crapflinger2000

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  1. did it help at all? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  2. idaknow... since Oracle is very much un-business casual (i.e. totally casual), I actually had to go out and buy a bunch of jeans and crap. Look, the whole point of the post was based on the fact that I have only ever worn tevas with jeans... I can't quite get away w/ wearing tevas everyday here, so somedays I gotta wear nicer shoes and junk with the jeans and blablablablabla! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  3. I have a rectum Fokker. Can you sodomize me? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  4. Really I only like pre-worn ones.. send me some of yours please... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  5. I do not have to worry about pantyhose... all the pairs I stole from my last GF all have runs in them and are ruined. I am too shy to go the the store and make my own purchase... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  6. Thanks MK and Reb... though words like "coordinate" and "compliment" mean little to me, the rest was very helpful. Probably I shoulda just done a web search huh? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  7. Surely there must be some rule of thumb... "match the entire outfit" carries NO meaning to most male minds I would guess, especially the "outfit" part... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  8. Never mind.... I'll just take my sock frustrations out on the jellyfish if you guys won't help me... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  9. Hey, how do you determine what color socks to wear? I keep thinking I'm getting weird glances at my feet... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  10. I dunno... never really have been clear on what the heck sodomy was.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  11. All I know about her is that she made some movies, got 4 Oscars, and led a long long affair with Spencer Tracy, who was married to someone else with a couple kids. She saw nothing wrong with the last aspect of her relationship with him, since she never intended to "break them up." I guess, "Whatevah, I do what I want!" is not as new as we would like to think... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  12. Happy Birthday you dork-ass!!!!! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  13. I used to have recurring dreams where I would go in with either nothing out, or some mal or something... then I would get up completely unhurt, brush the dirt off, look around all embarrassed to see if anyone saw, and walk back to get on the next load.... funny thing, like 2-3 other people I talked to have had this dream as well... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  14. WHO ARE YOU!?!?!? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  15. Next poster has a much larger penis than the poster above me. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  16. I found a tandem master sitting happily on the bench at 10K with his rsl attached to the little ring of the 3 ring assembly.... fucker didn't even thank me for saving his ass.... has nothing to do with a chest strap, just wanted in on the thread.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  17. I think that in fact the std tony suit velcro tab caused a cut away main to be towed for some appreciable distance not too long ago.... I won't use 'em... have your rigger sew on those tabs on the base of the front riser... works like a charm... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  18. Ain't that the truth... swoopyswoop tore me up good! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  19. I really feel for you man, I hope your boss has some heart and let's you off.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  20. If you run into my aunt's, Vija or Zinta, say hello from me. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  21. Sassy Solano.... actually has a pornstar ring to it, but brings to mind the opposite gender... oh well, if ya want to call me that, go ahead.... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  22. Fuck 'em.... Taking care of the environment takes too much work. Why get all hot and sweaty for a bunch of yuppie split tail bims. They'll probably be more impressed that I hate the environment anyway... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  23. I sure as hell ain't riding up to redwood city. That's like 12 miles or something! That would take like 2 hours or something... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  24. Buncha tree-hugging, otter-scrubbing, hippy crap! Fuck the air... I don't trust anything I can't see. Who are the biggest polluters? The marine mammals, that's who! You wanna spare the air? Let's go clubbing baby! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?
  25. yeah well, I have this reputation I have to live up to and I don't need you having everyone think I am not the awesome chick magnet I am... cool it OK? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?