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  1. Come Down to Fl. We do them every month there silly kid. Oh yeah you go everywhere but Fl.
  2. Hey it only ruined 6HRS My Shitty day lasted 11-1/2 I almost walked out. I decided to take Friday off instead. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  3. ConGrats There Mocha YOU Can get the "D" I am sure of it. Provided the weather co-operates. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  4. I have to second that. You definitely need to work extra hard in rehab. I hope you get a good Doctor as well. One Last thing, Do not jump until you are better than 100%. Too many people try to come back too soon. Heal fast there BB. I hate to see others in pain. I know what you are going through. It sucks. Fast Healing to Ya, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  5. Just a qustion as to whether or not you had asked him prior and he refused to let you do it? I do not mind a woman doing something like that when I know it is coming. If asked I am more than likely to go along with her wishes. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  6. Here is a reply from someone who lives here. The last I heard Naples was having issues. I personally never got down there as I was injured at the time it was running. Mary & Stewart did lose the rights to bthe DZ. Someone else took it iover for a bit but I believe it fell through. Skydive Tampa Bay is a smaller DZ. I have not ben there but heard it is pretty nice. Lake Wales & Z-Hills will probably take about the same amount of driving time because of the location. I believe Lake Wales might take a little longer. It's location requires many traffic lights and small towns once you get off the interstate. Of course I am going to favor Z-Hills because it is my home DZ. We have many friendly laid back individuals. There are several organizers for all skill levels and types of jumps. When are you moving? I would be glad to show you around the Hill. Ya'll can PM me for my number. Laters, Keith (KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  7. 0:3:0 Alright there Girlie. You had better wait until you are fully healed. We have not jumped together yet. I am glad you were able to do something though. Talk to Ya'll soon. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  8. There is nothing wrong with PSYCHO Packing. I have done it since 95. For those of you who do not know it was originally called the BATPACK. Designed for the Batwing parachute. There was a group of us that jumped in Texas who refined the pack job to get on heading and really soft openings. As stated above part of it is in the lay down process. We decided to try folding half and half instead of one side over the other. This took out the 90 Degree off heading openings. The other thing we did is on the nose roll four & four with the center cell presented, put the slider on the center cell then roll the tail. I will have to say that when I pack for someone they comment that it is the best opening they have ever had. Keep in mind that this pack job is truly designed for an eliptical canopy. Like Aggie said though when you pack one way for soo long it is probably best to stick with what you know. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  9. Yeah I saw that on my MSNBC page. I am an ARIES as well. I definitely found it comical. I guess it is a sign that I need to go make a jump seeing that I have not made any since the 4TH of July Weekend. I am going to try. We shall see. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  10. Don't Worry there Girlie. Everything will work out I know it will. It is natural to be nervous. You are taking on a whole new adventure. Leaving the security of friends and family to try something new. You are doing what others fear to do and end up staying stagnant, bored and miserable all of their life. You are a Brave soul which is very admirable. I commend you on your Bravery. I know that things will turn out just fine. Have a safe trip and keep everyone posted as you travel. Let us all know that you are safe.
  11. I am going to be there Thursday-Monday. Staying in a cabin or something. My Bud it all up. Yeah I second that! I am sure there will be plenty of your other buds there. Anyway it would make the guy more jealous if you went and might make him realize what he gave up. It would also show that you really did not need him for you to have a good time. Just a thought. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  12. Uh yeah there little lady. Try $5,300 for an airlift from Z-Hills to Tampa. Not even a 10-min flight. $300 for an ambulance just because it showed up. Ambulance ride at Quincy was over $1,000. I would have to look at records to get the exact amount. Just think these people are actually supposed to be helping you. Instead they are raping your wallet. Nowadays if you do not pay or can't they are kind enough to put it on your credit report so that you have even moree issues in life. Yep this is why our health care system is all ASSED UP. The reason that people suffer before going to the Doctor or hospital. Such is life! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  13. Hey one out of three goals is not bad. :) Seriously Girl I hope you feel better. Hopefully the doc will be able to help you out. Take care and keep me posted. Your Bud, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  14. Contact Z-Hills. They do water training on a regular basis. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  15. Right on. We should all take the time to look at not only our own gear but others as well. Not only while sitting around but especially when it is on and getting ready to jump. Anytime something does not look right or feel right go with your gut. Ask a rigger to check it out and look at it. It usually does not take long and it could be the difference between serious injury or Death! I know because the day I had the accident which took me out of the sport for a bit I knew something was going to go wrong. I had two other people look at my gear and they could not see anything bad. The rest is history. HappyThoughts has seen me beat the odds many times though. Not through my fault but others. Blue Skies & Soft Landings, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  16. When I was in High School My Buds used to call me the faster shitter in the East. Some did not actually believed that I took a dump that fast. Why are we discussing this again. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  17. jmpnkramer

    Speed...

    I am just more comfortable at a higher rate of speed. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  18. One Accident. Really Bad. Multiple Surgeries. 99' Went in on A Mal. Three Surgeries. 18 Months. 20 Hours total time on an operating table. I have Cadaver Bone, Screws, Porcelain, Titanium, and a cotter pin. The X-Rays are Outstanding. The regular pain is not. If you are going to do it do it right. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  19. Well My Dear it just goes to show you that no matter what I am doing I always remember my good Pals. Especially those of us who serve! I just cannot wait to jump with ya again. Have A Safe Flight! KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  20. That is just: I better get a call from you little girl. Make sure you give Lisa some Blue Stuff!! Have A Safe Flight. Too Bad you have to land on the plane. Compadre, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  21. I agree with AggieDave; It is just different. I have never made a BASE jump but I am guessing it is similiar to that. Don't forget you and I need to meet up and have a KRAMER contest. Laters, THE Oiginal KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  22. You only live once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you died tomorrow all that debt gets written off to bad debt expense for each individual company. Hope you have fun. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  23. These are my feelings exactly. I know that there are coaches out there who only get money through instructing but the fact of the matter is that a student pays a great deal of money to get into a novice status. We should all take a little time to help a new person out. This way they feel welcomed and come back. Not only that but the person would be a good marketing tool for the drop zone by trying to get others they know to jump even if it is only a Tandem. My few words. Laters. KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  24. Nice there Chuck but the Orange & Blue is missing the Gator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you could come down and show some swooping skills at the Hill. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  25. I live in Florida and do travelling. If she is a skydiver I have not seen or heard of anyone by that name. I sure hope you find her. Take care, Keith (KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!) The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES