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I thought it had to do with hair folicles being stimulated. However, I know most of my female friends can't stand it when a guy does that to them. I have other places to put my hands anyways. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

DAMN...I wish I could go. Freaking body not liking me right now. GRRRR --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

If I could get off 90% of the time with oral sex I'd be happy. I'm more of a 10% I get off 90% I end up changing rolls and going down on her. Oral just doesn't do it for me. I enjoy it...but very few women are willing to give you head for more than 30 minutes or longer. Except this one girl....hmmmmm --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

I gotta detox. I'm about dead today. Those shows poop me out. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Judging by your Avatar I can see why. You have a certain advantage with that schnoz. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

you forgot handbags. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Never heard it called that before. THAT put a definite smile on my face. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

You're a hoot. Good ole natural sleep and 9 hours of it worked for me --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Just got done playing a 3 hour show...and it was what happened right after the end of the show that has me so down...so I think music will only have somber conotations right now It's 4am where I am and I live RIGHT next to the ghetto. I could have much worse problems if I went on a 30 min run at this hour

So I'm probably in one of my worst moods I've been in in a while. Gimme some tactics on making myself feel better about current situations. Cheers, joe --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Marion...You Rock My World. Thanks so much for showing up this evening to the show. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. --joe --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

:) Just don't let anyone know you are in posession of one and you'll be straight. Or you can do a one time fix...at least for a few weeks, by getting a straight perm. .02 --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

I don't know any "innocent" skydivers. I call BS on that --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

I had a swedish friend who made a similar mistake. He had just moved to the states and saw a sign that said Krispy Kream Doughnuts. And he said to us " what are Dognuts???" --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

I like the idea of buying used. I know being a smaller female it makes it kinda hard to find gear but even still it shouldn't be a big problem. I freefly but I've seen a lot of people at my DZ jump full face even when they FF. So to kill two birds with one stone get the full face...unless you're certain you want to go into FFing. The ProTrack and Dytter I'd say you can find good deals if you look around. They are just extras though. You shouldnt need a dytter or protrack if you are altitude aware. I confess ever since I got my protrack I look at my altimeter half as much. I can tell you that a pilot flies similar to the Sa2 and it's cheaper...but PD is probably one of the finest companies I've ever dealt with in my life...and I'm a consultant and have the opportunity to deal with a lot of companies. That being said, I paid the extra money and went with PD because of their service. So yeah that answers the Reserve question too. PD-R is the way to go. Jump suits are great to buy new because they will be measured to fit you...decide on FF or RW before you buy your jumpsuit though. If you decide on FF consider Ouragan Suits. I think they're excellent and very purty too. :) I'm a low number jumper like you but I research like a madman when I make purchases. I must have demoed 8 different canopies before going with the Sa2. And for my buying a helmet came down to my sheer head size not allowing me to purchase any helmet other than the mindwarp. As far as goggles falling off...I wear gatorz under my open face and they don't fall off. :) Have fun small framed female skydiver. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Hey Ya'll it's sunny outside. LETS GO JUMP!!! Did you see it supposed to be sunny on Saturday with a 20% chance of rain. What's this Ivan doing?? -joe --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

This isn't a mistranslation rather than my parents language barrier. So to sum up the story first. I play the cello and my dad is a minister and he'd always ask me if I wanted to pRay in church sometime...and when he was giving a service in English he'd always say "Let us pLay". I always thought it was funny my dad couldn't just switch the L and R and get the correct words. :) --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

I don't think I need to put anything into my body to make me any crazier. Or stupider for that matter. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

OH lord...that's a hoot! --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Grover on Ecstasy You're funny, you're loveable, you're entertaining, you like to call yourself "Super Grover!"--You're obviously on ecstasy. But that's why we love you. Be careful, ok? Oh Lord...too bad I have yet to try ANY drugs. Am I missing out? --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Here are some funny mistranslations I heard. Como se llamas? Translation: Where are your llamas. Que hora es? Translation: Where are the prostitutes. You guys got any other good "lost in translation" muckups? --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

You can do it. Ellis you too...you guys should come. The Library is on Franklin Street in Chapel Hill. It's across from the Bank of America Building and Peppers Pizza . --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

You better be there. I'll buy YOU a shot if you come man. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

Retro Adidas Jacket. And Jeans...Commando of course. Actually I can't remember the last time I didn't go commando????? Yes I jump commando. Just make sure the twins are in one room. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"

It's not the size of the package that counts...it's what's in it..??? Does that sound a little gross to you?? Maybe it's way to late to be awake. --joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find"