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  1. Don't let the door hit you....... My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  2. Try contacting Maya Island Air, they have at least one Air Van. Has a sliding door that can be opened in flight. They flew is for all our demos. Most of all have a good time and be safe. Michael My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  3. And it could be a whole lot worse. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  4. Why would you turn you cypress off? My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  5. Derek, AS8015 Rev. B 4.3.2.5 - "not less than 5 lbf (22.2 N)(applied in the direction requiring the least force), nor more than 22 lbf (97.9 N) ( applied in the direction requiring the greatest force under normal design operations) .... A minimum of 12 pull tests is required." Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  6. Who is giving you the problem? There was a whold herd of Air Force types at Elsinore today. They were jumping MC-4 rigs which are the updated MT1's. Nobody said a word. Try looking inside one of the end cells. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  7. You can exit at 2000 feet with you gear in a normal configuration. If not there is something wrong with you gear. You normally leave the plane with 80/100 mph speed. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  8. Braided nylon has a minimum elongation, stretch, of 20% which can be 100% greater than dacron. But braided nylon is not cool. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  9. Then your tech. library is lacking. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  10. Who ever your friend is, let them know there is life after cancer. There is a group started by a guy in Texas that built an 18 way formation last April/May. Check out this link. http://www.cancer.org/docroot/FPS/content/FPS_1_Survivor_Finds_Blue_Skies.asp?SiteArea= Michael Owens Cancer Survivor Skydiving Team #6 My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  11. Look in Poynter's manual, Vol. II page 79. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  12. If it is the Porter with the polka dots, it was used to fly Jay Stokes. When he was done on the morning of the 12th. the plane was fine. The Porter from Eloy was broke. The pilot from Chicago did one hell of a job, flew his ass off. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  13. Civilian HALO jumps can and are done safely. For a number of years I taught HALO to civilian jumpers at Apple Valley. Our program required a "D" lic. , the chamber and 2 practice jumps with full gear from 12,500. We followed the procedures used in the military and the same equipment. There is alot to learn and alot to remember. It is not just another skydive. The people conducting the opp. had better know what they are doing or you could wake up dead. Having said that you should try it once. The freefall is not any more boring then you are and the view is awesome. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  14. "Hey everyone, I'm stuck down in this hole! Somebody throw me a shovel!" Shovel hell, she's going to need a back hoe just to see daylight. Like the man said, "Missed a real good chance to keep your mouth shut." My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  15. Last year I spent a week there doing demos for Maya Island Air. The people are very friendly but then we were putting on a show for them. The country is very poor and HIV rate is high. We were told while in Belize City, the capital, not to leave the Hotel compound after dark. So of the best diving in the world and the fishing is great. Check the Belize web site, if you retire there with so much coming in you get some kind of break. English is the national language. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  16. When was the last time you were in Texas? My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  17. You realy are dense, I only have 106. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  18. If you take the time to learn how to fly one, those big sinky canopies you can come in steep and do a tipping toe landing. Have done it hundreds of times. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  19. Bill, Lighten up. No one said anything about being disrespectful to the dead. They were discussing what happened years ago. You have seen it done, I have seen it done. You don't have to agree with their actions but unless you are a member of their group you have no right to judge. How in the hell do you get for skydiving in AZ to Nazis? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  20. This is a paper on what happens to some people under stress: http://www.asc2002.com/summaries/i/IP-23.pdf My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  21. I have never seen "parachute tape" sold anywhere. Tape is for wrapping christmas presents. Please hand tac, if you don't have the materials or the skills talk to your rigger. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Jay Stokes!

    He was using quickejector on legs and chest. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
  23. Yes, mjosparky worked ground crew and Jay Stokes is one tough son of bitch. It rained light to heavy on night and everything was soaked including the interior of the A/C. 534 jumps without a function. Hell thats more then Mar does in a week. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Jay Stokes!

    He completed 534 but he did it through a night of light to heavy rain and one plane break down. Right now he is sitting in the snack shop at Elsinore like it was just another day. One hell of a man. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals