jeiber

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  1. I think the worst part about your post is that you seem to be proud of what you're doing. I'm a single guy, and I think it's pretty crappy. Just remember, it's tough to walk without kneecaps. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  2. I would take a bipolar, manic depressive, autistic child with ADHD before I'd take a child with Chris Spence Syndrome! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  3. Wow... have we met? Actually, I'm told I have quite a few desirable qualities, but bragging about how great I am isn't really the point of this thread, it's not my style, and above all, it's just plain tacky. Hopefully you'll have a much different opinion of me if we ever meet. Besides, you act as if getting drunk off my ass and (deliberately) acting stupid is my typical behavior (not a word Andrea! not a word! ). I got really drunk. I acted like an ass. I acknowledged it and apologized to her for it. Life goes on... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  4. Well, we work for the same company (different floors, unrelated departments), and we've talked a number of times before, but you're correct, she doesn't really know me. I think she really is a cool chick, but I'm kinda with Wildcard and the rest. Not so much because she's a doormat (some guys are into that), but because she doesn't have a 'strong' personality. I really need someone that can keep my ass in line - a voice of reason, if you will. That's kind of why I'm attracted to the attorney chick. Oh yeah, it looks like that problem has solved itself for the moment. Talked to attorney chick's friend, who told me she's interested, but just got out of a serious relationship a couple weeks ago, and is still talking to the guy in hopes of working things out. I think I'm going to hang back and see what happens there... for now anyway. Maybe she'll need a shoulder to cry on. Anyway, I gotta think a little more about the other girl. I'm kinda split on both sides. There's nothing attractive (or respectable) about a doormat, but being a cool chick is worth serious points too. All I know is it's 8:30pm, and I'm still hung over from last night. Damn I wish I would have puked... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  5. Shhhhhhh!!!!! Jeez, you're going to ruin it by saying things like that! Now no girl is going to want me! I wish I could respond to everyone's comments, I'm just looking over them and laughing. I was actually expecting some punishment, but hey, she's not pissed, and all your comments have me laughing, so hey, it is what it is. Tomorrow night should be interesting as well. Turns out, one of my female friends made friends with her last night. Looks like she's going to the Jaguars game with us. Great, right? Not really - the other girl (that I'm interested in) I just met last night is going to the game as well. This is going to be an interesting weekend... I'm going to start another thread on this, I dunno what to do. [sigh] Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  6. You know I'm not normally like that. Oh, and let me clarify, when I said I forgot her name, it was one of those moments, where you start talking, then pause for a second too long (while thinking of the name) before you actually say their name. Time for more coffee and water... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  7. Yes, she was a very cool chick. I sent her an email apologizing. I just got an email back from her, telling me not to worry about it, 'it happens to the best of us'. She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  8. I know, it's hard to believe. It's even harder to believe I was drunk.... here's the story, read it and please tell me what an ass I am. Even though I know it, I still need to hear it - kind of a twisted form of confession, I guess. Invited a girl out to happy hour with me and my friends, then spent most of the night talking to another girl. I decided it would be a good idea to drink vodka tonics instead of beer to cut carbs. Drank vodka tonic like it was beer; and on an empty stomach. Needless to say I was extremely drunk. Proceeded to: - forget her name - later call her by the wrong name - tried to guess her age. I guessed too high - bought myself drinks and didn't even ask her if she wanted anything - asked her what her interests and hobbies were; at least half a dozen times. (same answer each time, BTW) - she ordered a water, took a drink, and I drank the rest Then, to top the night off, I went to the bathroom and tried to make myself throw up (couldn't). For some reason I felt the need to tell her what I did. She asked, 'you're so drunk you threw up?', and I responded with, 'no, I just used my finger'. Then realized she had my hand in hers. She was kinda grossed out. After all that, she let me crash in her spare bedroom because I couldn't drive home. Left in the morning without even exchanging numbers. Now I gotta go be meet with clients the rest of the day with a smile on my face. Need to find some more BC powder. I don't know what's worse, the hangover or the embarassment. Well, let me have it... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  9. -- Existing home sales down 4.1% in July, Reuters reports; weaker than expected. -- New home sales slump 4.2% to 1.07 million annual rate, Reuters reports; weaker than forecast. Both from CNN breaking news. Seems like I've been getting similar email reports over the past couple months. Sure sounds like a trend to me... Let's look at the economics here. Interest rates have been at record lows, so everybody who could buy or refi, did. Interest rates are now higher. Why would somebody give up their existing house, just to move into something the same size, but pay more every month? Homebuilders have been building like mad, trying to keep up with the demand, due to the low interest rates. So now we have all these homes (high supply) and high(er) interest rates (low demand). My opinion - it's gonna get worse over the next 6 months, then level off. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  10. You're a racist asshole for even suggesting such a thing! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  11. Sorry, I have absolutely no sympathy for people who crash parties, then cause problems. Even if this guy wasn't causing problems, there's just something unwise about crashing a party, and getting so drunk you pass out. Anytime my friends and I have crashed a party, we're typically on our best behavior, and try to promote having a good time. Back in college, I learned that crashing a party and causing problems got you kicked out; or got your ass kicked, then kicked out... Pain's a great teacher. The way I look at it, if this guy shows up next year, he'll probably be more welcome since he's paid his dues and contributed to a good time. That is, assuming he wasn't a problem before he passed out. The sociology in skydiving is really fascinating! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  12. Yeah, but admit it, it's such a turn on knowing you might get caught! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  13. jeiber

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    - physically attractive - good personality - intelligent - drug free, non-alcoholic - patient and thoughtful of others No previous employment as a stripper, prostitute, porn star, etc. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  14. f Oh Jeez Mom! What did I tell you about posting on here! And don't think for one second I can't hear you and dad at night... ps- you left those dirty pictures of you and dad on the computer again... nice nurse outfit, mom... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  15. Silver bracelet, with thin black and blue stripes. Looking for a relationship, but don't want to spend my life celibate, until I find 'the one'. I really don't think that makes me a player... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  16. Old news. Everybody's already talked about it. Try to keep in mind that just because you saw it on TV, doesn't mean it's an accurate portrayal of what really happened... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  17. I guess I don't see how they're really in a position to be giving YOU options. I'll say this, assuming that you're friends with them, and want to 'work things out', and stay living there: You pay your rent on time, you're cool to hang out with, and you help out with chores around the house. If you move out, how sure are they that they'll get someone who pays on time? Who doesn't steal their crap? Who doesn't have boyfriend/girlfriend over all the time, essntially living their as well? On top of that, do they really think a 'new' roommate is going to give them money for furniture? I hate to say it, but if you stick around, you're probably gonna get screwed somehow. I'd find a new place to live as soon as possible. Jeff ps- if you put down a deposit, you might want to use it as your last months rent; even when all the legal agreements are made on paper, it's tough to get your deposit back, at least in a timely manner... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  18. If you rotate your thumb 90 degrees, (like your holding a beer bottle, but putting your thumb over the opening), it feels kinda like you're 'bottoming out'. Not my joke, but I've been waiting two weeks to tell it! Sorry Travis! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  19. Damn restraining orders take all the fun out of stalking people! After all, isn't a restraining order just another way of saying 'I love you!'??? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  20. There are seriously 'myspace stalkers'??? My God! How pathetic is this?! People are actually stalking other people online now? What happened to the good 'ol days of driving past houses at all hours of the night, sitting outside somebody's work, or calling on the phone and hanging up? Has society really declined to the point where stalkers are too lazy to pull themselves away from the beloved computers?! Being a stalker is pretty pathetic in itself, but an 'online stalker'? Now that's a whole new breed of loser we're talking about here... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  21. Better yet, get an innertube and tie it to the back of the boat. Ride the innertube, being pulled by the boat! Of course we'll have to obey all marine regulations - I believe a spotter in the boat is required?
  22. Like he needs it! Billy's just about the most likeable person I've ever met! Wish, he would come out and play more though.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  23. All books mentioned so far are good. Two more to add to the shelf: 'Who Moved My Cheese' 'Influence: The Psychology of Pursuasion' - I really like this one. VERY good info. Sorry, don't remember the authors... you can look them up on Amazon though. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  24. Ok, so exactly how bad were these pics? Too funny! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  25. I was that way as a kid. Ate my burgers plain. Didn't like cheese on my pizza either. Would take the cheese off, then put all the other toppings back on. Yeah, I guess I was a pretty wierd kid. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!