Islandcool

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  1. MY GOD! Thats a giant martini glass! Oh... never mind... It only looks like glass. Those damn things are plastic. Ruins the whole martini experience.
  2. ugh... I did it again.
  3. lol Has any one maybe thought it could be an April fools prank? If it isn't it's a good excuse.
  4. Don't know you but I got a big hug for you.
  5. Ow.. I just broke whatever brain I had left. I'm going back to the boobie threads.
  6. Stick one of those asparagus spears in one of those "Ass Rolls" for the awesome visual effect. When it comes to fine dining presentation is key.
  7. Amstel Light out the nose, on the keyboard, and monitor. Thanks guys. Ed, you were already on the shit list. No need to keep trying. Wait.. They're gonna start telling system administrator stories. I'm at the edge of my seat here.
  8. I started doing field work and have been working from a home office for about 8 months now. There are 2 things I dislike about it. 1. I get easily distracted. 2. Fricken lonely. It takes a lot for me to stay focused. I really have to set myself to work mode. That mean getting up at a specific time, shaving, getting dressed, and actually closing my home office door. There is so much non-work related stuff to do that sometimes I fall behind and play catch up later at night. I miss the everyday interaction with people in the office. I moved a few hours away from the main office so I never rarley get to go in anymore. The main benefit is the freedom to be flexible with your time if you can regulate yourself.
  9. Amstel Light out the nose, on the keyboard, and monitor. Thanks guys.
  10. WTH? Hey, to each their own..... I was talking about plates, not people. Relax, it's just funny pics about s'mores and a dead choco bunny. Just messin' with ya. lol
  11. Won't someone please think of getting some new dishware. 1973 called and they want they're dishes back. Who cares what his plates look like? As long as they are clean and hold food should be the only requirements. I'll apply that practical reasoning in every aspect of my life. Thank you for the awareness you have shared with me. Now I'm off to dump my girlfriend. I'll just get something clean with a hole in it instead.
  12. Won't someone please think of getting some new dishware. 1973 called and they want they're dishes back. Clean up that counter too. You're gonna attract ants.
  13. Dude.. From the same company. Did you see this? http://www.podbrix.com/woz_sweepstakes.php
  14. Pat O'Brien the host of entertainment tonight said his decision to go to college was based on a summer job he had. His family all worked for Hormel. His summer job was to shovel out the Spam vat of the stuff that was still stuck in there after it was dumped. I guess you have to go in there with hip waders or something.
  15. oh.. that Danny Elfman.
  16. Dude... I have been an OB fan since they were call "The Mystic knights of Oingo Boingo." lol I will refrain from answering any Oingo Boingo questions as it would not be fair to others and seriously kill this thread. oh yeah I guess I forgot to mention my lithograph of "Dark at the End of the Tunnel" that is signed by every member of the band.
  17. How's that working out for ya? I was thinking about changing careers. Having people to blame flatuance on sounds like a good reason for a career move.
  18. Believe it or not, I -have- smelled a 4-way flyer's fart in freefall. There I was, minding my own business...flying camera for this 4-way team.... ltdiver oh please... now you're telling some tall tales. What's next? JP saying he smelled fart in the wind tunnel? Nope. Not telling tales as all. This skydiver has a very well known reputation for having the most horrendous, smelly farts ever! In fact, he's one of my teammates this year... ltdiver Now you have given me "The quest". I must know who this person is.. and maybe...yes maybe...experience it. Nah.. fuck it. I'm not that interested.
  19. Believe it or not, I -have- smelled a 4-way flyer's fart in freefall. There I was, minding my own business...flying camera for this 4-way team.... ltdiver oh please... now you're telling some tall tales. What's next? JP saying he smelled fart in the wind tunnel?
  20. The worst part is that I have a home office. I don't respect myself enough I guess.