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Quade, sorry to hear it. But we all knew astrology is bunk anyway. Add me to the list of people who'll gladly buy you a beer at the bombshelter. I prefer the Onion for horoscopes: 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Yeah! Whoever told you that was on the right track! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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PIX software has gotten way too bloated and convoluted in the past few releases, and we've seen all kinds of wacky problems with the configurations. I'd recommend the Netscreen firewalls; they're much easier to configure and perform very well. CCIE#2006 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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What is a Tiny Broaderick award? Congrats! Sorry I didn't get to meet you out there, maybe next time... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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You should make a big sign that says "Moody's Zoo" and put it out front! No, on second thought, that might attract wayward skydivers. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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It's been my (admittedly limited) experience that Gypsy is a lot more aggressive than Shark Air when it comes to biting skydivers, despite the fearsome name and visage that Shark Air has. Someone ought to slap her nose with a finger and tell her "No bite!" 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Doesn't everyone? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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I buy almost everything I possibly can online. I'd be willing to bet I've bought bigger items online than almost anyone, but I don't want to sound like I'm bragging. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Every one I've ever met has been a total quack, launching diagnoses of 'subluxations' at everything, no matter what. A subluxation is a partial dislocation, and if you get one in your spine, you're proabably going to need immediate surgery. But chiropractors throw the term around to get you to buy into their bogus diagnosis. One of them offered to adjust my dog's spine to cure a kidney problem. If I'd have listened instead of taking him to the vet, he'd surely be dead - he was approaching rapid renal failure (poor little tyke recovered just fine). The little good that chiropractors can do is usually in the form of massage or physical therapy and has nothing to do with 'adjusting' your spine. Here's something else to consider, from James Randi's newsletter: 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Link! Link! Link! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Maybe you should study the Kama Sutra, so they're too tired to cheat on you. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Well, one of the nice things about my job is I can sit at my desk and drink so long as I don't get too drunk to debug code. Scotch, anyone? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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I don't think they're talking about the name leak, I think they're talking about lying to congress to get authorization for military action. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Yep, I agree. Which is why my rig has LARGE NICKEL rings on type-8 risers, hard housings and riser inserts, and I clean my cutaway cable at least every 30 days. I sure would feel stupid going in because I was yanking on a stuck cutaway cable thinking "At least my 3-rings are shiny!" 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Maybe I need to find someone to give me lessons. That pack job worked on the previous 250 slider up jumps. Where can I take packing lessons? Tom, whatever you do, don't take packing lessons from Phree. Judging from the video, you had enough problems that day already! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Another traveling with your rig question
Clownburner replied to Brisco's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I use a samsonite soft-sided rollaboard. It's just the right size for the rig (it fits nice and snug). And since I jump HUGE FREAKIN CANOPIES my rig is very heavy. There's room for my altimeter and maybe a magazine or something, and it's got wheels, so I just roll it along and don't ruin my back. This worked beautifully for me, and because it looks just like everyone else's carry on bag, it gets -zero- extra attention in the airport (from either security or thieves), which is nice. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth -
Congrats but don't forget the most important mod of all: Tighten the nut behind the wheel! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Good luck!! Don't forget to tell them you have the softest openings ever! Oh, wait, they might not understand and jump to an alternate conclusion.... Ahh, what the hell, tell them anyway! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Big from So Cal headed your way, Jack... Just think, now you'll be able to get through airport security without setting off the alarms! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Hey Californians, Enjoy Your 300% Car Fee Hike...
Clownburner replied to Gawain's topic in The Bonfire
Umm.... No, that's not it. I don't know what the math is exactly but the $600 bill came for my car, which is due in November (so it's at the higher rate) and the car was about $28,000 new. So it's high, but not as high as Colorado. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth -
You're so fired. I want your desk cleaned out by the time I get back. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Personally I find a woman who is comfortable with her body to be an extreme turn-on, regardless of what her actual weight or size is. And for the record, I also don't like waifish girls with no chest or hips. I like to have some curves! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Hey, you're the one who clicked to look at my bum! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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That's not a caffiene addiction. I've seen it before, that's an Aspartame addition. It's way nastier. Aspartame is the devil! The giveaway is the diet soda and the somnolent drinking. Not something that happens with caffiene alone. I used to drink 32-oz espressos every night. And in high-school, we'd drop two no-doz tablets into hot espresso until they dissolved, then pour that into a bottle of Jolt. WHAM! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Good to hear you're doing better. Hang in there, and I'll buy you a beer the next time I run into you at Perris or Elsinore... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth