Spizzzarko

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  1. Spizzzarko
    What about the spurs dude? Please don't tell me you aren't going to walk down the Isle with out the spurs!
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    You need to deliver the chocolate to get into the ZONE! Without the chocolate, NO ZONE FOR YOU!!! Unless you are Ian, then it's all the ZONE you want.
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    2) Make 3 of 4 meets or you can't compete in the finals. Why limit the competition? Yes the requirement, in theory, should help attendance for the first 4 meets, but the other side is that it limits competition for the finals. That's the entire purpose of the competition is to rank the candidates. A NFL team can't go to the superbowl by just playing and winning one game.
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    Excuses are like ass holes. Everyone has them, and they all stink. Do you honestly think that the people competing in the event are not sacrificing a work day them selves? We have had people swoop the course at the end of a working jump in past comps, and it just slows everything down. Think about the other people in the comp, not just the competitors, but the judges, and the video personelle. Is it fair to them to have them bake out in the sun for any longer than they need to be? The actuall swoopers are a small part of these comps, so there are actually many people making sacrifices to make these events happen.
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    Spanks!
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    I personally don't eat the stuff, so I would have no idea what good chocolate is...
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    You can only trust them as far as you can throw them!
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    Pssst dude, newsflash, I think she was talking about you!
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    AS long as it's a swift kick in the butt!
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    Great A PD person... Kolla, What does it take to get into the PD ZONE like Ian?
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    Maybe if I'm lucky I can get into the PD ZONE! I want to be in the PD ZONE like IAN
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    OHHH MAAAANN That was hurtful!!! I remember bobbing up out of the water and opening my eyes to see all the water in my factory diver slowly drain out!
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    HHhhmmmmm Anger only leads to the Dark Side, young Paduwon Learner. (Yoda Voice) As far as the advertising goes, I'm not sure how my picture slipped past the editors. I wonder if USPA could be sued for something like that! hahahaaa I still want to be in the PD ZONE like Ian
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    Oh your just all proud that you made the PD ZONE! HOOOP DEE POOOOOP Every one go and see Ian in the PD ZONE!!!!! Somebody told me that I was in parachutist this month, but I havn't got my issue yet. I wish I were in the PD ZONE
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    It's been a slow winter. I might update it tomorrow, then again I might not. I'm just so unsure of when I'm going to update it... It's not that I don't have the time, I just don't have the motivation. Think of me as an actor, and you as the director. The scene is to update my profile, now what's my motivation?
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    Velocity 103, 2060 jumps.
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    Who me???? I'm innocent.... haahaahhaaa
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    They are Enron, Martha Stewart Living, KY Lubricants, and Samual Adams Boston Lager. My container is officially screaming. It's a JAV RSK-1 with a brand new Velo 103 in it, and now the removable slider. The teflon cable does add some pack volume! I had to use a little rigger magic to get it all stowed nicely.
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    hahaaaaa Don't tell the sponsors!
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    on picture 16 I'm not stoned, I'm just tired from packing it all up. I need a beer. I think I will have a beer now.
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    DAMN it packs up big!
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    Continue to check it. I used the beer cap instead of a quarter for size reference.
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    Allright, check it.
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    Dude, Admit nothing... Deny everything... Make counter accusations... It will save you in the long run! I'll demonstrate for you: "What are you talking about man? I have never pegged the pond. I think you are getting me confused with your futile attempts at swooping."
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    Ohhh SNAP!!!