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I'm a recovering alcoholic sober 8 years now. I've read the big book cover to cover many times and frankly I dont recall anything in there that would excuse your rudeness. *** 8 years and you dont know what page 449 is???? I am pissed at stupidity, lack of effort, people who jump on the bandwagon, followers not leaders....

its a free world, what harm is a bit of banter. Its good to lock horns now and again, keeps the blood pumping! *** Dam straight. To many sensitive people. Life is not all about spread the love. Guess what the truth hurts at times....

I would be happy to read the passages you are referring me to if you would include the title of the text you are referring to. *** Ask Bill W.

Watch yoursefl there cool Kat. Michele is a very Loved individual on this forum. You do not want to get on her bad side. She knows many people. Life could become unpleasant for you.*** HA is this a threat? If so bring it on. Michele is very loved? Umm how many people do you love that are on a public forum? She might be respected and she and i are both entilted to our opinions.

Dude, perhaps your physical body has grown to adulthood but it seems that it left the rest behind. I dont think you are in a position to judge someone elses maturity, if I can use your comments as a measure of your own maturity. ***\ who are you to judge me? go to page 449 section 2 you will get the clue then my friend.... 3rd addition....

I'm real pissed...someone's telling my girlfriend all this shit about me that's not true and making my girlfriend want to break up...why do people do this? this girl's saying all this shit about me and my ex...and she doesn't even know my ex OR me! *** You want the dam truth, can you handle it? Here it is. People back stable, talk shit, spread rumors, etc why? Because that is human nature. Someone is jealous of you or your girl friend for some reason. People, back stab, talk shit to try to get ahead or to take the easy way, get used to this it is a way of life. Hell in business people will do anything to get a leg up on the competition, shit DZ'S bash other DZ'S. Don't jump at that place the do drugs, or they do not have safe planes. I tell it like it is, sorry for the soft skinned but in life one needs to grow up and face reality, life is not fair you get out of it what you put into it. People are people.... There are many fish in the ocean dump her and more on...

I have to understand it! If I wake up late, miss my train, have to drive in, and the Dan Ryan is 35 mins from 95th to the circle, I'm taking the Skyway! If you have the ability to block out what you don't need finely tuned, traffic reports are helpful.*** I have come to the conclusion one must be on the road by 6am and leave the office after 7pm....

Very cool, every kid wants to get into the that book.

oh, and 85 miles an hr is a requirement except for the one jackoff who always rides in the left lane doing 60. *** You will like the new Illinois law then. If you are in the left lane and someone is coming up on you, you must change lanes for the car to pass or you will be ticketed. Goes into effect next year.....

That's as out-of-date as a Naperville road map... It's been "US Cellular Field" all year. *** To a true Chicagoan it is and always will be Comisky

Bronze Rat............ A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotics, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking he decided he must have it. He asked the owner, "How much for the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat. One hundred dollars for the story," said the owner. The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat. You can keep the story." As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and they were following him down the street. This was disconcerting. He began trotting. Within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were squealing. He ran toward the bay. He looked around and saw that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, they were squealing loudly, and they were coming toward him fast. Scared, he ran to the edge of the bay and threw the bronze rat as far out into the bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the bay after it, and they all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "you have come back for the story?"... "No," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Jesse Jackson"

I dunno....maybe this is a real issue to him? Who're you (or anyone) to say what is a real issue to Adam? How about not posting on a thread you don't see fit to contribute to? How about not posting this crap? Just a thought. *** Ok Mom. How about this...Call Dr. Phil ...... A question like this one is something i would see out of a kid in the 8th or 9th grade...Not an adult..

i'm real pissed...someone's telling my girlfriend all this shit about me that's not true and making my girlfriend wanna break up...why do people do this? this girl's saying all this shit about me and my ex...and she doesn't even know my ex OR me! *** Dude how old are you? Highschool bigtime. Talk about a real issues not this crap.

First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Chi-ca-go, or Cha-ca-ga depending on if you live North or South of Roosevelt Rd. Next, if your road map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy new one. If in Naperville and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Chicago has its own version of traffic rules... "Hold on and pray." There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Chicago. We all drive like that. All directions start with, "I-94"... which has no beginning and no end. The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 2 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic. Construction on Northwest Tollway is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment. We had sooooo much fun with that we have added Elgin, O'Hare and the I-355 to the mix. All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we're in Cicero!" If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect. Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators. All old ladies with blue hair in Mercedes have the right of way. Period. First Ave, LaGrange Rd, NW Highway, all mysteriously change names as you cross intersections (these are only a FEW examples). If asking directions in Cicero you must have knowledge of Spanish. If in Bridgeport, Mandarin Chinese will be your best bet. If you stop to ask directions on the West or South side you better be armed. A trip across town (east to west) will take a minimum of four hours, although many north/south freeways have un-posted minimum speeds of 75. The minimum acceptable speed on the Dan Ryan is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy. The wrought iron on windows near Englewood and Austin is not ornamental. The Congress expressway (Ike) is our daily version of NASCAR. The Dan Ryan is called "The Death Trap" for two reasons: "death" and "trap." If it's 100 degrees, It's Taste of Chicago. If it's 10 degrees and sleeting/snowing, It's opening day at Comisky Park. If it's rained 6 inches in the last hour, the Western open Golf Classic is in the second round. If you go to the Wrigley Field pay the $25.00 to park in the "Cubs Lot". Parking elsewhere could cost up to $2500 for damages, towing fees, parking tickets, etc. If some guy with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard, run over him. Chicago, there's no place like it! You might be from Illinois if.... * You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois. * You become irate at people who do. * You measure distance in minutes. (SO?) * You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Plaines." (You got it!) * Your school classes were canceled because of the cold. * Your school classes were canceled because of the heat. * You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. * Stores don't have sacks, they have bags. (DUH!) * You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with," (is there something wrong with this)? * You can locate Illinois on the United States map. * Your idea of a great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice. * When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say "It was different." * You carry jumper cables in your car. * You drink "pop." (Exactly) * You realize that I-290, I-90, I-94, and I-294 are all different roads. * You refer to any interstate highway as "the tollway". * You know the names of the interstates: Stevenson, Kennedy,Eisenhower, Dan Ryan. * You refer to anything South of I-80 as "Southern Illinois". * You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake". * You refer to Chicago as "The City". * No matter where you are, when you hear the term "Downtown" you immediately assume they're talking about Downtown Chicago. * You have two favorite football teams: The Bears, and anyone who beats the Packers. * You buy "The Trib". * You know what goes on a Chicago Style Hot Dog. * You know what Chicago Style Pizza REALLY is. * You know why they call Chicago "The Windy City". * You understand what "lake-effect" means. * You know the difference between Amtrak and Metra, and know which station they end up at. * You have ridden the "L". * You can distinguish between the following area codes: 847, 630, 773, 708, 312, & 815. * You know what the phone number is to Empire Carpet. (588-2300 E M P I R E!!)

Dumbass.

My Wave.....SurfPunks.......

Suicide is very serious. Many people who have a drinking or drug problem talk about suicide, the problem is most of them do it. I know this for a fact. I am in a 12 step recovery program and have been for some time. In the last 3 years I can name 23 people who have killed themselves. Just last week, a great lady, 30 years old ,with 2 kids killed herself. She drank to much lost her husband, then her kids, all do to the drinking. she though she was hopeless. Instead of getting her life together she took the easy way out. Pretty fucked up. Take the shit very serious. She was drunk when she did this too. So if people are talking about it they are crying out for help BIG TIME.

A friend of mine had a bag lock malfunction a few weeks ago. It landed in a wheat field after he cut away. They spent days trying to locate it. His canopy was still stuck in the bag on the way down and they weren't sure of the exact location. It ended up in waist high wheat. I'm sure they were within 50 yards of it at times. It finally went through the farmer's combine ruining his canopy. Too bad he didn't have this system......Steve1 *** Could a pilot have done a fly by over the field?

Just knock off its horns and wipe its ass.

Nice tummy in that dress...NOT

Dont drink the water.

Here is an old photo of the boys and the scub bag dictator Suddam

I started jumping 4 years ago and still dont have one.

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Thanks. Dam good crew