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No biggie my 6 year old had it done.

I am not sure on Tattoos yet... I am still thinking. My Dad always said (against for sure) that if a guy has a tattoo it proves he has been drunk at least one time in his life.*** sober everytime. 8 and counting...

OK

> what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat > this message. > > > > Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) > > > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of > a plan for peace. So, here's one plan: > > > > 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in > their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, > Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We > will never "interfere" again. > > > > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, > starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They > don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No > one sneaking through holes in the fence. > > > > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs > together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 > days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, > regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them. > > > > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited > to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist > nation would be allowed in. NO ONE! If you don't like it there, > change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be > available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. > > > > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. > If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. > > > > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient > energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources > of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the > Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. > The Sierra Club, etc. will have to deal with it. > > > > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a > barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place > else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About > a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) > > > > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the > world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or > whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides > most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The > people who need it most get very little, if anything. > > > > 9. We will ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some > place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. > Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or > lockup for illegal aliens. > > > > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, > no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. > > > > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? > > > > The Statue of Liberty will no longer say 'Give me your poor, > your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free.' > > > > She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

I hate girls. *** No worries. There are enough gays on this site you can hook up with. Sorry i am not one of them

True.....but at least the crime rate is lower and I don't have to sit in traffic while experiencing the stench of the city.*** Sure the crime rate is lower you have less people. I have traveled all over this country, by far Chicago is one of the cleanest cities

I get wood from it. Same reason people give the old "high 5" Gets ya pumped before ya jump...

That's how I think of the entire city of Chicago. Exactly why I moved to Cleveland instead.*** No comparision. Cleveland is a total dump, the place smells... The dump comment was for the gay hood part oF Chicago.

HELL YES....GO CUBS.....

Here are a few.

All because nobody was up for a stimulating conversation? *** You trying to get anyone involved in some bullshit marketing scam is not stimulating. Check back when you are retired from this great program of yours...

Cool pictures. Hope ya did not get sick in India.

Chicago's gay neighbourhood. Starts around Belmont (3200N) and Halsted (800W). LOTS of fun. *** If you are gay. Otherwise a dump... My Opinion...

Do you home work first. Any good tattooist will draw up the design, they put it on. Remember this is for life so get something you want. Don’t get something other people want you to get, be original too. Check out the local shops in your area and go from there... P.S. They get addictive very fast....

Some are still in rehab...*** Rehab is for the weak minded, the spinless of this planet, the ones with no stones.....

Get a copy of the Reader. Depends on what you are looking for. Do you want to live in the boys town, the gold coast, on the outskirts of the city? What intrest you?

Go with this hottie.....

Not a good idea.

Heartattack at 54.

Brian, You guys would be better of with a transtesticle..

The Singer. Just happened..

DEAD. BUMMER

whocares.

I will wait for the dvd to come out.

Well, neither took it that way and now I have lost the friendship of two people who mean the world to me. I am literally trembling right now. *** If you lost a friend because of a joke you posted on the internet they don't sound like friends to me.