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Condoms. Honest to God, I had a Chow Chow that ate used condoms. Not even the flavored kind, either. Of course we didn't feed them to him, but there was more than one occassion where he got ahold of one. The funniest part was that condoms don't digest well (balloons don't either, BTW). It came most of the way out, then got stuck, so the dog's running around the yard with a condom hanging out it's butt. I can just imagine what the neighbors were thinking. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ok, jackass... for over four hours last night, I'm thinking to myself, 'how am I entertaining myself', as I'm working on the Camaro (again) and getting more and more pissed every time I think it. All because of this stupid thread! Then, just as I finish putting everything back together, I realize I forgot to put some parts back in. I can't put them in without taking everything back apart... Needless to say, nothing went right the whole night. I think the neighbors are pretty pissed that I've been working on it so late. Now I'm probably gonna get another letter from the homeowners association. Edited to attach picture... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Hmmmm. Beer... Ok... it's close enough to 5! Your post reminds me, need to look into buying a still.... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yeah, creepers make it easier to load the plane as well. I wonder how hard it would be to 'ride' and engine block and transmission in freefall. Now THAT would be fast! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Worked on the Camaro. Got pissed off because I couldn't get the hood lined back up. Worked on the Cobra. Got pissed off because I'm missing a part. Ate dinner. did laundry. Went to bed. What a boring ass life. Doing it all over again tonight. [sigh] -Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'm in, just need a couple weeks notice to get a ticket.... not sure what I have to contribute junk wise though. wait a minute, I know! Anyone want to take bets on how fast an engine block will fall? Not the whole cars, just the engine block; and maybe a transmission attached.

Get back in the kitchen and cook me a pot pie! Jeff ps- Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Fat girls try harder! Unfortunately, I'm content with the lazy hot ones.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Out of her house and into some skydivers pad! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I never would have pegged you as a Raiders fan! I guess it's kind of fitting, an attorney favoring a team of convicts! GO JAGS!!!!! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

What the?!?! You're serious? There are mosquitos in the desert?! Damn, that was one of the reasons I was going to move out west - to get away from these mosquitos! And now I'm hearing it actually gets humid in AZ??? I think someone's screwin' with me... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Just last night. You like? LOL Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Nice and single.... not necessarily a bad thing though; I get to skydive whenever I want now! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ah yes, 'El Roca Blanca'! Nobody's called me that in quite a while! Jeff ps- I'm thinkin' about shavin' my head. Maybe I should start a poll.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Depends on the weather. If it's nice, I may show up for a while Saturday, otherwise I'm taking the weekend off to do responsible stuff. Let me know if you're comin' through Jax, we'll grab beer at that hole in the wall we were at last time. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'd be content with a girl wearing one of my t-shirts and any kind of underwear (as long as it's clean). The matching stuff looks great in pictures though.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I've been thinking about moving there! Suburb of Phoenix. I was going to go out to visit later this year when the weather is coolor, but maybe I should experience the summer heat as well... At least it's not humid, like here in Florida! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Here ya go! The one with my friend Megan is probalby about 6 months old, but the others were taken within the past couple weeks. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

The why not stick with the Sabre2, or demo a Pilot? I purchased a Pilot for on-heading openings when doing bigways. I expected a real dog, since I had been jumping my Katana, and a Stiletto before that. but was pleasantly surprised by the Pilot's flight characteristics. I've never jumped a Sabre2. I agree with you. I have a few jumps on a KA-135, and the openings have been absolutely perfect. However it's VERY high performance, at least loaded 2:1, I don't know it's characteristics under lighter loadings, but imagine it's still pretty aggressive and unforgiving. I put a few jumps under a Pilot 170 a while back, and it opened and landed great, slightly better than the Sabre2 (even though I'm a PD fan). I've got ~275 jumps on a Sabre2 190. Again, good openings, but tended to dive on opening a little bit more than the above Pilot. Great landings, more responsive, and slightly more aggressive than the smaller Pilot. As Ian said, the Katana isn't for everyone. I thought I was ready for it - until I jumped one. I've put a few jumps on a Stiletto 135, and the difference between it and a Katana 135 is amazing. You really can't even compare the two... Just my 2cents.

You forgot $money$ - or is that 'cheddah'? Tall, short, skinny, fat... money trumps all! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I wonder if this idea would work: All checks have bank routing information on the bottom, correct? This year I'm going to write down the routing numbers for the IRS, off my refund check. I'll give these guys 'my' bank information alright. I only wish I could be there to see the look on their face when the FBI shows up at their door! Just an idea. Dunno if it would work... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Porn. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

This is NOT - I repete - NOT to be read as: I NEED ATTENTION - I HAVENT GOTTEN ENOUGH TODAY AND I WANT MORE!!! DAMMIT!!!! Girl - please . . . just post your boobies - it's not quite as clandestined. [snicker] Boobies? Please send the link! Haven't seen hers. Yet.

Are you talking true hallucination, where I actually see things that aren't really there, or more of a transe? I've only hallucinated during sex, with the help of prescription meds, washed down with alot of Robitussin. There are actually books written about hypnosis and sex. I've successfully done it before, but nowhere near being able to do it on demand. I just need to practice more - any volunteers? Jeff ps- FYI the sex is AWESOME when it works!

His parents were probably smart enough to bank most of the money he made, knowing he'll be a 'one hit wonder'. I would guess he has a trust fund to draw from, and now doesn't have to worry about doing gay porn to pay the bills in a few years. Either that, or mom and dad stole all his money and spent it on blow... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!