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  1. jeiber

    Mensa members?

    If it's a perfect circle, zero angles. Logic anomaly: 1/3 * 3 = 1 right? 1/3 = .3333(infinity) right? .3333(infinity) * 3 = .99999(infinity) hmmmmm. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  2. jeiber

    Mensa members?

    That seemed too obvious... figured it was a distractor... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  3. jeiber

    Mensa members?

    Yeah, I didn't make it that far... my attention span only made it to #13. Damn ADD... What's the answer to #10. It's the only one I couldn't figure out. Probably overlooking the obvious, but I'm not getting the question.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Mensa members?

    http://www.mensa.org/workout2.php Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  5. Yeah, remember that one time when we.... oh nevermind. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  6. I have to say, that is really cool! You've inspired me to try it myself this weekend. I just wonder how long my laptop battery will last while doing this... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  7. Typically no... If I (we?) am REALLY drunk, then sometimes it happens, getting caught up in the moment and all. Otherwise, no. Kissing is an emotional thing. My first FF started getting feelings (I think because we didn't have 'rules'), so it had to end. Since then, no kissing.... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  8. Yeah, been trying to get the stains out of it... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  9. Yeah, just clicked on the link and got the corporate 'warning page'.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  10. Now that you mention it... I guess guys put up with more on a DZ, simply because of the limited selection. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  11. Drama queens tend to be hot... The fat/ugly ones learn pretty quick that nobody's gonna put up with their crap... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  12. Credits to you, Chuck! Only decent picture of me 'working' that I have. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  13. Yes, I'm kidding about her being fat. She's got a great body. As far as professional models go, I'm really not crazy about her face (seriously). But I'd still do her...
  14. You sissy... don't forget to iron your skirt for the party! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  15. Sadly, thou speaketh the truth.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  16. I spend my day trying to come up with solutions for impossible problems, that were created by other friggin' people. It's a good thing my window doesn't open here, 20 stories up. I've already tried twice today.... I like the paycheck..... Tomorrow I'll probably be back to loving my job... Just having a rough day today... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  17. Here eyes are too far apart... and they're all squinty, like she's stoned. Besides, she's fat and is wearing an ugly ass bikini. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  18. I agree. The 'burden of proof' is definitely a burden. Then, once all the time and money is spent convicting the person, they only get community service, or a suspended sentence?! What a waste.... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  19. Definitely. No guy has any business getting marries until he's 29 or 30. We're simply too immature, and not ready to settle down. Women aren't much better, but they figure things out a little quicker than us men. Women are pretty much idiots until they turn 26 or 27. As far as I go, yeah, I'd actually like to get married. I've lived the single live enough that I think I can look back with no regret. If I'm having a hard time finding a decent woman now, when I'm a young 33, I can't imagine how difficult it'll be when even more of the good ones are taken at 43. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  20. Oh man, it's gonna be one of those weekeneds, I see. I'm going to start hydrating now. And there will be a new Caravan to there to initiate!
  21. And ya still love me! You voted 'yes', didn't ya?! J ps- call me Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  22. Sorry, you're payin' for rent, Swoop! In cash, that is! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  23. Sorry, no kissing and telling here! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  24. A Grand Caravan, covered packing area, and kick ass people aren't good enough for ya? It's ok, we don't want you anyway! Oh yeah, there are alot less weather holds there, than at DeLand! The sex in better in Palatka, too!
  25. Maybe... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!