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  1. Clownburner
    16, my freshman year in college. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    drop it into pure hydrochloric acid, it'll dump large amounts of hydrogen gas, which makes a pretty explosion*. Stand back. * note: For entertainment purposes only. Not responsible if you blow your damn fool self to smithereens. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Dog Wisdom

    Clownburner replied to Shell666's topic in The Bonfire

    What other dog will fetch your paper in 3.8 seconds flat? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Sort of. Hotmail doesn't, in fact they've gone out of their way to make sure you can't forward hotmail addresses automatically or check them remotely. It makes them feel important. People who actually _are_ important are the first to want to UNplug, in my experience. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Dog Wisdom

    Clownburner replied to Shell666's topic in The Bonfire

    Great idea. You can get one that's already broken in and has the housebreaking thing covered. Retired racing greyhounds make great pets. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    My company developed a master/slave protocol that allowed for remote configuration of servers where the master would take over the slaves without warning - we called it "Pimping over SSL" and the roles were "Pimp" and "Ho" - the operation for a pimp to control a remote ho was known as a 'Bitch slap.' That's about as silly as we get, I think... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Groan 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    1/2 Italian, 1/4 German, 1/8th Blackfoot Indian, 1/8th Smoky Mountain hillbilly mutt 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Thanks much, but I actually figured out how to get Amazon.uk to ship it here, so I managed to end-run the system. Thanks anyway! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    So, I've been trying to get the original radio version of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy on CD. It's available via the BBC shop for 14 pounds (+ shipping and vat and what-have-you). But they won't ship to the US - the reasons why elude me - and it's not available via the BBC America store. Any of our stalwart skydiving blokes in the UK willing to do me a favor and order it and then send it to me? I'd be more than happy to send you the dosh for it and whatever shipping costs. Let me know, thanks. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Wait, do you define 'psychotic' as an STD? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    That was exactly the point. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Sadly, I did not get the picture of you breaking the stick on TallGuy. You were too fast for me. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Wow, Ok, I'm sorry. I'm uploading them now. Here they are, in all their raw, unedited, uncensored glory. It's all ground pics - mostly from Saturday night's party. A lot of drinking and spanking going on, from what I can see... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    I thought it was "Raymond Luxury Yacht." LOL 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    If anyone else can't get the video working, try this link instead 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Wow, you Windows guys have to reboot? I feel bad for ya. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    How do you figure? The two-party system has caused our country quite a bit of pain and suffering, and has reduced our democracy to the 'pick the lesser evil' corporate oligarchy we have now. Abolishing the party system would do a lot to restore representative democracy. That's a pretty libertarian goal, I think. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    This 'lesser of two evils' thing is pi$$ing me off. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. If you keep just picking the 'lesser evil' instead of the candidate you want, we end up with just that - evil. This is going to keep getting worse until we DO something about it! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    HOW CUTE!!!
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    Sorry, it had to be done. I had to post a weener. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    I find it amazing that a self-professed libertarian could vote for the president most directly responsible for the erosion of civil liberties in the last 50 years. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Please stop calling them 'my' democrats. I'm not a democrat, and have never voted for a democrat. I'm a libertarian and think both parties should be abolished, but hey that's just my opinion. Let me tell you why I think the republicans would vote for another piece of trash like PATRIOT? Um, because they have. S.2476, to repeal the sunset of the PATRIOT act (making it permanent) had 9 cosponsors: 8 republicans and a democrat from Georgia (republicrat?). HR3171, to provide a legislative review of anti-terrorism legislation to insure civil liberties, had 30 sponsors: 29 democrats and a republican. As much as I hate to say it, the democrats are a lot stronger on civil liberties than the republicans. And civil liberties are the most important thing we have. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    For the record, I didn't make the banner, just posted it because it was funny. If I was you, I'd try harder for humor next time, that was lame. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    This is what is referred to in the security industry as "Security theatre." It doesn't make anyone actually safer, but it makes the ignorant masses FEEL safer, so that's what they do. The security experts know there isn't much they can do to prevent someone from bringing a bomb on board a train, but they have to be seen to do something, so they do something useless. The problem with this approach is that they're instilling people with a false sense of security. I'd rather have people thinking "That guy with the backpack wrapped in duct tape looks suspicious, I should tell the police" than thinking "Oh, the police have checked it out, I'm sure it's nothing." 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth