
    Good points Dave. I'm almost 7 years and 1000 jumps in and, withthe exception of jumpsuits/altimiters/goggles/and the new Katana I bought this year, I have never owned a piece of brand new gear. My first rig was $1900 at 27 jumps. Jumped it for 200 jumps. The container is now in the hands of a newer jumper, the main as well, and I think even the cypres has a year left on it. I'm just about to sell my second rig and buy, guess what, someone else's hand me down. Well maintained gear lasts a damned long time in this sport.
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    Where along your training did you get the idea this is a cheap sport? Quit whining. Things take money to make them happen.