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  1. jmpnkramer

    I Met cora

    HA^2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thinking of ways to get the aroma of the BLUE STUFF!!!! Hmmmmmmm!!! Just wait till I see you again little lady. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  2. Also PLease take the time to think about the Troops stationed all over the world who are trying to make life better for everyone. Not only should we remember those who fell on 9-11 but the soldiers who have passed trying to Liberate the Oppressed. Thinking of All my Fellow/Fella Individuals in Uniform Serving the Country, Keith(KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!) The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  3. Looks Sharp. Nice design. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  4. jmpnkramer

    Lunch

    Where in the hell do you get a 25LB box of M&M's? I need to eat but I was late to work today so I will fit it in somewhere. Exhausted, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  5. jmpnkramer

    I Met cora

    Even though I do not remember everything I do know that Lisa had a rough day after the Blue Stuff. Especially since she had to drive back to Ga. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  6. I have been jumping for over 10 years. Memories? There are so many it is hard to mention. I went to the First "Harvest Moon Boogie!" That ws a blast. I guess I would have to say that my most memorable years in Skydiving would have been while I was stationed in Louisiana and jumping in Beaumont, Texas (Skydive America). There was a small group of us that hung out and did everrything together. We jumped, ate, and partied/clubbing all as a group. It was a really nice close nit bunch. I will never forget those that were part of the Beaumont crowd. I miss them as we have all gone in different directions. My current place is Z-Hills. I cannot say enough about the individuals their either. The group took care of me when I was hit by an ASS under canopy at Quincy in '99. Thaks so much to Richard & Leslie-Ann for making sure I had a ride back from the hospital. Arlo for trying to kill the guy who hit me. Then when I had my injury in Dec '99 everyone came to the hospital and even snuck some alcohol in for me. What a group. I am now deep rooted at Z-Hills. I just bought one of the Condo's which is only 4-Miles from the DZ. It is very nice.
  7. Dude, don't you have a base sticker? I go onto McDill all the time. Therefore Get a base sticker and that should relieve this issue of having to show an insurance card every time. I have another friend that had an issue with USAA. I know they are a decent company though. I personally have never used them though. Well, Hopefully your days will get better. I could compare disasters with you but I know I would win. Just Ask Chuck (SkyMonkeyOne). Although I know you should know hos real name. Things are looking up for me though. At least I hope so. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  8. jmpnkramer

    I Met cora

    Oh Little Lisa, The Blue Stuff Games have only begun to begin. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  9. Definitely think about it. I had a female bud lose part of her hearing from jumping congested. I definitely do not reccommend it. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  10. Or you were supposed to be working. Never a good idea to make the front page of the local paper at a time you were supposed to be at work. How many Donuts did that one cost you? LATERS, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  11. Well what always worked for me was a couple of shots of SoCo and a beer, topped off with nyquill and a good night's rest. Of course if you have to instruct today that will not work until this evening. I doubt there i anything that will get you back by this afternoon. Hope you are able to kick it. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  12. Hey Guy have you ever read the rules of this Forum? Obviously not! SkyMama is only stating what Sangrio has posted as part of the forum rules! Finally, a few good ideas: 1) Don't feed the trolls! Look it up and become informed. SKYMAMA is doing her job as a GREENIE! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  13. I made it on "REAL TV" back in '99 on a Tandem that went wrong. I got the Drogue wrapped around my foot. It was nasty. I did not send the video in. My videographer did. Now that the re-runs are always on I get to hear about it all the time. NOt one of my more impressive moments, that is for sure. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  14. Just in case you are uninformed: The rules are: 1) No personal attacks. None. Some things will make you unpopular: 4) Rudeness Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  15. Watch yoursefl there cool Kat. Michele is a very Loved individual on this forum. You do not want to get on her bad side. She knows many people. Life could become unpleasant for you. Like she said don't cut someone down when they are asking for help or guidance. Be productive or be gone. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  16. Ah Ha! I see you have changed your AVATAR. From the looks of it you do not have the hair to challenge me in a KRAMER look-A-Like COntest. You could Always Bring it on though. I Throwin the KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!out there. Laters from, The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  17. HA^2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is not Florida's fault they the people are goofy and did not utilize RIF(Reading is Fundamental)! Just had to give ya a hard time for that. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  18. Original style Black Reebok's. You know the kind the Knights usually wear. The ones with smooth trad on the bottom. It make them just right for swooping. I wore Teva's for a bit until I had a nasty off airport landing. I had some really cool strap marks on both feet for a bit. I like my Reebok's very much though. The only other foot gear I would wear might be Converse. They usually have smooth tread as well. It is definitely a key in swooping I think. It would be ugly if the tread caught something in the ground while trying to touch down. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  19. Not to mention Jumping in Florida in the middle of summer when it is like 90+ with 90+ humidity. It will eventually work on your brain as well. One time I did 10 tandems in less than a Five Hour period in this heat. Well on the 10TH I turned to the door and my student was not hooked up properly. After that event I make sure I am well hydrated and do not work that hard. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  20. Hey Big Guy. If your woman takes what other bitter individuals say and make up without giving you the benefit of the doubt then maybe she is not the woman for you. Communication is the key. If she does not want to communicate her concerns with you then just let her go. As for the people making the shit up. Well, you are always going to have that. When I came back from Quincy in '99 there were a couple of ridiculous shitty things being said about me. Jealous people are always going to talk bad about you. Just remember that you are a bigger better person than the individuals talking shit about you. I hope that helps a little. I apologize about hearing your dilema though I know how it is. Blue SKies, & Soft Landings, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  21. I golf, Water-Ski, RollerBlade, Surf, and soon Dive. You know you can try to golf when the weather is not right for jumping. It is very hard to keep it all together. If you want to though you can. Take Care, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  22. I am about 45min. Just depends on which way I take and the amount of morons on the road. It still baffles me that these people actually love their job so much their willing to speed and possibly hurt themselves or others. Anyway, On a lighter note though I only live 4-Mile from Z-Hills. I like knowing that much better. It makes the drive home seem not so bad.
  23. Yeah my funds are limited. Not to mention I am going to be spending money on a couple of other trips. Keep me posted there Sunny. When are you coming to Z-Hills again? I am outta town the end of this month. Then the middle of October on but some of that is Military stuff. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  24. Very good there guy. I like that comment. Yeah I recently moved and finally was able to get DSL. I ran extra wire so that I could have it in both bedrooms. I now know why companies do not like to run wire anymore. Enjoy your dsl. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  25. Yeah I had a run like that. from the end of '97 through '99. It unfortunately ended with me being put out of the sport a couple of years. I am back now. I am still haveing some bad luck but I believ that things are about to turn around.