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  1. jmpnkramer
    You could except their Mother had them tattooed when they were babies so that she could tell them apart. YES! I know a little about the Dahm Girlies. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Yeah What>>>>>>>>EVER! You could never get near One of the Dahm Trips! Ya Fat Bastard! Go have another box of doughnuts!
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    Silly Girlie! I can eat whatever I want with my metabolism. On the other hand if you eat certain foods it will keep your metabolism active hence you burn unwanted fat from the body. If you starve your body it retorts by storing more fat. I know you are smarter than that!
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    Just like pretty soon he will have to buy a Tandem Rig just to jump. In order for him to Surf he would have to ride a tree trunk! Also Obviously Marc you did not read the surfing thread properly nor did you realize what I was doing there. The actual intelligent ones figured it out. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Ahh the "Dahm" triplets! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Your not cocky; you are goofy! Have you ever met SM1? It is not our fault that you are carrying extra lard! Exercise and proper eating is what it takes. You need to see a nutritionist. Eating less food only makes your body store more fat. Contrary to popular belief you need to eat more and the right stuff in order to keep your metabolism in motion. I would not be scared of SM1 because he is a Greenie. He can be cool if you are cool. If you are a Dick then I would be careful. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I have never stopped walking! I just had to utilize aluminum assistance devices. I better be good by then. Currently I am still in a bunch of pain though. K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Both pics are nice. I really do not consider the short hair one that short. With that said I prefer longer hair over shorter hair. Then again it all depends on how it is set up. I am really not good at this stuff though. I just perfer longer hair. BTW: I do not like your choices in this vote. They are too radical! I mean there is like no inbetween answer or multiple choice!
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    You obviously have not been in the South. There are many non-religious ceremonies. At the Court House, in living rooms, various other locales.
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    Yeah but your a stick figure like me. I dig ya chica! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS! I will be at the OrFun Boogie in GA. For those needing help just come see me. I will have Rice Cakes as Lee said along with Diet bars and fruit. Also for those interested there will be a vigorous Aerobics regime every morning starting at 5:30 A.M. I say this because obviously some of you have issues with your own appearance as noticed in the Surfer/Skydiver Thread I posted. Cannot wait to see all the Fired up Females. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I got My "Jedei" in 10 days. That was when Brian used to build and test jump every canopy before sending it to its owner. Now that is AWESOME customer Service! Oh did I mention it got to Texas 10-Days from the order placement? Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Since When did you become such a CHEESE HEAD!? Laters, . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Never had one. I was always too busy travelling, surfing and water skiing at the time. Unbeknownst to me I lived like 12-minutes from Deland. I could have been jumping as well. Then just like now the girlies do not like it when you are always gone. Hence the reason I am single. No worries here though. I have fun no matter where I go. I have got the battle scars to prove it! Laters, K-MAN! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Your spending time with your daughter Right? That is better than many have! Not sure I agree with drinking in front of her but hey that is me.
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    I definitely listen to mine. IN fact when it comes to recovery time I extend what they say just to be sure I am good because of all the things I do. C'mon now Valerie, you are an intelligent woman. When are infomercials on? In the middle of the night when sleepless people are like delerious and cannot think straight. That would be different from what other generation. Is that not what people though of Rock'n'Rollers, Elvis, and countless other individuals and generations through the years? Anyway half that shit can be bought at Wal-Mart soon after you see it on the TV. Laters, K-MAN! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I am right there with you Bill. I usually go to see specific people and make a few jumps with them. I also like going places with a group. Lots of fun. Have not done that in a long time though. Laters, K-MAN! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Very Nice. Now you have to Model it though! Laters, K-MAN! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I resemble that remark there MRS. Bear! I will be up in November though. We had a small storm this morning and now the sun is back out again. Laters, K-MAN! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    0:0:0 Being busted up makes it hard to get out and about. NOt to mention I had some personal affairs to take care of. Being Grown up Sucks Sometimes. NO, not because of the post. As a matter of fact I hung out with a SkyChica the night of that post! She thought is was funny! We all know why I am not jumping at the current time. Those rounds are unforgiving! Should be October although If I feel good I might push the limits. It is rare that you will be able to get me for beer these days. I have done some crazy stuff in my time. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I never lose anything. I only put it in a place that I cannot either remember or find it at the current moment in time. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Where are ya going? I mean if you go somewhere dead it does not count. Most of canada is unihabitable; Right? I have been to Vancouver and loved it. I used to know many people when I was in that area back in 91'. That is cool you won and all. Do they pay for that rental because that could get expensive? Yes, healthcare is something we need in the U.S. When will you be travelling? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    NICE! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I thought it was 29? Oh wait! Never Mind! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Only If you allow it.