wildcard451

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  1. I'll jump with anyone from coach status on. That being said, if you have 30 jumps, a brand spanking new A and come up to me asking to exiting in a HD flower and work on some sit flying, well, first I am gonna laugh, then I am gonna suggest somehting a little more appropriate and maybe with a more appropriate jumper to reach those goals. Wow, I just made a sensible, non-sarcastic reply. Note the date and time. Seriously though, don't be an idiot and I will jump with you. Try to kill me on a jump and it may be a while before I jump with you again.
  2. Most people can only concentrate on one thing at a time.
  3. how can you hate that show?? everybody can relate to one episode?? what's everyone's favorite... I have to say, the soup nazi may be my favorite, of course the bet is pretty good too we alreadyhad this discussion the other day. it is very easy to hate that show.
  4. "Stupid post"? I bet you don't like the twisted orange slice on the side of your steak when it's served. Your parachute probably doesn't have any color in it. Damn, ya got me.
  5. Warning? where? had I not looked back in here I never would have known. Sorry people have a thin skin in here today. Oh well. grats on flexing the new muscle bro! See you out at SGC if I can ever make it back out there.
  6. Yeah dude, we should def use curtains at movies because holy shit we might see.......A BLANK SCREEN. A curtain is just a great way to blank screen a live performance. Therefore curtain = not needed at movies. And once again i have come to the rescue of another stupid post today.
  7. Would I completely ruin the party if I added that I will be in town from the 29th-2nd? It would be the 27th but I have a wedding.... So who's up for entertaining me?
  8. A friend passed this one to me. I figuerd i would share with you all. And here all this time they said stupidity wasn't contagious...
  9. Next time just cock your head to the side when she starts talking, then shrug your shoulders and quietly walk away when she becomes more than you care to tolerate. When she freaks out about you being rude, kepe ignoring her. See how long you can do this before you just crack up laughing. It's a fun little game. trust me.
  10. Oh yeah, some days I actually miss the suds and his needle dick sidekick.
  11. Got a text from them today. Made me smile. Haven't seen 'em in far too long.
  12. might save him money in the long run linz you're bad.
  13. I never claimed I had any faith in the intelligence of the american people . Larry David is a funny guy, good writer and all that. Seinfeld is a babbling moron that makes me cringe the moment he opens his mouth. Here's a life lesson for you: Just because we think the shows sucks while you would happily kneel before him for his money shot is not a reason to get your panties in a wad. Life will go on. Yeah, there's my wisdom for the night.
  14. mac and cheese, turkey, mashed potatoes no gravy and steamed carrots. All prepared by our finest gov't food service employees. Yay.
  15. Welp, there goes any chance of anyone ever mistaking you for intelligent.
  16. enough to keep me happy : a big fat 0 : for my first ICU call. edit: and another for not killing anyone.