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    - "Some people should never jump be nekkid" Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    "RuPaul after having his head shrunk" Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    Quote Put the vest on and relax a little bit. ------------------------------------------------------------ all of the really good RW people at my DZ have gone to the LEAD BELLY. They say it's better for CG Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    meh.... it happens.... blue skies...and don't forget to relax. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    you have a bad attitude Zenister. I can't believe you guys are fighting over a repost. GET A LIFE.If you knew what was coming, why didn't you just close the link as soon as you saw it. For that matter, if you have spent so much time on the web, you should have recognized the link and not opened it in the first place. Dave, I'm surprised that you got involved with this.... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    as a very low time jumper I once had a very weak pull, and my pilot chute and bridle got wrapped around my arm. The highly experienced jumper I was with watched the whole thing, and he thought for sure I was going in. I also deployed under my arm on a H+P. I now ride the go-cart that broke my wrist and bounced my head off the pavement. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    Post: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I need a break. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So do we... mmmmhmmmm Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    thanks for the support everyone. This really isn't a plea for sympathy so much as a harsh reminder of reality. Maybe one of you will think twice next time. I know I will. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    I would have voted for her regardless.She is beautiful. You just better be glad I don't enter my Chili dog Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    Nine days ago on Saturday night, my cousin and close friend went for a night out on the town. He was with two of his friends and there was no designated driver. They pulled in front of a tractor trailer sometime around 2:00 A.M. His friends (one who was driving) survived unscathed, freaked out and ran, leaving Pete for dead. Pete is on life support, and his brain is slowly dying.Each time they run a brainscan, there is less activity. He has just over a 0% chance of survival, and the damage is such that if he were to survive, he would be a drooling imbecile. Don't do this to your family and friends, they love you. Pete is my friend , I love him,and I will miss him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    I have a friend who broke both of his pinkies like that. Yes, at the same time. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    I would go out and buy that bottle of Captain Morgan. Then I would package it up all pretty like and put a note in it saying " Thanks for a saving my ass. I really appreciate the free reserve repack." Then I would send it to him. Edit:spelling Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    I feel it is still the best canopy in it's class. I can't even think of any other that really competes.I feel it is a fantastic all around canopy. YMMV Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    I had to remark mine on my old rig.It only lasted fifty or seventy five jumps. I quit worrying about it because I pack myself and the pilot chute gets checked three times during packing.I also check my own pin, because I will only allow certain people to touch my gear. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    Viewing posts (Flat mode) what is flat mode? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    QuoteI'd bet if she walked into the Crystal, some drunk redneck would try to pick her up --------------------------------------------------------- I don't know,Bill, But I'm pretty sure she could get laid in the Anchor Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    KISS One drill pretty much covers it. Unless I have nothing out ( impossible pull ) I will cut away and go to reserve. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    I can't help it........I absolutely DETEST country music. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    what's wrong with making a few jump? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    it says I have to register. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    QuoteMy reality goes more like this: girl1: Something about your hair makes me want to rip your clothes off and go to town on you. That body, those arms, the vagina and boobies - oh my!!! girl2: come and get it. ---------------------------------------------------------- that's some funny shit! I almost blew beer out of my nose Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    QuoteI can't stand it when there are other women looking for condoms in the river. ---------------------------------------------------------- huh? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    do you know why makeup and perfume were invented? cuz women are ugly and they stink! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    pay her? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  25. towerrat
    there's a whole list of reasons a canopy may open hard. My suggestion is to learn to pack for yourself. It will give you a better understanding of all the hows and whys. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!