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  1. jeiber
    I can understand the above scenarios, but what about in my example, where it's husband and wife, or boyfriend and girlfriend? Girl: 'Pleeeaaase, will you put up my ceiling fan for me?' Guy: 'I'll do it if you give me some'. Is that prostitution? What if they're married or in a committed relationship? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    When I was in basic at Ft. Benning, we saw some recruits in a different batallion with colored cards - rumor was they were 'stress cards'. Didn't see or hear anything official though. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Hmmm. 'consideration' seems to be an extremely vague term. Following the letter of the law, there are alot of seemingly harmless situations where a cohabitating couple would actually be engaging in prostitution, and/or soliciting prostitution. Interesting... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    I wouldn't see it as debt, it would be a 'pay as you go' deal. I'd know that any time I wanted to stop having sex, and start paying $1000/mo, the option is there. If I could just hook up with someone at my bank, and have my mortgage paid for each month, I think I'd be all over that! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Dude! You're right! I just realized that number will never occur again, for all eternity! Ahhh, man. I just ruined it for everybody by posting! [sigh] I feel like such an idiot... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    We'll just say 'average looking'. Somebody you wouldn't really look twice at, but at the same time, not ugly. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    That's actually a relief hearing that from you, Jay! Damn! I can't edit the poll... that would have been a great option to have! Hmmm. I wonder how many votes I'd get under the 'only if you're the landlord' option! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    I have a fealing these poll results are going to be REALLY lopsided! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Based on a thread started in the SC, would you discretely have sex with a landlord or roommate in return for free room and board? We'll assume that monthly rent would normally run ~$1000 a month. Marriage and live in boy/girlfriends don't count! Full story here: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2159059#2159059 Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Just out of curiosity, is this considered prostitution? If not: I have two spare bedrooms (furnished) for rent in the North Florida area - 10 minutes from the beach. Ammenities include waterfront property, use of waverunner, hot tub, stocked bar, and wireless internet access. 20 minutes from local Cessna DZ, 60 minutes from Caravan DZ. Applicants must be female, attractive, in shape, and willing to put out. 'Rent' is due daily. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Yeah, you're right. I'm just thinking back to how I got drawn into the linux/unix stuff - same reasons as him. Heard alot about RedHat, so I installed it. Years later, curiosity still has me poking around, trying to make things work. I started trying to learn the stuff so I could just be more knowledgable in front of customers. I dunno if it worked or not! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    I think one of these days Mother Earth is going to get sick of the abuse and give humanity a very rude wake up call... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    yummy! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  14. jeiber
    'light' window managers are also light on support and documentation. Yup, and he'll be getting exactly that... a 130MB operating system... If he's looking for something just to play with, those are fine solutions. If he's looking for something he can talk about in a job interview, I think the major OS's would yield more valuable experience. Agreed. They're all easy to install. Now recompile the Kernel, install Apache with PHP and MySQL support. Oh yeah, lock it down while you're at it. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  15. jeiber

    subsonic ammo

    jeiber replied to briguy's topic in Speakers Corner

    'Look out, she's comin' right for us!' - Uncle [somebody] from SouthPark Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Hmmm, I wonder if God is a virgin? If he's all powerful, wouldn't he want to at least have sex once? Awwe shit... now I'm going to hell again... dammit, now I gotta go do another good dead to make up for this one. Alright, 5:00, I'm headed to the bars. Maybe I can save some innocent girl from her virginity, as my good deed. Shit... goin' to hell for that one too... now I gotta find ANOTHER good deed to do. [sigh] Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    subsonic ammo

    jeiber replied to briguy's topic in Speakers Corner

    Reminds me of a joke I heard once... Anyway, subsonic ammo, the assassin's bullet of choice! Perfect for home defense and 'throw down' guns. Easy to to explain why nobody heard the first gunshot, prior to a lethal defense! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Only if ya' spank it first! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  19. jeiber
    Hmmm, I wonder what our grandparents used as sex toys? You know, before plastic and C cell batteries. Cucumbers, maybe? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  20. jeiber
    I'm a perfect example of a 'sensitive male'. I'm caring, compassionate, and sympathetic to the feelings of others. I have thin skin, so it's in my nature to be kind, and love everyone. I don't understand why people are so cruel sometimes. If we could all just learn to get along and love one another, nobody would need to have thick skin. Smile! Be Happy!
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    LMAO! Only you GFD! Oh my Gawd!! People are coming into my cube to see what I'm laughing at! Now that I've drawn attention to my slacking today, I actually have to work! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  22. jeiber
    I know you served, we had this discussion about 6 months ago. I was referring to the vast majority of of people that hold your same views - such as the authors of the websites you repeatedly reference. I put the word 'typically' in there just to cover myself against your response. I believe you mentioned the same website then as well. It's a very 'fair and balanced' website. Right up there with http://www.smirkingchimp.com/ Uh, yeah... ok... you've got me convinced, only Democrats have a sparkling military career, even Bill Clinton is listed on there as honorably volunteering to sign up for the draft lottory. Stop and smell the crap you're shovelling.... sheesh, anybody with an ounce of common sense can see the bias on that page. Of course they're going to twist the truth, mislead, and omit, it's the democratic way! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    Hmmm, this goes well with my retirement thread... Sheesh, what's the bonfire coming to? Today is certainly a change from talking about boobs and skydiving cats! I really like that pyramid of success - anybody know if there's a printer friendly version of that around? I'd like to hang it in my office. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  24. jeiber
    Nah, Spanish! I'll bring you along Skymama! As long as you don't mind sharing me! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
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    If you don't mind sharing the name of that area, please PM me! Hopefully it's near the beach? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!